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the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs

 
Funney
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the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
Ask, i will answer.
What matters,
is your opinion:
magicfairy

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the Goddess is in all of us..... just look inside
so this is it!!!!!!
Funney (OP)
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01/11/2009 08:34 AM
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thats exactly what i found!
an woman archetype!
hf
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01/11/2009 08:47 AM
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Ask, i will answer.
What matters,
is your opinion:
 Quoting: Funney 487528


What kind of woman are you?

Each woman is different, based on her birth culture and race.

If you are blond, I have many questions I would love to have answers. If you are not, then you are not my kind and I shouldnt have to understand you.
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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
which end of the pole are you sat at there are two female archetypes one at each end of the pole

one in light

[link to www.testriffic.com]

one in darkness

[link to farm1.static.flickr.com]

me I have surrendered my darkness to Venus and give my light to Virgo as a man that's all I can do lol
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woman? one woman? lol. Ok i will try to understand....lets see...Joan of Arc. God deliver me
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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
Ask, i will answer.
What matters,
is your opinion:


What kind of woman are you?

Each woman is different, based on her birth culture and race.

If you are blond, I have many questions I would love to have answers. If you are not, then you are not my kind and I shouldnt have to understand you.
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i am a man
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01/11/2009 09:51 AM
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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
lezbo's too
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01/11/2009 09:52 AM
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I just fucked my wife and made her orgasm...am I ready to meet god now?....
Moses
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When I started putting the toilet seat down THEN GOD appeared!!!
th€bbo

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How did I understand women?
We the people of the Planet Earth, in order to form a more perfect union,
establish love, insure global harmony, provide for the divine knowledge,
promote the I AM connectivity, and secure the blessings of manifestations
to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish
this Constitution for the Planet Earth.

-

The Definition of Our Future:


Responsible freedom of self determination, becoming truly self-confident and free, to
unconditionally be responsible for oneself, without being coerced to accept some higher
authority.

--

Denn der Mensch ist der Acker und sein Herz sein Baum, sein Werk seine Frucht. -- Paracelsus
Funney (OP)
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How did I understand women?
 Quoting: th€bbo


only if you in contact with them, observation, does not work :)
Funney (OP)
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lezbo's too
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? after she realizes its ok, why not :)
Funney (OP)
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[link to funney.cz]
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abduct
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09/29/2009 01:37 AM
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LOL

women are;

Expert liars.
Dont know what they want.
Need something to tell them what they want.
Controlled by chemical reactions in their body.
Funney
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LOL

women are;

Expert liars.
Dont know what they want.
Need something to tell them what they want.
Controlled by chemical reactions in their body.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 778652


woman have;

40% more neuronal connection between left & right hemisphere
= this should answer lots of questions about them

I am here to tell you about the connection (if MAN admit there is one)
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LOL

women are;

Expert liars.
Dont know what they want.
Need something to tell them what they want.
Controlled by chemical reactions in their body.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 778652


I guess you didn't forget your promise to the he-man woman hater's club.

[link to www.youtube.com]
Funney

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bump
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11/18/2010 05:39 AM
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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
Don't be an idiot.

Women could not care LESS about YOUR needs.

It's ALL about THEM.

I've seen it over and over and over again.

A man is FAR better off WITHOUT.
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11/18/2010 05:49 AM
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I think being a patriarchal society is what has fucked us over. We have screwed over the modern family and the modern women. Women should be treated like goddesses. I am not referring about modern women, the hard arse career women, I am talking about women, the nurturer, the caregiver, the lover. Instead, women are becoming harden by men treating them like objects of derision, as if they have little worth.

If you have a women who its worthy, worship her, worship her body, because you reap what you sow.
Funney

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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
you speak the truth based perhaps from your life-long experience
selfaware interacting organisms as man and woman are, is not coincidence or accident of nature

nature was always ready to make many roads, we could easily end as hermafrodites with both genders

but it wont teach cooperation leading to survival in the long run (the species would be dead)

thats my opinion
Funney

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I think being a patriarchal society is what has fucked us over. We have screwed over the modern family and the modern women. Women should be treated like goddesses. I am not referring about modern women, the hard arse career women, I am talking about women, the nurturer, the caregiver, the lover. Instead, women are becoming harden by men treating them like objects of derision, as if they have little worth.

If you have a women who its worthy, worship her, worship her body, because you reap what you sow.
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thats a response!
ty

hf
Funney

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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
Did you registered they are always beside you ? and wice versa

If you start to take (grasp) this "setup" on Earth as not accidental, you will find those details.
Some of them will turn as highly important in your lifetime.
Woman are such a "thing".

Pickup any religion and try to pass it trough this filter:
do they allow for respect to a woman ?
do they higlight it ?
or the opposite ?

nature is fair
so is respect!

i say again
if you will really MEET THE GOD
you can only while you show respect to the creation (approach)
after you learn that woman have higher societal responsibility
it will start to make more sense to you (giving you more love in the day from them.. it is the feminine energy, which you like in it, you like being there..)


our whole future lies there

hf
oh i forgot burnit this thing
(you wondered why so much porn today ?
..trying hard to trick you (influence) while your high on them)
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10/09/2012 05:22 AM
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I am fortunate enough to love and be loved by an incredible woman. But if I was ever forced to try again for whatever reason I wouldn't bother.
Today's women are reality tv drones and generally abominable.
And the men...
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If you have a women who its worthy, worship her, worship her body, because you reap what you sow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167942


As a 40-year old married male, I'd say that worship goes too far in a healthy relationship.

I know that women, and men too, like to be placed on a pedestal once in a while, but in the long term, worship is not a solid foundation for a good relationship. It's one-sided, excessive and terribly susceptible to abuse even if it starts out innocently.

Solid relationship is built on ENDURING love - not the initial silly infatuation - and mutual RESPECT.

Respect, in turn, is a multifaceted thing. To me it means, for example:

-Unconditionally accepting what she is as a human being (fiery temperament, extra pounds, occasional laziness and all). This is the foundation for all other forms of respect.

-Patiently listening to her even when I'm bored out of my skull. As every man knows, women tend to talk to the point of driving us mad on topics that feel trite and trivial to us, but that's their nature. You can't and shouldn't try to change that.

-Empathizing with her even when I really don't understand what her problem is.

-Being open to her about any problems you might have with her or in your personal life. Mulling on such problems alone and being a jerk because you don't like something she does is disrespectful to her.

-Accommodating her wishes but not to the extent of abusing yourself in the process.

-Sharing your responsibilities. These days men cook, clean and take care of kids just as well as women. Similarly, my wife (ok, so she's an engineer by profession but I don't think that matters) can and does change car tires, fix electrical problems, mow the lawn and unclog drains just as well as me. We balance the workload at home based on how tired we are individually. Assigning home chores based only on gender roles would be terribly disrespectful to me and her.

-Having courage to argue with her until we've resolved our issues, instead of bolting out of the door, becoming entrenched in your position or always yielding your ground. Honestly seek for a compromise and when you've been wrong, have the guts to admit it. Paying attention and having the will to resolve your differences is respect. Arguing was the hardest lesson for me to learn in a marriage. I don't handle conflicts well and have a tendency to withdraw from such situations by giving up my ground.

-Reminding her once in a while that you love her, even though at times you may dislike or even hate her. Anyone who's been in a good long-term relationship knows that love and hate are not mutually exclusive feelings. Even on those occasions when I feel flashes of hate towards my wife, I still love and care for her well-being. The opposite of love is total indifference ("not going to waste my hate on you"), not hate.

I expect, and fortunately receive, the same kind of respect from her in return.
Funney

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If you have a women who its worthy, worship her, worship her body, because you reap what you sow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167942


As a 40-year old married male, I'd say that worship goes too far in a healthy relationship.

I know that women, and men too, like to be placed on a pedestal once in a while, but in the long term, worship is not a solid foundation for a good relationship. It's one-sided, excessive and terribly susceptible to abuse even if it starts out innocently.

Solid relationship is built on ENDURING love - not the initial silly infatuation - and mutual RESPECT.

Respect, in turn, is a multifaceted thing. To me it means, for example:

-Unconditionally accepting what she is as a human being (fiery temperament, extra pounds, occasional laziness and all). This is the foundation for all other forms of respect.

-Patiently listening to her even when I'm bored out of my skull. As every man knows, women tend to talk to the point of driving us mad on topics that feel trite and trivial to us, but that's their nature. You can't and shouldn't try to change that.

-Empathizing with her even when I really don't understand what her problem is.

-Being open to her about any problems you might have with her or in your personal life. Mulling on such problems alone and being a jerk because you don't like something she does is disrespectful to her.

-Accommodating her wishes but not to the extent of abusing yourself in the process.

-Sharing your responsibilities. These days men cook, clean and take care of kids just as well as women. Similarly, my wife (ok, so she's an engineer by profession but I don't think that matters) can and does change car tires, fix electrical problems, mow the lawn and unclog drains just as well as me. We balance the workload at home based on how tired we are individually. Assigning home chores based only on gender roles would be terribly disrespectful to me and her.

-Having courage to argue with her until we've resolved our issues, instead of bolting out of the door, becoming entrenched in your position or always yielding your ground. Honestly seek for a compromise and when you've been wrong, have the guts to admit it. Paying attention and having the will to resolve your differences is respect. Arguing was the hardest lesson for me to learn in a marriage. I don't handle conflicts well and have a tendency to withdraw from such situations by giving up my ground.

-Reminding her once in a while that you love her, even though at times you may dislike or even hate her. Anyone who's been in a good long-term relationship knows that love and hate are not mutually exclusive feelings. Even on those occasions when I feel flashes of hate towards my wife, I still love and care for her well-being. The opposite of love is total indifference ("not going to waste my hate on you"), not hate.

I expect, and fortunately receive, the same kind of respect from her in return.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24743440


thank you!
hf
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When a man wants a womans opinion, he will give it to her!

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Hi funney,

I respect your wisdom. We spoke in the past and you made an impression on me. But know this:

The female is but one side of the coin. The male is the other.
The merging of both is the path to god, a.k.a the great work, or planetary tantra, which has nothing to do with perverted sexual pracises.

Focusing on the female will result in the same problems that our patriarchical society has to face today.
Funney

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Hi funney,

I respect your wisdom. We spoke in the past and you made an impression on me. But know this:

The female is but one side of the coin. The male is the other.
The merging of both is the path to god, a.k.a the great work, or planetary tantra, which has nothing to do with perverted sexual pracises.

Focusing on the female will result in the same problems that our patriarchical society has to face today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14081264


hf

you know me
i am for unification

i noticed that THIS (comunion between man and woman) is the main problem or critical issue today
RESPECT as a form of FAIR understanding (it goes far from humans to all forms, the feminine feels the same)

the relationship with them is the magic formula for me,
where i can be assured that we go in tandem (which was not common in history.... men were always the first, woman followed, so we set them the limit)

problems.. or opportunities ?
thats why we are here
to find and express working solutions


abduct
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Re: the last step before meeting GOD is to understand WOMAN and her needs
To understand woman is very tricky because they are profound beings.

however I have to say that most of the confusion surrounding women comes from this mysticism that they are completely different from men. This is not true. When trying to understand a woman, start by picturing them as men, and then carefully add or remove any mismatching characteristics.

In my opinion, a woman is basically a man who has been castrated and remains in an infantile stage of emotional development. But of course, some women will develop their masculine side more than others.

Men on the other hand are closest to being the perfect human being, but we are "spiritually castrated" because we lack a connection with our feminine side (i.e., beauty, wisdom, intuition, empathy, softness) that we so desperately seek outside of ourselves.

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