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American Football is FUCKING boring

 
Yes it IS.
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American Football is FUCKING boring
Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

I shall watch the Superbowl and try to like it.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!
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01/31/2009 07:33 AM
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What's the appeal of this game?

All pads and helmets!


BAHHHHH!
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01/31/2009 07:34 AM
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Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

I shall watch the Superbowl and try to like it.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!
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You, on the other hand, need to keep your hands unoccupied for 'wanking' purposes.
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01/31/2009 07:36 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
Couldn't be more boring than...

BASEBALL!

Hundreds of games in a season! [zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

BASKETBALL!

Back n forth... Back n forth... Back n forth... Back n forth... and the only reason you really win is because time runs out while you're ahead by 2 points.

SOCCER!

Back n forth... Back n forth... Back n forth... zzzzzzzzzzz

TENNIS! GOLF! BOWLING!






Nope, I can't find something more exciting than American football in this list.
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
so is our version of the game mate.

predictable, fucking boring shite.

same old same old, every fucking year.

Man Utd winning everything. Hoovering up all the money, getting bigger and bigger, like some hideous fucking monster.

people in glasshouses, mate?

let the sheep enjoy their last days, watching pointless fucking sports, in PEACE, eh?
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

I shall watch the Superbowl and try to like it.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!



You, on the other hand, need to keep your hands unoccupied for 'wanking' purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 397645



Stop start, stop start, whistle, add break. Stop start, stop start.

The only thing that could possibly make this game enjoyable is copious amounts and alcohol and scantly clad wenches dancing during the RIDICULOUS amounts of game stopages and breaks.
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01/31/2009 07:38 AM
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singing,

"What a way to waste a day,
Isn't it time that you woke up,
to a better tasting coffee cup?"
"It's an inter-dimensional intrusion into flatland," said the vicar to the choir boy.
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01/31/2009 07:40 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
so is our version of the game mate.

predictable, fucking boring shite.

same old same old, every fucking year.

Man Utd winning everything. Hoovering up all the money, getting bigger and bigger, like some hideous fucking monster.

people in glasshouses, mate?

let the sheep enjoy their last days, watching pointless fucking sports, in PEACE, eh?
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"Our" version???
AUSTALIAN RULES buddy. Now that's a game.
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01/31/2009 07:42 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
singing,

"What a way to waste a day,
Isn't it time that you woke up,
to a better tasting coffee cup?"
 Quoting: Chapman_Baxter


The only reason i'll watch the Superbowl is because of BEn Graham. You know him, the aussie bloke who is teaching the yanks how to kick a football proper.
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01/31/2009 07:44 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
ALL football is FUCKING boring.
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01/31/2009 07:47 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
so is our version of the game mate.

predictable, fucking boring shite.

same old same old, every fucking year.

Man Utd winning everything. Hoovering up all the money, getting bigger and bigger, like some hideous fucking monster.

people in glasshouses, mate?

let the sheep enjoy their last days, watching pointless fucking sports, in PEACE, eh?


"Our" version???
AUSTALIAN RULES buddy. Now that's a game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


Oh, THAT game?

lol

let's get this straight, you, a modified Rugby/Soccer fan, are having a pop at a modified Rugby fan?

Correct?

1rof1

uk

all sport is fucking boring. Soon, real priorities will be at the forefront of your minds, like whether or not the rat trap was sprung last night, cos you're fucking starving!
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01/31/2009 07:48 AM
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ALL football is FUCKING boring.
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Australian Rules Foootball. The ultimate. No padding like the fairies in the NFL code. Fuck, even Rugby Union and League makes the yank code look fucking girly. They DON'T WEAR PADDING OR HELMETS either. Both codes are FAR MORE BRUTAL, yet the yanks dress up with all this foam, helmets and bullshit.

I thought those guys were tough! bahh!
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01/31/2009 07:51 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
so is our version of the game mate.

predictable, fucking boring shite.

same old same old, every fucking year.

Man Utd winning everything. Hoovering up all the money, getting bigger and bigger, like some hideous fucking monster.

people in glasshouses, mate?

let the sheep enjoy their last days, watching pointless fucking sports, in PEACE, eh?


"Our" version???
AUSTALIAN RULES buddy. Now that's a game.


Oh, THAT game?

lol

let's get this straight, you, a modified Rugby/Soccer fan, are having a pop at a modified Rugby fan?

Correct?

1rof1

uk

all sport is fucking boring. Soon, real priorities will be at the forefront of your minds, like whether or not the rat trap was sprung last night, cos you're fucking starving!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604702



"modified Rugby/Soccer fan" Yeah right, ok! Gee they look so similar not!

The Aussie league is still the oldest in the world.
the Kuffar
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01/31/2009 07:55 AM
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
Now THIS is FOOTball!

[link to nl.youtube.com]
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01/31/2009 07:58 AM
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Considering the physical nature of NFL , perhaps each side should be given a baseball bat or something to justify all the padding and helmets the players wear.

Just a thought.
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05/27/2009 11:46 PM
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Football is a real sport. Futbol is for the kids who suck at all other sports and decide, "hey, ill play soccer." you know why. Becuase it takes no fucking talent. what qualifications do u need.....be in shape, have stamina, and be able to kick a ball? yea great fucking sport. if you want to watch a real sport, come watch the real football every sunday. football......yet another great creation that AMERICA came up with. Fuckin Wanker
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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!
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Is that what your girlfriend says too you?


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Re: American Football is FUCKING boring
ALL football is FUCKING boring.
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Not at all.... the CFL is the only football to watch.....
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05/27/2009 11:53 PM
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I love Football, always have... its like a game of chess and
an ugly ass war - rolled into one.

whats not to like ?
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05/27/2009 11:57 PM
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ahhh I see OP rides the supporters bus.
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05/28/2009 12:05 AM
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all sports are pretty much boring.
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agreed
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Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

I shall watch the Superbowl and try to like it.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!
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No it IS NOT!

American Football is the best sport.

Specifically, college football - it's the best.
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05/28/2009 02:15 AM
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Seriously, it's fucking boring. It's so stop start, stop start, stop start.

I shall watch the Superbowl and try to like it.

Stop start, stop start, stop start. No flow, just wank! That's the US code of football for you. FOOTBALL! you people mostly play with your FUCKING hands!
 Quoting: Yes it IS. 604720



Men, the truth is, ALL sports are fucking boring. It's living vicariously through some spoiled asshole that vastly overpaid and insanely egotistical because they have the earth shattering "skill" of throwing or hitting a BALL.
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Men, the truth is, ALL sports are fucking boring. It's living vicariously through some spoiled asshole that vastly overpaid and insanely egotistical because they have the earth shattering "skill" of throwing or hitting a BALL.
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Overpaid? Yes.

Boring? No. Whether participating or spectating - most sports are fun.
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I hate that the British call the NFL "girl-y" cause they use pads, I'd like to see them get hit by a 300 pound defensive lineman and tell me pads aren't need >:(
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This thread is fucking boring
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Not this thread again.
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Sleestackin' to the max.
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