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My wife is puking in the toilet

 
Hate when she's drunk!
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My wife is puking in the toilet
Ok, wifes worshiping the porcelin god now. Drank too much.... and she tries to keep sleeping on the bathroom floor (lol). I hate it when this happens!
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Stop spiking her drinks with vodka then.
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Swamp gas.
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How the hell did this get pinned?
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Thanks for the pin, but I have to tend to her now. Got her in bed!
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Stay tuned for the next exciting thread, which will be titled: My wife is puking in the bed.
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OP, make sure she's had enough water. A few aspirin whenever she wakes up again.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Thanks for the pin, but I have to tend to her now. Got her in bed!
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Whoa!

Make sure you hit it good!
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Stay tuned for the next exciting thread, which will be titled: My wife is puking in the bed.
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LOL
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Stay tuned for the next exciting thread, which will be titled: My wife is puking in the bed.
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or: my penis just broke off! helP!!
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How the hell did this get pinned?
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TPTB had a hand in getting this woman sick
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How the hell did this get pinned?


TPTB had a hand in getting this woman sick
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

illuminati agents must have found her at a particular bar and bought her drinks. yes. i believe this is it.
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Ok, wifes worshiping the porcelin god now. Drank too much.... and she tries to keep sleeping on the bathroom floor (lol). I hate it when this happens!
 Quoting: Hate when she's drunk! 508656

take a picture and post it....
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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This is why it is so important to be cautious about who you marry. AND EVEN MORE SO ABOUT WHO YOU DATE! WHY? Because chances are the gal you eventually settle down with is going to be one of that "crowd" you see on a prety reglar

The fun party girl who's a great time every weekend - yeah, that one? She can quickly turn into a cheap little slut that you feel relieved when she's merely hugging the porcelain pot vs sucking some guy off before she goes home with him, then getting herself plowed and pregers in the same shot (the bitch had to get herself fucked - she couldn't settle for a blow job for this bloke and stop at that, eh? ) Now it's four months later and she's ringing your ringing your cell telling you honestly she doesn't know which guy is the father. Is it your best buddy who fucked her the next day (bud doesn't quite remember doing so) or the guy who you know she sucked off in the parking lot (you saw her) and then took him home and on whom she's filled you in to the rest of the story as far as the little tramp remembers it may be...
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This is why it is so important to be cautious about who you marry. AND EVEN MORE SO ABOUT WHO YOU DATE! WHY? Because chances are the gal you eventually settle down with is going to be one of that "crowd" you see on a prety reglar

The fun party girl who's a great time every weekend - yeah, that one? She can quickly turn into a cheap little slut that you feel relieved when she's merely hugging the porcelain pot vs sucking some guy off before she goes home with him, then getting herself plowed and pregers in the same shot (the bitch had to get herself fucked - she couldn't settle for a blow job for this bloke and stop at that, eh? ) Now it's four months later and she's ringing your ringing your cell telling you honestly she doesn't know which guy is the father. Is it your best buddy who fucked her the next day (bud doesn't quite remember doing so) or the guy who you know she sucked off in the parking lot (you saw her) and then took him home and on whom she's filled you in to the rest of the story as far as the little tramp remembers it may be...
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wow .... thats kinda hot
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wtf unpin this bullshit
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yup lol this is a greatthing for first time readrs of glp to see pinned it sums up about 95 % of the posts so never mind keep it pinned
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How the hell did this get pinned?


TPTB had a hand in getting this woman sick
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


chuckle
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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wtf unpin this bullshit
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granny butt
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There are those who drink so heavily that when you enter their room in the morning, the air is HEAVY with alcohol because its been constantly reeking from their body.

Ugh... [shudder]. Not a very attractive trait.
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wtf unpin this bullshit
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you can't make me
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There are those who drink so heavily that when you enter their room in the morning, the air is HEAVY with alcohol because its been constantly reeking from their body.

Ugh... [shudder]. Not a very attractive trait.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 483402


What's wrong with ya? Don't ya like alcohol?
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AC#595397 is right, what a stupidass thread to pin... time to close the GLP window and google something useful.
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Ok, wifes worshiping the porcelin god now. Drank too much.... and she tries to keep sleeping on the bathroom floor (lol). I hate it when this happens!
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pick your wife up like you would a kid and put her in the bed. I was like that and so were some of my friends. We chose each other and thats what you do when you see them like that. I was incretably hurting when I was married cause I only knew my husband for one month. I loved poetry and needed true love more than even grocerys. I rode a bus at 20 years old alone from California to Virginia and went off to marry a stranger. I wasnt inlove with him though after I found out who he was. a few months down the line I started my very first habit of drinking too much. We ended up as just friends. He would hold my hair when I would vomit if I got sick drinking. I cooked him dinner everyday cause I knew he was tired by the time he got home.

I also made more money than him and waitressed all night while he slept. He had to get up at 5 am to work in the army. He wouldnt get home till 5pm. We would help each other. That's what you do when your friends even if you have problems.

When you are with someone you pick THEM THE HELL UP. Put her in the bed and don't be an asshole about it. She's not gonna stop. She's got to want to stop. I'm sorry but thats your fiend right now. Think of the things she does good. And sleep on that.
Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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AC#595397 is right, what a stupidass thread to pin... time to close the GLP window and google something useful.
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You do not need to open it or stay on it
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AC#595397 is right, what a stupidass thread to pin... time to close the GLP window and google something useful.
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byekitty

Actually, it's been a while since we had a good pin sale...
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get off the computer and at least pretend you care...

Get some cold cloths and rub her down.. you don't want her all gross...
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put her good shoes (favorite ones) right where she will puke. Should be a wakeup call in the morning.
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get off the computer and at least pretend you care...

Get some cold cloths and rub her down.. you don't want her all gross...
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women like that! Or when she wakes up have a hot bubble bath prepared and shampoo her hair while she's in the bath tub. Call her pretty when she's hung over and hurting. She'll like that! It feels good to have your scalp massaged and to be whispered too.

The pitcher trick! After you whisper to her and massage her head have an empty pitcher by the tub. Have her lye back in the tub with a head full of shampoo and fill the pitcher up with warm water. Then, drizzle the water over her shampooed hair and watch how the warm water slowly taking out the shampoo soothes her.
Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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Water, water, water, two aspirin and a grilled cheese sandwich, double on the cheese.
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