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PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!

 
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PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!
Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
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...it feels like an orgasm, except instead of coming, you feel yourself going ;)
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It's the choice you make.

It's about whether you want doom or love.

It's about light versus the shadows.

Receiving to bestow.

Only for the creator and his desires alone.

Giving for the sake of giving.
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let me explain this right now, in a clear, easy to understand way.

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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sbus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 575967

byekitty
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Rapture is a bit like this thread.
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Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
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Quick ! Who did you hear ? (20 mins. left.)
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01/10/2009 11:41 PM
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jan 21.
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Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
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30 minutes? You were told that the rapture would occur at 12AM, Eastern time how very convenient of God to time things for Americans.
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east coast americans no less! god is so kind
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Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
 Quoting: 10:44 584668

First of all, you gotta be a "chosen person"--not everyone
gets on this bus. Then....you gotta have believed in
all the stuff in the bible. It's kindof like the last
scene in "Logan's Run" a 1960's sci-fi movie with Bruce
Dern....You go into this wind tunnel-like contraption
on the alter of this ennormous cathedral with anyone who
has turned 30 (i.e. Christian believers). Unfortnately,
what they didn't know--and was hidden out of sight from
the congregation above the ceiling--was that the people
who floated up were ZAPPED in a big bug-zapper. Kindof
cured me from ever trusting that someone who wishes to
help me "rapture." I'm staying on planet earth.
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Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.
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Something a crazy little Scottish girl imagined 150 years ago.
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Re: PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!
Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
 Quoting: 10:44 584668


if it does happen, it will be israel time.

it could be 11:11am or 11:11pm.
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6 minutes, sorry you're out of time!

dynamite

abomb

angry

ahhh

jihad2
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Where is jack bauer when you need him...
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Where is jack bauer when you need him...
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in a dark room torturing a kid.
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Oh Please........Don't be Dense

Whoever told you about a so called rapture taking place tomorrow or even 10 years from now.....

That person or group is delusion to the point of being mentally ill or demonically possessed.

There is no Rapture.

But there will be horrible times coming upon the whole world before the second coming of Jesus Christ.

But it won't be a secret thing.....and you will beg for Jesus Christ to come back because things will be so horrible on the whole planet.

Don't worry about missing the boat so to speak.......Get yourself right with God through Jesus Christ and you will be ready when your life ends or Jesus comes back again.
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Re: PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!
Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!


if it does happen, it will be israel time.

it could be 11:11am or 11:11pm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 575025



EST or CST?
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01/11/2009 12:22 AM
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It is like this you and the world live in the rainbow of lights example

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

and if all goes to plan we will be going to the over side of the pyramid that means all that was built in this reality is going to change because the light that sustained
this reality will be no more through the eye of the needle eh? to the over side can you imagine?

[link to uk.youtube.com]

me and the father are one

[link to img163.imageshack.us]
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jan 21.
 Quoting: aznwarlord

YS goes off and everybody's "raptured" in the blast!!
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01/11/2009 12:34 AM
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I thought you said you had a rupture ...

Thank GOD you are OK ...
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...it feels like an orgasm, except instead of coming, you feel yourself going ;)
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It's hard to make anything fool proof as fools are so ingenious.
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Re: PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!
Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!
 Quoting: 10:44 584668


It already happened.

It was in 55AD.

Sorry.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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wtf
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...it feels like an orgasm, except instead of coming, you feel yourself going ;)

1rof1
 Quoting: Seejanerun


;)
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[link to jahtruth.net]

Let it be Fun and Exciting is in fact our command to let this good and right thing be so.
It is done.
Amen!
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I need a new car. Please tell me where you are located so I can have your car when you're raptured.

Biggest bunch of bs I've ever encountered, teh rapture is.
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Simple : We are fucked and doomed !!
hiding
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Re: PLEASE HELP BEFORE JANUARY 11TH!
Heard that the rapture will occure on the 11th of january, what is a rapture, quick, got only 30 mins left to explain it clearly!


It already happened.

It was in 55AD.

Sorry.
 Quoting: LouisWinthorpeIII

Exactly. I figured it out in high school, because I have a thing for Roman history.

It hurts my brain to think that so many people are so stupid. And that they have so much control over our lives.
J.H.F.C.
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Simply stated, it's bullshit.

There isn't anything in the New Testament about the subject.

So Solly...





GLP