should I smoke a bowl before work?

yes

what kind of work

i do it every day,lol.

I'm a project manager at a major bank. I control 89 people.

go for it
just use something to mask your breath afterward

yes, i go to work stoned all da time

I do it every morning.

only if you are a brain surgeon

if you do something important like make pizzas, hell no

And why are the banks in trouble... I cannot imagine.


you are a fucking doofus OP

How could you do it without before?

i bet OP is british

Ask every self-respecting carribian bank manager...

my pizza man showed up so baked yesterday i couldnt even see his eyes,lol. to think i was worried he might smell the weed smoke when i opened my door,lol.

well now I smell like Febreeze. Pass the cheetos please.

I don't make the rules. All I do is implement system wide software upgrade and I'm not even in charge of that.

It's friday, I could make a nice living betting on who will call in sick today.

Its always the women with children. How come these little kids are always sick on fridays?

I am feeling very sufficient at the moment.

Maybe I will do something inappropriate today. I'm gonna slap somebody's ass. Heh heh... she's pretty damn cool and do lunch a lot so I don't think I'll get in trouble.

OP = dumbass

Pack her up

just stay in the office and play solitaire

i was all for it until you said you worked at a bank. can you hide in your office?

stoners do best in manager positions, i've ben offered management at every job i've ever worked at. we are one step ahead of the game and can see things through differnt perspectives

The devil's oregano calls....

cool

might want to bring an empty box, you will need it for your things

smoke two bowls

depends, I was smokin a bowl w/ the dishwasher on a slow day, in walks the Mayor,his wife and their two kids, and I had to go out and serve them

I can totally hide in my office. This is a gravy train job. I have two superiors who both office several states away. This is the kind of job that most people hate. I work maybe 3-4 hours per day and some days not at all. Since my boss is in another state, if I'm not around then people think I'm in a meeting. I've been doing this shit for 11 years and they pay me the ridiculous sum of $88,469. As I tell my friends this is why you get a college degree if you're not genius enough to be self employed.

Fridays suck because I have approve time sheets, make sure the temps aren't freeloading like I am. Most temp works suck ass, there are some very nice ones though.

I work for a bank. I actually work in a large operations center. We do all of the ATM stuff, grocery store Branch software and debit cards.

YUP,always refreshing to see & talk to someone at work stoned, feel more relaxed that some else nurtures the same vibe, if ya know what i mean.

you know, my job at the bank is mostly useless. I know for a fact that we could get buy with 6-9 productive people. The problem is nobody really does anything and they keep adding people to my staff. Most are temps who have to do shitty data entry all damn day. I run them pretty hard because those are the people that could really fuck ya. I treat them well though. I'm not super strict on time as long as its not obvious that I am being taken advantage of. I also try to buy lunch at least twice a month.

Just remember that it's not inappropriate to whip it out when doing lunch. It'll show her that you are a really classy dude.

I won't name any names but my job gives me access to lots of stuff. :-)

There is a NBA coach who CURRENTLY has a credit card balance of $156,722.29.


Can you imagine that much credit card debt? Fuck