what's a good birthday present for a 45 year old man

Huh-uh! I make straight A's!

:cherrylove:

a mountain bike like this to keep him in shape

[link to www.ninerbikes.com]

Give him a gadget associated with his hobby.

And I am a renown expert on forgery. Soooo.....you got all "f"s. lmao....

Get your man a gun and twin hookers....

Nothing say love like a good bang!

"Saturday Night Fever" dvd

PROSTATE EXAM

Men love:

-Things with sharp edges.
-Things that go boom.
-Things with internal combustion engines.
-Things that burn.
-Electronics. Really any kind will do.
-Large dogs.
-Sofas.
-Alcohol.

Men do not love:

-Overcomplicated cooking equipment.
-Things that are made of wool.
-Things that smell like flowers.
-Things that are flowers.
-Small dogs.
-Throw pillows.
-Things that are pink.

Conflicts may arise. Gelato makers are overcomplicated cooking equipment, yet they may be used in the preparation of things that contain alcohol and probably contains sharp edges. This is an "acceptable" gift, but really a lawnmower and a case of beer would be far better.

Also...just go around the house and toss all the throw pillows if you really want to make him happy. Men hate them in ways your brain is not capable of understanding and we fantasize of destroying them all with a V8 powered lawnmower with dual flamethrowers and malt liquor dispenser.

A shiny red ferrari worth 500.000 USD.

Go buy it NAO!


Or a bj.



Or a week of sex. Anything he wants.



Or anything with emotional value. Money is not important if you give a well given gift from the heart.

I would give myself a hunter knife. Or a gun.

That would be a BRILLIANT birthday present..! Have them dressed in shiny rubber latex & pvc.. then rock n roll..!

See? Sharp things and things that go boom. It's the truth.

A home-made gift certificate for:

a blow job once a day for a year.

Then - do it....

Guys like any kind of Dogs, big or small. No Cats.

Omega and Only Me - get a room.

LOL!

If he likes to cook, create a gift basket with his favorite hard to find ingredients. Maybe throw in a cookbook of your preferred cuisine (Italian, Thai, etc.) so he can cook for your preferences.

I love to cook, so I'd salivate over a gift certificate for a really good store with cooking gear.

It's best to buy something disposable that you both will enjoy if you don't know what kind of kitchen gadgets to buy. Otherwise, buy something you will appreciate for the next 20 years or so (like All Clad!)

As long as it shows that you are thoughtful, it'll be appreciated.

Good luck!

I have an awesome recipe for beef tenderloin with a reduced sauce. It's an Austrian recipe if you want it.

Viagra

[he's 45 ffs!

pipe and slippers!


What? 45 year old men don't like to have sex? Pleeeeeease.

Is this 45 year old man a romantic partner?

If so, I'd say, dinner and drinks; a room in a very nice hotel on the beach and if you have extra money, buy him a real nice gold or white gold (depending on what he perfers) chain(About $800-1000, and...give him a blow job he'll remember tomorrow. You do all the work.

If this 45 year old man is a friend, you can give him a autographed book...or a couple of Ralph Lauren bath towels. A Gift Certificate to an excellent Steak House.

Hope this helps:)

Peace Out.

If he lives north of the 40th parallel, a snow shovel, if he lives south of there, a lawn rake. A book about some part of his family history, like if he's part Scottish, a story of Scotland. A gift certificate to Best Buy.

just asked dear hubby - he says steak, blowjob and shut the fuck up night. Best present ever.


(STFUN = don't ask him to do anything)

One 22 and one 23 year old babe and two weeks in Hawaii.
Short of that we like food, alcohol and large mechanical toys like boats, jet ski's and cars.

Food, alcohol and sex makes a guy happy.

A naked 25 yr old woman.

I'm not 45 yet.......but I'd tell you what I'd like.

1) A wife
2) Another cute 30 something oriental woman to lay opposite me on my wifes other breast.

Man that would be heaven.....breasts and another snuggling women all at the same time.

Come on......tell me now.....even if your not a lesbian....those oriental eyes and soft faces just make most of us all melt.....they are so beautiful

Would be even nicer if said oriental was good at giving good massages.