NASA Bulletin

January 21st 23.00 hrs

After analysis of a considerable amount of data scientists have been surprised by the strength of a burst in the Theta range which occured for a minimum period of two hours on Tuesday night.

Said Edward Pinkschaeffer of the Boomer Pass Solar Laboratory, "The atmosphere itself was warped beyond any previous recognisable shape and our whole magnetic field underwent a reversal for a period of over 30 minutes before reverting. The atmosphere dropped to an unbelievable 20 Km allowing the ingress of numerous meteroids which have been reported widely in the press. Our whole instrumentation went haywire and at first we thought we were witnessing a malfunction. Then we realised that I'd just got in from the bar and was looking at the intrument panel upside down."