Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,657 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 458,104
Pageviews Today: 669,770Threads Today: 182Posts Today: 4,109
07:19 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 372935
United States
01/31/2009 11:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?


That's right! Once they get higher and higher, we can't see them go there!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860

hf
Nailer45

User ID: 604698
United States
01/31/2009 11:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781

You must be 4yrs old or really stupid to ask such a dumb question..
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson
G. House

User ID: 604778
United States
01/31/2009 11:40 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?



Ever hear of any Apollo crew eating defrosted ( cooked ) roast chicken or birds found on the moon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


I don't believe they had the right equipment for killing, cleaning and cooking the birds.

So it wasn't an issue or mentioned.

They already had their food in tubes.

Also the birds were probably smart enough to hide from the obvious intruders.

Besides, I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?
"Everybody lies."
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 604781
Canada
01/31/2009 11:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i love birds. Big Bird could fly to the moon if he lost a little weight.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604720
Australia
01/31/2009 11:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?



Ever hear of any Apollo crew eating defrosted ( cooked ) roast chicken or birds found on the moon.


I don't believe they had the right equipment for killing, cleaning and cooking the birds.

So it wasn't an issue or mentioned.

They already had their food in tubes.

Also the birds were probably smart enough to hide from the obvious intruders.

Besides, I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?
 Quoting: G. House



"I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?"

If the majority of GLP's think that. Then they are morons! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
G. House

User ID: 604778
United States
01/31/2009 11:49 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
"I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?"

If the majority of GLP's think that. Then they are morons! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


Well...

there it is!
"Everybody lies."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 372935
United States
01/31/2009 11:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?



Ever hear of any Apollo crew eating defrosted ( cooked ) roast chicken or birds found on the moon.


I don't believe they had the right equipment for killing, cleaning and cooking the birds.

So it wasn't an issue or mentioned.

They already had their food in tubes.

Also the birds were probably smart enough to hide from the obvious intruders.

Besides, I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?



"I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?"

If the majority of GLP's think that. Then they are morons! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


So birds fly to the moon, but man never went there!
tomato
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 11:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Besides, I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?
 Quoting: G. House


Well, there's really no conflict here, but there WAS a grand conspiracy. When Kennedy declared that we were to put a man on the moon, they immediately had to go out and find potential astronauts with the "Right Stuff." However, the only ones that truly had the "right stuff" were the BIRDS. Unfortunately, the birds said "hell no, we won't go" and flew to Canada instead, much to the disappointment and embarrassment of both the President and NASA. In order to cover up this politically devastating situation, NASA completely fabricated the moon landings. --- All that, just because of some stubborn and unpatriotic birds!
Insideout

User ID: 604732
United States
01/31/2009 11:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 11:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato
 Quoting: Insideout


Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604720
Australia
01/31/2009 12:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
"I thought it was the view of the majority of GLPers that we didn't go to the moon in the first place?"

If the majority of GLP's think that. Then they are morons! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.


Well...

there it is!
 Quoting: G. House



Thank Barls Knarkely, Nomuse etc ( GLP legends, and i know i have forgotten a few others ) for systematically destroying the stupid hoaxers on GLP in the first place with irrefutable facts that any human being with a brain could follow with logic and a bit of simple research.

Use the GLP search engine.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604830
United States
01/31/2009 12:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????

tomato

Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860


Earth is flat - check
moon is inside the Earth - check

huh?

how exactly does that work, is the moon just a drawing?
Insideout

User ID: 604732
United States
01/31/2009 12:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato


Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860

another do stupid me. I forgot about that.
Therefore birds cannot fly to the moon inside the flat Earth. Solved finally!!!
G. House

User ID: 604778
United States
01/31/2009 12:06 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
So birds fly to the moon, but man never went there!
tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 372935


I never said that birds fly to the moon.

I am questioning the assumption that they do not.

But if YOU were naked on flat level ground with absolutely no devices, persons, etc. within a 500 mile radius...

could YOU fly anywhere?

While even the most humble bird with flight capability would have no problem flying to and fro.

The bird has an edge here.

The bird would have no problem flying out of your range of sight.

After that you would not know exactly where it might have gone.

Moon not withstanding.
"Everybody lies."
G. House

User ID: 604778
United States
01/31/2009 12:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato


Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!

another do stupid me. I forgot about that.
Therefore birds cannot fly to the moon inside the flat Earth. Solved finally!!!
 Quoting: Insideout


Why not?

There must be an opening somewhere or you wouldn't see the moon at all.
"Everybody lies."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 12:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????

tomato

Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!


Earth is flat - check
moon is inside the Earth - check

huh?

how exactly does that work, is the moon just a drawing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604830


Yes, Jebus put a drawing of the moon, which is also necessarily flat, just above the flat earth for two purposes. 1.) To mesmerize us humans and 2.)to provide a "safe haven" for the birds. However, the birds soon quit flying to the moon because they couldn't eat the bird seed that Jebus put there, because it was just a drawing of bird seed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 565666
United States
01/31/2009 12:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought this was the way you spell Gebus?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604720
Australia
01/31/2009 12:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
So birds fly to the moon, but man never went there!
tomato


I never said that birds fly to the moon.

I am questioning the assumption that they do not.

But if YOU were naked on flat level ground with absolutely no devices, persons, etc. within a 500 mile radius...

could YOU fly anywhere?

While even the most humble bird with flight capability would have no problem flying to and fro.

The bird has an edge here.

The bird would have no problem flying out of your range of sight.

After that you would not know exactly where it might have gone.

Moon not withstanding.
 Quoting: G. House



OH FOR FUCK SAKE!1

That's like bringing up that idiotic question, "if a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound"

Claptrap, BS, moronic goon talk.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 559709
United States
01/31/2009 12:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
They do fyl to the moon .. when they get there they transform into angels,,,and then when they get back they turn back to birds... hiding i hope ths helped you. hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 12:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!1

That's like bringing up that idiotic question, "if a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound"


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604720


There is no such thing as "no one being around" when a tree falls in the woods. The BIRDS are always there and they always "hear the sound."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 559709
United States
01/31/2009 12:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato


Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860

FOOLISH!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 12:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????







tomato


Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!

FOOLISH!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559709


Oh come on... really?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604830
United States
01/31/2009 01:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i love birds. Big Bird could fly to the moon if he lost a little weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781


lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 537103
Canada
01/31/2009 01:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I'm afraid that birds like us are trapped here on this spinning sphere with no way off without a rocket engine and a airtight capsule.


sorry
G. House

User ID: 604778
United States
01/31/2009 01:22 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!1

That's like bringing up that idiotic question, "if a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound"




There is no such thing as "no one being around" when a tree falls in the woods. The BIRDS are always there and they always "hear the sound."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860


That is if they aren't on a "moon trip".

Birds have lots of advantages.
"Everybody lies."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604702
United Kingdom
01/31/2009 01:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds need air to fly


I'm no rocket scientist but I'm pretty sure they only need the right amount of thrust to fly.

I'm thinkin duct tape and ummm scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590606


are you thinking what I'm thinking?

bird seed, laced with Madras curry?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604702
United Kingdom
01/31/2009 01:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
''one small step for Tweety....''
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604830
United States
01/31/2009 02:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
''one small step for Tweety....''
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604702


one giant leap for Tweetykind
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 334860
United States
01/31/2009 02:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
''one small step for Tweety....''
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604702


''One giant disappointment for Puddy Tat....''
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 599024
United States
01/31/2009 04:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but.. birds aren't idiots though....