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Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?

 
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Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
the eye doc told me i had fecal matter infection in my eye which was transmitted from my rubbing my eye with my finger. I asked her how the hell did fecal matter get on my finger. She just stood there and gave me this weird crazy look. Anyhow, any remedies on how to remove (other then going under the knife which is what she suggested). The sty is a real nasty looker. The chics think im a freak. Cant get dates as a result of it. I need help glp! any quick remedies ?
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?
"Everybody lies."
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how would mercuric oxide go on morgellons G House?
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.
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is it over the counter and how quick will it get rid of the sty ? the sty is as large as a marble (just to give u an idea).
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Mercuric oxide.

is it over the counter and how quick will it get rid of the sty ? the sty is as large as a marble (just to give u an idea).
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Yeah it's over the counter, if you can't find it ask the pharmacist.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
washcloth in the hottest water your eye can stand.

cheaper...quicker...less embarrassing...



next time use toilet paper.
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how would mercuric oxide go on morgellons G House?
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Don't really know, morgellons being mostly pyschosomatic and all.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
... the sty is as large as a marble (just to give u an idea).
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wait...WHAT?
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
washcloth in the hottest water your eye can stand.

cheaper...quicker...less embarrassing...



next time use toilet paper.
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the rest room didnt have toilet paper. What would you do if you were in my shoe ?

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5a


...stop viewing your poo...



...so i'm nearsighted
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
thnx also i can drop the liquid right into the eye ?

Mercuric oxide.

is it over the counter and how quick will it get rid of the sty ? the sty is as large as a marble (just to give u an idea).


Yeah it's over the counter, if you can't find it ask the pharmacist.
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Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?
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Coud also use madeupitol on that, and it will give you incredible vision in the eye too. I have a friend named Lee that has incredible sight in one eye.
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Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?
 Quoting: G. House


she gave me some dropplet to apply to the eye and it didnt do anything. So she extracted a sample from the puss and did an analysis. Human shit was found in the puss.
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thnx also i can drop the liquid right into the eye ?




Mercuric oxide.

is it over the counter and how quick will it get rid of the sty ? the sty is as large as a marble (just to give u an idea).


Yeah it's over the counter, if you can't find it ask the pharmacist.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250177


It's an opthalmic ointment.

Read the friggen instructions.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?


she gave me some dropplet to apply to the eye and it didnt do anything. So she extracted a sample from the puss and did an analysis. Human shit was found in the puss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250177


So you are under professional care?

How long has this been going on?

Hopefully they won't have to remove the eye.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?


she gave me some dropplet to apply to the eye and it didnt do anything. So she extracted a sample from the puss and did an analysis. Human shit was found in the puss.


So you are under professional care?

How long has this been going on?

Hopefully they won't have to remove the eye.
 Quoting: G. House

sty in the eye as in EYE LID! duhh LOL!! it has nothing to do with my eye ball. the sty has been in my eye lid for 4 yrs.
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Try boracic acid eye bath. My mother used to use it, and she recommended it to someone else in her bowling club that had red eyes. It may not work on a sty - don't quite know what a sty is, but try it anyway.

Boracic acid is a really weak acid and the boron in it is good for getting rid of infections/fungal infections and inflammation.
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Try boracic acid eye bath. My mother used to use it, and she recommended it to someone else in her bowling club that had red eyes. It may not work on a sty - don't quite know what a sty is, but try it anyway.

Boracic acid is a really weak acid and the boron in it is good for getting rid of infections/fungal infections and inflammation.
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no good. It has to be strong enough to get into the pores and each inside the eye lid
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?


she gave me some dropplet to apply to the eye and it didnt do anything. So she extracted a sample from the puss and did an analysis. Human shit was found in the puss.


So you are under professional care?

How long has this been going on?

Hopefully they won't have to remove the eye.

sty in the eye as in EYE LID! duhh LOL!! it has nothing to do with my eye ball. the sty has been in my eye lid for 4 yrs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250177


Well if it's been there that long, maybe they should remove the eye and replace it with the sty considering it is as big as a marble and I presume growing larger as we speak.

I mean since this is apparently causing you to be a social outcast and all.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
"Boracic acid is a really weak acid and the boron in it is good for getting rid of infections/fungal infections and inflammation."


no good. It has to be strong enough to get into the pores and each inside the eye lid
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You just do not know what boron does.
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Mercuric oxide.

Why didn't your "eye doc" suggest something or prescribe something?

How the hell did your "eye doc" know it was "fecal matter"? Did they do an analysis?


she gave me some dropplet to apply to the eye and it didnt do anything. So she extracted a sample from the puss and did an analysis. Human shit was found in the puss.


So you are under professional care?

How long has this been going on?

Hopefully they won't have to remove the eye.

sty in the eye as in EYE LID! duhh LOL!! it has nothing to do with my eye ball. the sty has been in my eye lid for 4 yrs.


Well if it's been there that long, maybe they should remove the eye and replace it with the sty considering it is as big as a marble and I presume growing larger as we speak.

I mean since this is apparently causing you to be a social outcast and all.
 Quoting: G. House

wtf
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the eye doc told me i had fecal matter infection in my eye which was transmitted from my rubbing my eye with my finger. I asked her how the hell did fecal matter get on my finger. She just stood there and gave me this weird crazy look. Anyhow, any remedies on how to remove (other then going under the knife which is what she suggested). The sty is a real nasty looker. The chics think im a freak. Cant get dates as a result of it. I need help glp! any quick remedies ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250177

Try Here AC250177 :
[link to www.earthclinic.com] 5a

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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
the eye doc told me i had fecal matter infection in my eye which was transmitted from my rubbing my eye with my finger. I asked her how the hell did fecal matter get on my finger. She just stood there and gave me this weird crazy look. Anyhow, any remedies on how to remove (other then going under the knife which is what she suggested). The sty is a real nasty looker. The chics think im a freak. Cant get dates as a result of it. I need help glp! any quick remedies ?

Try Here AC250177 :
[link to www.earthclinic.com] 5a

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 Quoting: Maybe 582892

Try again [link to www.earthclinic.com]
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
the eye doc told me i had fecal matter infection in my eye which was transmitted from my rubbing my eye with my finger. I asked her how the hell did fecal matter get on my finger. She just stood there and gave me this weird crazy look. Anyhow, any remedies on how to remove (other then going under the knife which is what she suggested). The sty is a real nasty looker. The chics think im a freak. Cant get dates as a result of it. I need help glp! any quick remedies ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250177


Sorry, I missed that part when I first read it.

Considering the size and the amount of time you've had this thing, the best advice is to have it removed as per your "eye docs" suggestion.

I doubt if mercuric oxide would put a "dent" in it at this point.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
1. Wash your hands!
2. Get a new doctor!
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Put a pin in it (burn the pin with a flame first).
Squeeze as much of the puss out as you can and get some decent antibiotics to treat the infection.
Treat the area with iodine (very carefully).
Tell you eye doc to piss off.
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
Put a pin in it (burn the pin with a flame first).
Squeeze as much of the puss out as you can and get some decent antibiotics to treat the infection.
Treat the area with iodine (very carefully).
Tell you eye doc to piss off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597312

Had a friend lose his eye that way...bad advice
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bsflag

around 75% of your story don't make sense.

1st, learn this word: ophthalmologist

then, how could your doc know that it was fecal matter just by looking at it? You know, that on that scale, he would need to test it to find what it was.
Your doctor would NOT tell you that how was it transmitted without any other question asked, much less give you the "weird crazy look" about it.
If any doctor had detected anything on your eyes, they would prescribe something to help, even if just some eye cleaning lotion.
And don't even get me started on the supposedly given suggestion from your doctor.
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Re: Fecal matter caused me to get a sty in my eye. Any remedies ?
washcloth in the hottest water your eye can stand.

cheaper...quicker...less embarrassing...



next time use toilet paper.
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I can co-sign with AC
I got a pretty good sty in my eye when I was in the Army.
Every body joked with me...saying I ate this girl's ass out, lol.

The hot water with washcloth worked, but you have to be very ambitious about it.

Niced to not be banned from glp.
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[googlevid]

I honestly suggest you go back to school......
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wipe the sweat off your face with your other hand after you have poked her in the but to prime the pump, so to speak...

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