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Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, talks about space lizards

 
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Read this carefully, written by Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.

[link to www.boris-johnson.com]



Way to go, Mr President. I think we can all agree that it has been a cracking first week. Apart from the swearing-in glitch – which was entirely the fault of that judge – I have supported just about everything that Barack Obama has done.

I liked the speech, and the promise that America is ready to lead again. It is good news that he is getting rid of Guantanamo and water-boarding and extraordinary rendition, all the dread apparatus of the Bush regime.

But before we all get too misty-eyed about the new era, and before Barack devotes himself entirely to the meltdown of the banks, there is one more thing in his diplomatic in-tray. There is one last piece of neocon lunacy that needs to be addressed, and Mr Obama could sort it out at the stroke of a pen.

In a legal nightmare that has lasted seven years, and cost untold millions to taxpayers both here and in America, the US Justice Department is persisting in its demented quest to extradite 43-year-old Londoner, Gary McKinnon.

To listen to the ravings of the US military, you would think that Mr McKinnon is a threat to national security on a par with Osama bin Laden. According to the Americans, this mild-mannered computer programmer has done more damage to their war-fighting capabilities than all the orange-pyjama-clad suspects of Guantanamo combined.

And how? He is a hacker. He hacked into the Pentagon, he hacked into the army, the navy, and the air force, and the Americans say he temporarily paralysed US Naval Weapons station Earle, by deleting some files.

In their continuing rage at this electronic lèse-majesté, the Americans want us to send him over there to face trial, and the possibility of a 70-year jail sentence. It is a comment on American bullying and British spinelessness that this farce is continuing, because Gary McKinnon is not and never has been any kind of threat to American security. He had only one reason for fossicking around in the databanks of Pentagon computers, and it had nothing to do with the war on terror or indeed the military capabilities of any country on earth.

Mr McKinnon believes in UFOs, and he is one of the large number of people who think that there is a gigantic conspiracy to conceal their existence from the rest of us, and that this conspiracy is organised by the US government.

I am not so brave as to claim that UFOs do not exist. The Astronomer Royal, Sir Martin Rees, has said he believes in life forms on other planets, and no decent empiricist could rule out the possibility.

It may be that the former footballer and BBC presenter David dIcke is right, and that the world is run by giant lizards in disguise. Perhaps Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling are themselves supersized saurians who have been sent on a 10-year mission to wreck the UK economy, in preparation for the great lizard takeover. Maybe the whole plot will climax in Davos this week, when all 2,500 leading economic and political lizards will meet in the Swiss alps – having done untold damage to global finances – and hail the arrival of the lizard mother ship as it perches on the mountain top.

All this is certainly theoretically possible, just as it is possible that there really was an accident involving an alien spacecraft at Roswell, and that there really is an extra large teapot in orbit around Mars. It is just that I happen to think it vanishingly unlikely, and we have a word for people who persist in believing in alien abduction. They are cranks, and they do not deserve to be persecuted. They do not deserve to be arrested, and have their lives ruined by the agonising delays of the law, unable to work, a drain on the resources of the state and of their families.

Gary McKinnon wasn’t even a proper hacker. He did something called “blank password scanning”, and because these military computers were so dumb as to lack proper passwords, he was able to roam around their intestines in search of evidence of little green men. He was so innocent and un-furtive in his investigations that he left his own email address, and messages such as “Your security is crap”. And yes, since you ask, he does think that he found evidence that the US military is infiltrated by beings from the planet Tharg. He even knows the names and ranks of various non-terrestrial officers, though unfortunately they have been deleted from his hard drive.

It is brutal, mad and wrong even to consider sending this man to America for trial. He has been diagnosed as having Asperger’s syndrome, for heaven’s sake. How can the British government be so protoplasmic, so pathetic, so heedless of the well-being of its own people, as to sign the warrant for his extradition? What kind of priorities do we have these days? We treat a harmless UFO-believer as an international terrorist, and are willing to send him to prison in America, and as for real terrorists – people who bombed and maimed innocent civilians in this country – we seem willing to give their families £12,000 each, on the grounds that they are all “victims” of the troubles in Northern Ireland.

The British government is obviously too feeble to help Mr McKinnon, and even though the courts last week granted him another review, it is plain that the matter will simply drag preposterously and expensively on.

It is time for Barack Obama to show the new leadership the world has been crying out for. It is time for the Commander-in-Chief to tell the US military to stop being so utterly wet, dry their eyes, and invest in some passwords that are slightly more difficult to crack.

In the words of the spiritual with which he began his inauguration ceremony, it is time for the new President to let our people go. To persist with this extradition is so cruel and so irrational that the only plausible explanation is that beneath their suits the US Justice Department and the UK Home Office are occupied by a conspiracy of great green gibbering geckos from outer space.
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It may be that the former footballer and BBC presenter David dIcke is right, and that the world is run by giant lizards in disguise. Perhaps Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling are themselves supersized saurians who have been sent on a 10-year mission to wreck the UK economy, in preparation for the great lizard takeover. Maybe the whole plot will climax in Davos this week, when all 2,500 leading economic and political lizards will meet in the Swiss alps – having done untold damage to global finances – and hail the arrival of the lizard mother ship as it perches on the mountain top.
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Davos:

[link to www.themoscowtimes.com]

Putin to Seek New Economic Order at Davos
28 January 2009

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin will call for a change in the world economic order and deliver his assessment of what caused the global economic debacle in an opening speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos on Wednesday night.

In his remarks to 40 heads of state including German Chancellor Angela Merkel and British Prime Minister Gordon Brown at Davos, Putin will "express his attitude toward the causes of the crisis and the circumstances on the world arena ... that led to the crisis," his spokesman Dmitry Peskov said Tuesday.

This year's gathering will be dedicated to shaping a post-crisis world and brings together more than 2,500 participants, including more than 1,400 chief executives and chairmen from the world's leading companies, the highest number of executives since the World Economic Forum was founded in 1971.

Putin is scheduled to hold talks with Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao, also attending Davos for the first time, on Wednesday. The two are likely to discuss a Chinese loan in exchange for Russian oil that the countries have been negotiating since last year.

The forum will notably be devoid of the profuse parties — often featuring movie stars like Angelina Jolie — that some participants used to throw in their better days before the crisis hit.

"We are not having any celebrities at Davos this year," Kinnock said. "This is a celebrity-free zone."
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Re: Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, talks about space lizards
he actually thinks TPTB are WORSE than lizards, good for him
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blink

OMG

this world is getting stranger and stranger by the minute.

I can't believe some of the things that are going on.

it's utterly UNREAL!
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he actually thinks TPTB are WORSE than lizards, good for him
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You have to read carefully. In his last sentence, he wrote this:

"To persist with this extradition is so cruel and so irrational that the only plausible explanation is that beneath their suits the US Justice Department and the UK Home Office are occupied by a conspiracy of great green gibbering geckos from outer space."

He said that "space lizards" is "the only plausible explanation". They aren't worse than lizards, they are lizards.
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David dIcke got to him.hehehehe
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blink

OMG

this world is getting stranger and stranger by the minute.

I can't believe some of the things that are going on.

it's utterly UNREAL!
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Its only being said to mask those who really pull the strings, ones we will never see, ones who are hidden.
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Have I Got News For You?

yes Boris, it would appear you have!
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Maybe the whole plot will climax in Davos this week, when all 2,500 leading economic and political lizards will meet in the Swiss alps – having done untold damage to global finances – and hail the arrival of the lizard mother ship as it perches on the mountain top.
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[link to worldnetdaily.com]

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger reaffirmed his call for the incoming Obama administration to use the current financial crisis to create a "new world order"

WND also has reported Kissinger is a leading participant in various global meetings, including those held by the Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg Group and the Davos World Economic Forum.


The Davos Meeting is 28 January to 1 February, so if Boris is right, the Lizard Mother Ship should be here by Sunday.
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swiss alps eh?

nice and HIGH?
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BORIS JOHNSTON for PRIME MINISTER!!!!!

He's not as "cream crackered" as people think!
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BORIS JOHNSTON for PRIME MINISTER!!!!!
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That was easy.

sheep
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Read this carefully, written by Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.

[link to www.boris-johnson.com]



In the words of the spiritual with which he began his inauguration ceremony, it is time for the new President to let our people go. To persist with this extradition is so cruel and so irrational that the only plausible explanation is that beneath their suits the US Justice Department and the UK Home Office are occupied by a conspiracy of great green gibbering geckos from outer space.
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After he was arrested wasn't it stated somewhere that "the only system in the world that has not been "hacked" is the Vatican"? Want to know secrets, tap that.
Even if there is admission of lizard creep leaders, who's gonna funk with a lizard.
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swiss alps eh?

nice and HIGH?
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High to avoid tidal waves? They could still get hit by avalanches, landslides, or earthquakes.
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After he was arrested wasn't it stated somewhere that "the only system in the world that has not been "hacked" is the Vatican"? Want to know secrets, tap that.
Even if there is admission of lizard creep leaders, who's gonna funk with a lizard.
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Don't know about the Vatican, can't find any references to it. The funking with lizards will start once everybody can see them! That's why they pretend to be humans, they're afraid of us. They know we're going to kick scaly azz!
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The USA sure doesn't want him on the loose and getting into their systems again; he is sure to find out like Bob
Cooper did that it is all a disinfo hoax. Then he would have to die like Bob did.
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The USA sure doesn't want him on the loose and getting into their systems again; he is sure to find out like Bob
Cooper did that it is all a disinfo hoax. Then he would have to die like Bob did.
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Who was Bob Cooper? And does Boris Johnson (Bojo) have to die now for revealing the conspiracy of the space lizards? Or did they get him to say that so that people would think it was not true?
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BORIS JOHNSTON for PRIME MINISTER!!!!!

He's not as "cream crackered" as people think!
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He might be cream crackered if the lizards didn't want him blabbing about the gecko conspiracy.
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Can anybody see the Swiss Alps? Any sign of a space lizard mother ship showing up? Boris said it should be here before Sunday.
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It's ironic I suppose. I saw ufo's & wished for several years that the public should be told. But now, I've got real reservations about the public being told anything at all. Perphaps it is best to keep it quiet for now.. maybe release 'some' bits of information over time, but not.. too much..!
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It's ironic I suppose. I saw ufo's & wished for several years that the public should be told. But now, I've got real reservations about the public being told anything at all. Perphaps it is best to keep it quiet for now.. maybe release 'some' bits of information over time, but not.. too much..!
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If the Space Lizard Mother Ship arrives at Davos, that might be hard to keep quiet. Spaceships, space lizards, and the world's press could be a volatile combination.

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