when did weather ever run like clockwork?

For everyone that ever shits on climate change/global warming/global cooling <insert whatever the thoery of the day is here>, when was the weather EVER exactly what it was last year or the year before? If it snows a week earlier than last year there is no global warming, if the tide is high there is too much global warming?
It's going to take decades to find out what is up and still there will be a freak snowstorm in "Southtown". Why are you panicking and making crazy assumptions over one incident? Do you people realize that freaking out over one or two weather events is equivalent to pitching a fit when a child in school gets something other than a C?
Take a deep breath and calm the fuck down already, weather is almost incomprehensively complex. No person or computer will ever get it exactly right. Get an umbrella and a coat FFS you'll be fine.