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Mean Psychic. - ask if you dare

 
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01/23/2009 08:18 PM
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wheres my reading dickhead?
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01/23/2009 08:20 PM
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"my names damien tell me my future shit face or i'll get all steven christopher on your ass"

your past is easy. young- not a college graduate- and still wrapped up in the anal stage of lie - hence the references to "shit" and "ass" and a man named christopher.
Future?...let me shake that fat slobs "chakras" (lol) off and.....you'll do ok, maybe even fall in with someone with cash. Your not dumb, but your not smart either- jsut an occasional flash of insight- which will always come after the time you need it.
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01/23/2009 08:21 PM
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next question- where's the one i am waiting to hear?
The one from the sincere - that doesn't even know the rarity?
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01/23/2009 08:22 PM
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thanx apology accepted 5a
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01/23/2009 08:33 PM
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hahahahahhahaha .... nice, errr i mean, nasty, work there.

ok here's mine ............. will my new business be a success before or AFTER i lose my looks ???
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01/23/2009 08:39 PM
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"will my new business be a success before or AFTER i lose my looks"

"looks" will suffer in the years to come. Average people that fixed themselves up to look good will fall below average. Beautiful is hold but with an added caveat of defined - hygene, hair and teeth.
Your "business" will have all the backing in the world- and will crash harder than the feeling you had at your loss of your first love.
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01/23/2009 08:43 PM
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and now "Special Message Time"

This week our special message time goes out to Tyrone.
Your young, and talented- but your dream of fame will end when you finally realize that your not tall or good looking enough to make it to the big time.
Having no fall back plan - and living with your mother- who will die when your 23- will leave you wanting to seek help- only to discover no one cares!
Here's to you little Tyrone..keep practicing.
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01/23/2009 08:45 PM
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and now "Special Message Time"

This week our special message time goes out to Tyrone.
Your young, and talented- but your dream of fame will end when you finally realize that your not tall or good looking enough to make it to the big time.
Having no fall back plan - and living with your mother- who will die when your 23- will leave you wanting to seek help- only to discover no one cares!
Here's to you little Tyrone..keep practicing.
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WOW, very mean.

Why are you feeling so mean, OP?
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01/23/2009 08:47 PM
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"will my new business be a success before or AFTER i lose my looks"

"looks" will suffer in the years to come. Average people that fixed themselves up to look good will fall below average. Beautiful is hold but with an added caveat of defined - hygene, hair and teeth.
Your "business" will have all the backing in the world- and will crash harder than the feeling you had at your loss of your first love.
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so dude, when can i expect all this "world backing" to appear cause currently i'm broke-ass and holding on the looks ????
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01/23/2009 08:55 PM
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the homosexual sub world will support you - but any successful business is dependant on giving people what they want- the freudian slip with a rasputin twist? start backing into someone's butt or get someone backing into yours if you want success.
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01/23/2009 09:00 PM
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and now
"Famous World Catastrophy Predictions"

Since mankind has never really been fond of "gratitude"
(ask a UK'er if they are thankful to america they are not speaking german)- and when the wave hits and some help arrives- like somolia and the land of the zombie african food stealers- the cry will not be a -thanks! rather a- more! then curses and death to those with fake pity.
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01/23/2009 09:01 PM
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the homosexual sub world will support you - but any successful business is dependant on giving people what they want- the freudian slip with a rasputin twist? start backing into someone's butt or get someone backing into yours if you want success.
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sorry, i already turned fabulously wealthy art collector dude down.

i suppose i'll just say THANKS !!! and getting crackin' on my biz, which frees you up to snark around other posters.
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01/23/2009 09:02 PM
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Why are you so mean to people? By the way, are you even a real Psychic?
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01/23/2009 09:09 PM
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"next question- where's the one i am waiting to hear?
The one from the sincere - that doesn't even know the rarity?"

"why are you mean? are you even...."

Watch out for anyone in dark red clothing- not common. they will be friendly- they will harm you pyschologically and physically- they will try to make themselves indispensible in some way. If it is a teacher or other such type- they will praise you-
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01/23/2009 09:10 PM
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and now
"Famous World Catastrophy Predictions"

Since mankind has never really been fond of "gratitude"
(ask a UK'er if they are thankful to america they are not speaking german)- and when the wave hits and some help arrives- like somolia and the land of the zombie african food stealers- the cry will not be a -thanks! rather a- more! then curses and death to those with fake pity.
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We humans are what we are. If gratitude was enough, the world would be in such a better place. But, if you don't really believe yourself worthy (either giving or receiving), it's just not real.

Hey OP, why are you feeling so mean?
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01/23/2009 09:13 PM
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Ok, here is a question for you, most people tell me to forget this person and move on. I don't want to listen to them, and believe that eventually I will end up with that one person. What do you see?

thank you
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01/23/2009 09:20 PM
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how am I going to do with this girl I mey yonight? We seem to be kindred spirits.
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01/23/2009 09:21 PM
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Ok, here is a question for you, most people tell me to forget this person and move on. I don't want to listen to them, and believe that eventually I will end up with that one person. What do you see?

If this person is Female- your friends are being nice and aren't telling you that she is enjoying 8 inches of not yours up her ass and isn't even thinking of you. I'd give her a grudge fuck and then move on but you are into something else...you want to punish someone apparently if not them - then yourself.

If this person is male- then wait til he's drunk and calls you up and be that nice but not what he wants kinda woman and you can torment him - again the secret desire.

If you persist - you will "end up with them" forever, in a smashed car with intestines and metal in a union of eternal hell. (which you may prefer)
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01/23/2009 09:26 PM
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"how am I going to do with this girl I mey yonight? We seem to be kindred spirits"

if you use the term "kindred spirits" your not going to get a blow job thats for sure.
If she wears dark clothing - you get some tit. Dress- -some pussy. Pants and a top with bound hair? tell her she's cute and wait a week. Listen for the key word
"brother"
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01/23/2009 09:26 PM
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Re: Mean Psychic. - ask if you dare
I dare
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01/23/2009 09:35 PM
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tell me her name. can you?
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01/23/2009 09:41 PM
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yes i can. However, since you didn't ask any question i can see or anything about you and ...ah almost got me...at any rate thus concludes another episode of "The Mean Psychic".

tommorrow mornings show will include dream interpetation or "How to tell stupid people that they are dreaming about themselves"

Tonight- watch the east.
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01/23/2009 09:42 PM
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OP, is a guy and no Psychic at all
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01/23/2009 09:46 PM
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ah one last comment- to the last comment-
throat hurt? lol.
Mari-el

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01/23/2009 09:47 PM
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angel3 Hey OP, why are you mean?
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01/23/2009 09:48 PM
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not from your tiny penis
Canuck

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01/23/2009 09:58 PM
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Okay.... what do I want to know??
“I shall not commit the fashionable stupidity of regarding everything I cannot explain as fraud.”
CARL JUNG IN 1919

"The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

Cree proverb:
Only after the last tree has been cut down, only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only then will you find, that money cannot be eaten.

"Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view) consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy - animals."
-Milan Kundera, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" (1984)
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Re: Mean Psychic. - ask if you dare
How is it that death is non existence? I don't believe it.

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