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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
and so it begins....
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i'm just curious.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Why don't humans walk on the freeway to get home?
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01/31/2009 10:39 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't everyone climb Mount Everest?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Why don't "dust bunnies" eat carrots?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i'm just curious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781



So am i.

Why don't humans walk on the freeways to get home. It's more direct then walking the back streets.
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Why don't humans walk on the freeway to get home?
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They sometimes do, they normally have their thumb out while they are walking.
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01/31/2009 10:41 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
putin
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't everyone climb Mount Everest?
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It's fucking expensive. All the permits and BS etc!
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't a pie eat itself?
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01/31/2009 10:43 AM
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why don't a pie eat itself?
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It's already full of pie and not hungry!
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't the moon fly to the earth?
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Why don't humans walk on the freeway to get home?


They sometimes do, they normally have their thumb out while they are walking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 372935


Guaranteed ride in a cop car.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't the moon fly to the earth?
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Because Einstein won't allow it.
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01/31/2009 10:46 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Birds can't fly...
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool
 Quoting: Neesie


Yep imagine a bird at 80,000 feet. Flying iceblock!
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool


Yep imagine a bird at 80,000 feet. Flying iceblock!
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UNLESS, BUT UNLESS it was the Sr-71 blackbird. No, even that 'bird' can't fly to the moon.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool


Yep imagine a bird at 80,000 feet. Flying iceblock!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


LOL
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Does the moon have worms?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
they'd hit the glass!

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Does the moon have worms?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590606


You see, that's the problem. There's no food on the way to the Moon, and no food when you get there. Otherwise.......
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01/31/2009 11:00 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Does the moon have worms?


You see, that's the problem. There's no food on the way to the Moon, and no food when you get there. Otherwise.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860


They could always pack a lunch?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool


Yep imagine a bird at 80,000 feet. Flying iceblock!



UNLESS, BUT UNLESS it was the Sr-71 blackbird. No, even that 'bird' can't fly to the moon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720



BUt BUT BUT.

IF that 'bird' could fly as fast as the SR-71 Blackbird ( mach 3+ ) in order to obtain that altitude, the friction and heat would make it the equivalent of a flying roast chicken.
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why don't a pie eat itself?
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That reminds me of a girl I once knew.........

birds need air to fly
G. House

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01/31/2009 11:01 AM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
"Everybody lies."
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
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Ever hear of any Apollo crew eating defrosted ( cooked ) roast chicken or birds found on the moon.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
 Quoting: G. House


That's right! Once they get higher and higher, we can't see them go there!
Neesie

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
 Quoting: G. House



LOL
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds need air to fly
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I'm no rocket scientist but I'm pretty sure they only need the right amount of thrust to fly.

I'm thinkin duct tape and ummm scratching

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