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Eating Plants is Murder

 
Mysterysoul
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Eating Plants is Murder
In response to the Meat is murder thread of course..what night would be complete without a comparable posting.

Yes, Eating plants is as much murder as eating meat


how so?

Plants can communicate with one another.

[link to www.livescience.com]

[link to www.dailygalaxy.com]

So every time you evil Vegetarians come near them...oh they know....they know..

And look to add more credibility, I even have a PDF

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]

And of course what post worthy of anything credible would be without a youtube video.
I believe this one has many parts..

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]


Beware you evil Vegetarians... one day the plants will...figure out a way to rise up..or at least move against you! hf
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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cupofjoe


It's so fucking old. Let it go.
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Fuck off. I'll eat plants if I want. Meat too.
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cupofjoe


It's so fucking old. Let it go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 516120

stop your murdering! do you enjoy playing god?
"God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization
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Mysterysoul (OP)

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aww just trying to have a bit of fun is all ....aww well.....your prolly right.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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you need to give plants time to enjoy and near completion of their life cycle before harvesting. fortunately fruits
just come off on their own when ripe . there's no pain to the tree or interference. it's a very harmonious thing.
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Re: Eating Plants is Murder
In response to the Meat is murder thread of course..what night would be complete without a comparable posting.

Yes, Eating plants is as much murder as eating meat


how so?

Plants can communicate with one another.

[link to www.livescience.com]

[link to www.dailygalaxy.com]

So every time you evil Vegetarians come near them...oh they know....they know..

And look to add more credibility, I even have a PDF

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]

And of course what post worthy of anything credible would be without a youtube video.
I believe this one has many parts..

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]


Beware you evil Vegetarians... one day the plants will...figure out a way to rise up..or at least move against you! hf
 Quoting: Mysterysoul


It's true!! - If only vegetarians could hear the horrifying scream of the carrot while it is being mauled to death by their crushing jaws!!
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Anonymous Coward
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Broccoli screams the loudest !
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Broccoli screams the loudest !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580932

use cheese to clog their little mouths....
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01/25/2009 12:28 PM
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life supports life, yet we as humans can step outside the foodchain unlike most animals, here lies the problem.

what we select as food has an effect on ourselves ,others and the enviroment


the diet of modern man and its production methods leave a lot to be desired.


if we all do not change our diets soon, nature will kick back!
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01/25/2009 12:32 PM
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Life feeds on itself.
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True. All eating is murder in some form.

But what causes more of this plant slaughter? The eating of the plants directly or the eating of meat, animals fed on plants?

:)

Which causes the least harm to the world?

If we are good and honorable people, shouldn't we seek to live the life of least harm?

:)

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Whatever OP ........
with your weak attempt to ridicule the vegetarian cause ...



i train upon living from Prana ... so even those poor plants will be saved from my plate ..
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Yeah next there will be a thread saying breathing is murder, all the microscopic lifeforms are being murdered when we breath them in
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Yeah next there will be a thread saying breathing is murder, all the microscopic lifeforms are being murdered when we breath them in
 Quoting: Ponzi


Have you every heard of the Janes. They carry brooms to sweep the insects away from their feet and cover their mouths and noses to avoid inhaling them.
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Fuck the Triffids!

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"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."





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Re: Eating Plants is Murder
In response to the Meat is murder thread of course..what night would be complete without a comparable posting.

Yes, Eating plants is as much murder as eating meat


how so?

Plants can communicate with one another.

[link to www.livescience.com]

[link to www.dailygalaxy.com]

So every time you evil Vegetarians come near them...oh they know....they know..

And look to add more credibility, I even have a PDF

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]

And of course what post worthy of anything credible would be without a youtube video.
I believe this one has many parts..

[link to plantecology.dbs.umt.edu]


Beware you evil Vegetarians... one day the plants will...figure out a way to rise up..or at least move against you! hf
 Quoting: Mysterysoul

putin
tootsie

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Fucking unbelievable may I ask you just WHAT do you eat?
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It's true!! - If only vegetarians could hear the horrifying scream of the carrot while it is being mauled to death by their crushing jaws!!
 Quoting: JADR


That's nothing, you should hear the ear-splitting screams an artichoke makes when you remove it's heart!!
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you need to give plants time to enjoy and near completion of their life cycle before harvesting. fortunately fruits
just come off on their own when ripe . there's no pain to the tree or interference. it's a very harmonious thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380880

You are eating their seed, their young, so you are in essence murdering the plant or trees young ones.
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Oh.

I think I'll just have to go out at 6 in the morning and absorb sun light. I guess that would be the correct thing to do.
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Fucking unbelievable may I ask you just WHAT do you eat?
 Quoting: tootsie



Have some nice dirt and a piece of a fallen tree branch.
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The simple answer is to only eat plants and animals that have died naturally.
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You eat, its murder.
You don't eat, its suicide.

Both are sins.

What a gonzo of a moral dilema.
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