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should I smoke a bowl before work?

 
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01/16/2009 09:51 AM
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should I smoke a bowl before work?
should I smoke a bowl before work?

I got my lighter, I got my pipe and all I need is an answer. Never been rocked while at work before. :-)
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01/16/2009 09:51 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
yes
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01/16/2009 09:51 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
what kind of work
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01/16/2009 09:51 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
i do it every day,lol.
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01/16/2009 09:53 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
go for it
just use something to mask your breath afterward
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01/16/2009 09:54 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
should I smoke a bowl before work?

I got my lighter, I got my pipe and all I need is an answer. Never been rocked while at work before. :-)
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yes, i go to work stoned all da time
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01/16/2009 09:55 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I do it every morning.
malu

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01/16/2009 09:55 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
only if you are a brain surgeon

if you do something important like make pizzas, hell no
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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01/16/2009 09:56 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.
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And why are the banks in trouble... I cannot imagine.


you are a fucking doofus OP
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.
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How could you do it without before?
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
i bet OP is british
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
Ask every self-respecting carribian bank manager...
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01/16/2009 09:57 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
only if you are a brain surgeon

if you do something important like make pizzas, hell no
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my pizza man showed up so baked yesterday i couldnt even see his eyes,lol. to think i was worried he might smell the weed smoke when i opened my door,lol.
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01/16/2009 09:58 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
well now I smell like Febreeze. Pass the cheetos please.
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01/16/2009 10:00 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.

And why are the banks in trouble... I cannot imagine.


you are a fucking doofus OP
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I don't make the rules. All I do is implement system wide software upgrade and I'm not even in charge of that.

It's friday, I could make a nice living betting on who will call in sick today.

Its always the women with children. How come these little kids are always sick on fridays?
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01/16/2009 10:02 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I am feeling very sufficient at the moment.

Maybe I will do something inappropriate today. I'm gonna slap somebody's ass. Heh heh... she's pretty damn cool and do lunch a lot so I don't think I'll get in trouble.
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01/16/2009 10:02 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
OP = dumbass
sup feds?
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01/16/2009 10:02 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
Pack her up

just stay in the office and play solitaire
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01/16/2009 10:03 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
i was all for it until you said you worked at a bank. can you hide in your office?
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01/16/2009 10:03 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.
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stoners do best in manager positions, i've ben offered management at every job i've ever worked at. we are one step ahead of the game and can see things through differnt perspectives
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01/16/2009 10:04 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
The devil's oregano calls....
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I am feeling very sufficient at the moment.

Maybe I will do something inappropriate today. I'm gonna slap somebody's ass. Heh heh... she's pretty damn cool and do lunch a lot so I don't think I'll get in trouble.
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cool
malu

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01/16/2009 10:06 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I am feeling very sufficient at the moment.

Maybe I will do something inappropriate today. I'm gonna slap somebody's ass. Heh heh... she's pretty damn cool and do lunch a lot so I don't think I'll get in trouble.
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might want to bring an empty box, you will need it for your things

smoke two bowls
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
instant reality check
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01/16/2009 10:11 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
depends, I was smokin a bowl w/ the dishwasher on a slow day, in walks the Mayor,his wife and their two kids, and I had to go out and serve them
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01/16/2009 10:12 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
i was all for it until you said you worked at a bank. can you hide in your office?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 499294

I can totally hide in my office. This is a gravy train job. I have two superiors who both office several states away. This is the kind of job that most people hate. I work maybe 3-4 hours per day and some days not at all. Since my boss is in another state, if I'm not around then people think I'm in a meeting. I've been doing this shit for 11 years and they pay me the ridiculous sum of $88,469. As I tell my friends this is why you get a college degree if you're not genius enough to be self employed.

Fridays suck because I have approve time sheets, make sure the temps aren't freeloading like I am. Most temp works suck ass, there are some very nice ones though.
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01/16/2009 10:14 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
i was all for it until you said you worked at a bank. can you hide in your office?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 499294




I work for a bank. I actually work in a large operations center. We do all of the ATM stuff, grocery store Branch software and debit cards.
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01/16/2009 10:16 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
YUP,always refreshing to see & talk to someone at work stoned, feel more relaxed that some else nurtures the same vibe, if ya know what i mean.
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01/16/2009 10:18 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
you know, my job at the bank is mostly useless. I know for a fact that we could get buy with 6-9 productive people. The problem is nobody really does anything and they keep adding people to my staff. Most are temps who have to do shitty data entry all damn day. I run them pretty hard because those are the people that could really fuck ya. I treat them well though. I'm not super strict on time as long as its not obvious that I am being taken advantage of. I also try to buy lunch at least twice a month.
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01/16/2009 10:19 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I am feeling very sufficient at the moment.

Maybe I will do something inappropriate today. I'm gonna slap somebody's ass. Heh heh... she's pretty damn cool and do lunch a lot so I don't think I'll get in trouble.
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Just remember that it's not inappropriate to whip it out when doing lunch. It'll show her that you are a really classy dude.
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01/16/2009 10:21 AM
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Re: should I smoke a bowl before work?
I won't name any names but my job gives me access to lots of stuff. :-)

There is a NBA coach who CURRENTLY has a credit card balance of $156,722.29.


Can you imagine that much credit card debt? Fuck

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