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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
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Yes, Jebus put a drawing of the moon, which is also necessarily flat, just above the flat earth for two purposes. 1.) To mesmerize us humans and 2.)to provide a "safe haven" for the birds. However, the birds soon quit flying to the moon because they couldn't eat the bird seed that Jebus put there, because it was just a drawing of bird seed.
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I am one of those Bible believing fundies that Satan has been warning you about.

Let me tell you how to become a Christian if you have not already made that commitment.

1. We are all Sinners Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

2. The punishment for our Sin is Death John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

3. Christ died to Save Sinners Isaiah 53:5-6 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

4. Christ will save us If we ask Him Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Repent now - Philippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Proverbs 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Cor 1:18

Only the cross will save you, and it will remain foolish to you until you come to realize its eternal value to your life. That is your decision to make.
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I am one of those Bible believing fundies that Satan has been warning you about.

Let me tell you how to become a Christian if you have not already made that commitment.

1. We are all Sinners Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

2. The punishment for our Sin is Death John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

3. Christ died to Save Sinners Isaiah 53:5-6 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

4. Christ will save us If we ask Him Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Repent now - Philippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Proverbs 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Cor 1:18

Only the cross will save you, and it will remain foolish to you until you come to realize its eternal value to your life. That is your decision to make.
 Quoting: Romans 10:9-10 605315



there's a pill u can take for that

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i love birds. Big Bird could fly to the moon if he lost a little weight.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Isn't it obvious, the penguins and ostriches are clearly jealous. There conspiring to keep all birds on earth, far, far away from the moon....
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Isn't it obvious, the penguins and ostriches are clearly jealous. There conspiring to keep all birds on earth, far, far away from the moon....
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:Popkorn:
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
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[link to kevinchiu.org]
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
And so it ends.



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And so it ends.



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you want to make birds extinct?? what'd they do to you?
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And so it ends.



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And so it re-begins....
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
hiding
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
define bird.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool
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I was going to say. Altitude. I knew someone would of answered that one correctly. Humans and birds can only go so high into the air. They start losing consciousness the higher they go. Well, unless they had a little birdie space suit that can alter the air and oxygen flow... (lol)
Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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Just the fact that this went on for 4 pages so far re-affirms my belief that most here lead miserable, intolerable lives, thus the need to hide from it any way they can. And a board like this is perfect for them, they can delude themselves into thinking their piss poor situation in life is not of their own doing by subscribing to idiotic conspiracy nonsense while being occasionally entertained by worthless threads like this one.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I don’t think birds have made it all the way to the moon yet.
They’d never make it past the Van Allen radiation belt without special protection.
I’ll bet many of them have tried though….
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
They don't fly there because of the secret moon base, they tried in the past, but now know better.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
They don't fly there because of the secret moon base, they tried in the past, but now know better.
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what if the chemtrails prevented them somehow??? hiding
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Because there is no Spongebob there. He lives in the sea. In a pineapple.
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spongebob sucks. Now if he were a flying spongebob....
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Because when they got there, they would be too tired to fly back home.
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hiding
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
They don't fly there because of the secret moon base, they tried in the past, but now know better.



what if the chemtrails prevented them somehow??? hiding
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I knew it!

I knew it had to be tied to the "chem-trails"!!

Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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there is no moon... or was that no spoon?
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I am one of those Bible believing fundies that Satan has been warning you about.

Let me tell you how to become a Christian if you have not already made that commitment.

1. We are all Sinners Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

2. The punishment for our Sin is Death John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

3. Christ died to Save Sinners Isaiah 53:5-6 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

4. Christ will save us If we ask Him Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Repent now - Philippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Proverbs 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Cor 1:18

Only the cross will save you, and it will remain foolish to you until you come to realize its eternal value to your life. That is your decision to make.



there's a pill u can take for that

::valium::
 Quoting: Hillcrest



HaHa!...
"Pray for solace..Pray for resolve..Pray for a savior..Pray for deliverance..Some kind of purpose..A glimpse of a LIGHT in this VOID OF EXISTENCE..Now witness the END of an age..Hope dies in hands of believers..Who seek the truth in the LIAR'S EYE"

"The greatest TRICK the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist..But convincing it that he is GOD"

"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: It is a gift of GOD. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: He knows how it drives the EVIL spirit OUT of US."
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"What have I done?..Where have I come from?..When I burnt the backs with the SUN through a GLASS..Did I SEAL the loss that's become me?.. Feeling undone..What have I become? ..When I turned my back on you..I turned my back on MYSELF and became this MACHINE"

"What you IGNORE now..Will come OUT of YOU later"

"Stones to throw at my Creator..
MASOCHISTS to which I cater..You don't need to bother..I don't need to be..I'll keep slipping farther..
But once I hold on..I won't let go 'til it BLEEDS"
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Yes, Jebus put a drawing of the moon, which is also necessarily flat, just above the flat earth for two purposes. 1.) To mesmerize us humans and 2.)to provide a "safe haven" for the birds. However, the birds soon quit flying to the moon because they couldn't eat the bird seed that Jebus put there, because it was just a drawing of bird seed.



I am one of those Bible believing fundies that Satan has been warning you about.

Let me tell you how to become a Christian if you have not already made that commitment.

1. We are all Sinners Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

2. The punishment for our Sin is Death John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

3. Christ died to Save Sinners Isaiah 53:5-6 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

4. Christ will save us If we ask Him Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Repent now - Philippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Proverbs 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Cor 1:18

Only the cross will save you, and it will remain foolish to you until you come to realize its eternal value to your life. That is your decision to make.
 Quoting: Romans 10:9-10 605315


5a
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
There is no moon

or was that spoon?

5a
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
There is no moon

or was that spoon?

5a
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spoons are overrated. Try a spork sometime. neener2
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The Matrix would break if birds flew to the moon, there is no moon, there is no spoon, there is no spork. banana2
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The Matrix would break if birds flew to the moon, there is no moon, there is no spoon, there is no spork. banana2
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