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how to clean my system of weed

 
referbitch420
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how to clean my system of weed
i need to clean out my system and fast i need it to be clean in less then a week any idea i weigh about 185 pounds and i smoke weed every week about 4 times and i really need your help so please help me
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
It takes 30 hours for weed to pass through your system.

8 hours for cocaine.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Dr. Cynthia Foster's

"Vibrant Colon"
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"Colon Detox"

Combo

will help
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Booze, preferably vodka.

Not beer or wine or malt beverages.

Screw all the other methods.

Alcohol is a solvent, and will flush it all out in quick order.

Be smart about it and it will work very well for you, very quickly.
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Sounds like you are going military...look out for the massive vaccination scam they will try on you...you will not feel well afterwards because the stuff is a total scam that hurts you immune system...sorry.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
takes 1 week, so time
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
I had to do a piss test for employment the same day I applied.I drank about a half gallon of green tea.Took the test about 3 hours later and passed.Not saying it will work for you but it did for me.Went to work the next day.
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btw, drug tests are unconstitutional and this has been proven in court.

It's an invasion of privacy and "illegal search and seizure" of your property, and that does apply to businesses as well as gov.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
i need to clean out my system and fast i need it to be clean in less then a week any idea i weigh about 185 pounds and i smoke weed every week about 4 times and i really need your help so please help me
 Quoting: referbitch420 594295


I heard the pissinator or something like that works in a pinch.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
takes 1 week, so time
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30 days to clear for chronic users under normal circumstances.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Dr. Cynthia Foster's

"Vibrant Colon"
and
"Colon Detox"

Combo

will help
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Give yourself a coffee enema the morning of. Take two multi-vitamins and drink as much water as you can handle without drowning yourself.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
First you need to not eat. THC is stored in your body fat, as you lose weight you will flush out THC as well. Find some Lasix. It is a diuretic and will also help flush out your system. It takes approximately 30 days to flush the system of an every day user depending on the quality of the weed. If you are smoking 4 times a week and not multiple times a day, you may be able to pull this off. Caffeine is another diuretic.

A lot of people use other people's urine. It can be done fairly easily unless it is a DOT type test where they watch you pee.

If you buy an over the counter remedy, buy 2. Make sure it is working before you rely solely on it.

And last but not least, stop smoking until the test is over. (duh)
It's hard to make anything fool proof as fools are so ingenious.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
First you need to not eat. THC is stored in your body fat, as you lose weight you will flush out THC as well. Find some Lasix. It is a diuretic and will also help flush out your system. It takes approximately 30 days to flush the system of an every day user depending on the quality of the weed. If you are smoking 4 times a week and not multiple times a day, you may be able to pull this off. Caffeine is another diuretic.

A lot of people use other people's urine. It can be done fairly easily unless it is a DOT type test where they watch you pee.

If you buy an over the counter remedy, buy 2. Make sure it is working before you rely solely on it.

And last but not least, stop smoking until the test is over. (duh)
 Quoting: Seejanerun


Excellent advice.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
First you need to not eat. THC is stored in your body fat, as you lose weight you will flush out THC as well. Find some Lasix. It is a diuretic and will also help flush out your system. It takes approximately 30 days to flush the system of an every day user depending on the quality of the weed. If you are smoking 4 times a week and not multiple times a day, you may be able to pull this off. Caffeine is another diuretic.

A lot of people use other people's urine. It can be done fairly easily unless it is a DOT type test where they watch you pee.

If you buy an over the counter remedy, buy 2. Make sure it is working before you rely solely on it.

And last but not least, stop smoking until the test is over. (duh)


Excellent advice.
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hf thank you.

PS If you are gong to go the caffeine as a diuretic route try extra Strength Excedrin if you can take aspirin, Tylenol and caffeine. It has 65 mg. per pill which is the most I have found anywhere,.
It's hard to make anything fool proof as fools are so ingenious.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Booze, preferably vodka.

Not beer or wine or malt beverages.

Screw all the other methods.

Alcohol is a solvent, and will flush it all out in quick order.

Be smart about it and it will work very well for you, very quickly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 189801


do i drink it str8 n do orange juice help
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Take laxatives then jump up and down for 8 hours straight.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Dr. Cynthia Foster's

"Vibrant Colon"
and
"Colon Detox"

Combo

will help
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 203352


Vibrate Colon how the hell do you do that? Wait I don't want to know....
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
If they are swabbing you, 24 hours is all you need, otherwise, I used to drink lemon juice straight the night before and the morning of...
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
post and run putin , don't help him
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Um, smoke more weed and don't worry about it. rockon
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post and run putin , don't help him
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I didn't realize how old this thread was...
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
They will probably do a hair folicle test.

Shave your head and pubics.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Depending on what type of test you are taking..urinalysis, blood test.

Cannabis is stored in the fat cells. So if you have a high metabolism, its possible for it to be out of your system in ~3 days.

Other than that you have to sweat your ass off. I suggest taking 2/100mg caffeine alkaid twice a day and drinking TONNES of liquid. If you have the time you can just sit run around sweating, pissing and shitting it out.

Just hope you have enough time.

EDIT: I am applying for health insurance so this is what I MUST do to cleanse my system. I stopped smoking over 2 weeks ago, and after the first few runs I stopped coughing the tar up.

Just make sure you keep hydrated.

I prefer the 'Wake ups' caffiene tablets.

EDIT OF THE EDIT: WOW 2009, I'm a fool!!!!


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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Don't smoke pot.

Problem solved.

Guessing OP failed, since it is 3 years old.

Probably lost everything, because he couldn't get a job.

Let this be a lesson.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Depending on what type of test you are taking..urinalysis, blood test.

Cannabis is stored in the fat cells. So if you have a high metabolism, its possible for it to be out of your system in ~3 days.

Other than that you have to sweat your ass off. I suggest taking 2/100mg caffeine alkaid twice a day and drinking TONNES of liquid. If you have the time you can just sit run around sweating, pissing and shitting it out.

Just hope you have enough time.

EDIT: I am applying for health insurance so this is what I MUST do to cleanse my system. I stopped smoking over 2 weeks ago, and after the first few runs I stopped coughing the tar up.

Just make sure you keep hydrated.

I prefer the 'Wake ups' caffiene tablets.

EDIT OF THE EDIT: WOW 2009, I'm a fool!!!!


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That picture is freaky
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post and run putin , don't help him
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I didn't realize how old this thread was...
 Quoting: Osura


laugh , me neither , oops
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IMO piss tests are a waste. If someone really wants to find out if your on drugs then they would do a hair or pub sample.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
takes 1 week, so time
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30 days to clear for chronic users under normal circumstances.
 Quoting: Joyce Junior


absolutely not true...

believe me i lived it for 18 months.

i would piss clean on the first day of the month and after i left the prob office i would spark one up and i would burn for 10 days and then stop.

EVERY single time i pissed clean but then i would always take a few of the naturally clean pills before i went in.

so the reality is that it takes about 21 days to get clean without burning anything.
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Re: how to clean my system of weed
Don't do drugs in the first place. Your a looser get out of your moms basement. I rather pay for your walfare then be working next to you where you could injury me, because you think its cool to smoke weed.
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They will probably do a hair folicle test.

Shave your head and pubics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6365630


I know a place if you do that they take the hair from your arm pit, and if you have no hair they just figure you dont want the job and wont hire you.
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i need to clean out my system and fast i need it to be clean in less then a week any idea i weigh about 185 pounds and i smoke weed every week about 4 times and i really need your help so please help me
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Don't do drugs...mmmkay?
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