So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

Heavens to megatroid! I just turned 36 my mom got me this sensible honda civic with excellent gas milage. My fault I suppose for berating a rouge on his shoddily built mustang shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

He was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (he was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted my ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO im all pissed cuz my ladyfriend was in the car and he said, nay demanded to "pull her titties out ". So I exit my vehicle and he is "like AW SHIT" and conceals a small wooden club and yells "IM like what Bitch!!" and uses the device to cracked my windshield with that shit. I challenge him to settle this with fisticuffs like gentlemen and we started fihttin cuz an I jump on him while my female companion all screamin and shit rendering his club useless at this point however he uses his fist to punch my face and twisting my fingers and shit.

I yell "CALL 911!!!" to the other while he bustin my ass! He then stole my ass a couple more times with my dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

He peeled out, used and obsence gesture and yelled "fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!!" while breaking traffic laws and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!

The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!