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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
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Snowball Net: Snowball Net comms check. All stations, clock sync,impact at minus 146 days, 5 hours UTC. Standby for ACC link.

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Snowball Net: Snowball Net comms check. All stations, clock sync,impact at minus 146 days, 5 hours UTC. Standby for ACC link.

Burrow: Snowball This is Burrow. You are not secure! Repeat notsecure! Go green, go green!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 645345


wtf
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06/09/2009 02:39 AM
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hf
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07/04/2009 10:28 AM
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and where do all the dead birds go, we should be tripping over them
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07/04/2009 10:36 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i'm just curious.
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Why do people like you insist on asking these retarded questions?
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07/06/2009 05:15 PM
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i'm just curious.

Why do people like you insist on asking these retarded questions?
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because people like you insist on responding? hi
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07/22/2009 07:23 PM
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and where do all the dead birds go, we should be tripping over them
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Dogs eat them.
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07/25/2009 04:58 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Why do some threads never die?
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07/25/2009 04:58 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
a better question would be :

why doesn't the moon fly down to meet the birds? is it just conceited? Or just stuck up there?

tounge
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07/25/2009 05:00 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
1. You might arrived as Phoenix

2. You ended up as Barbecue
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07/25/2009 05:19 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Just the fact that this went on for 4 pages so far re-affirms my belief that most here lead miserable, intolerable lives, thus the need to hide from it any way they can. And a board like this is perfect for them, they can delude themselves into thinking their piss poor situation in life is not of their own doing by subscribing to idiotic conspiracy nonsense while being occasionally entertained by worthless threads like this one.
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This isn't an idiotic conspiracy thread.

This is a science thread...
Luctor et Emergo.
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This isn't an idiotic conspiracy thread.

This is a science thread...
 Quoting: Galaxy


lmao
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07/25/2009 05:21 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't a pie eat itself?


It's already full of pie and not hungry!
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perfect logic! you are management material, kiddo. tounge
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The moon in her translucent luminescence showers protective moon glow on the essence of the bird call to the ethereal space-time connection of metaphysical continuum, wherein the avian heartache of lost moondust weeps for the spatial serenity of unfulfilled love.

That is why.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The moon in her translucent luminescence showers protective moon glow on the essence of the bird call to the ethereal space-time connection of metaphysical continuum, wherein the avian heartache of lost moondust weeps for the spatial serenity of unfulfilled love.

That is why.
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07/25/2009 05:34 AM
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Snowball Net: Snowball Net comms check. All stations, clock sync,impact at minus 146 days, 5 hours UTC. Standby for ACC link.

Burrow: Snowball This is Burrow. You are not secure! Repeat notsecure! Go green, go green!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 645345


putin
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The moon in her translucent luminescence showers protective moon glow on the essence of the bird call to the ethereal space-time connection of metaphysical continuum, wherein the avian heartache of lost moondust weeps for the spatial serenity of unfulfilled love.

That is why.
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X?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The moon in her translucent luminescence showers protective moon glow on the essence of the bird call to the ethereal space-time connection of metaphysical continuum, wherein the avian heartache of lost moondust weeps for the spatial serenity of unfulfilled love.

That is why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781


translation:


Sorry, I tried but almost died of uncontrollable laughter!
tounge
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07/25/2009 05:40 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
the post explains itself, if you cant understand maybe you should visit my little pony rather than glp
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The moon in her translucent luminescence showers protective moon glow on the essence of the bird call to the ethereal space-time connection of metaphysical continuum, wherein the avian heartache of lost moondust weeps for the spatial serenity of unfulfilled love.

That is why.


X?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 605143


the post explains itself, if you cant understand maybe you should visit my little pony rather than glp

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781(OP)


lolsign rofl
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propoganda


wut iz this crap? a joke?
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07/25/2009 07:52 AM
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This is why I love glp
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They don't have a space programme yet.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
they'd hit the glass!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604702

that bird is almost a stupid as this thread, and all the "why don't birds fly to the moon" threads.
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07/25/2009 09:59 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i love birds. Big Bird could fly to the moon if he lost a little weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781

I think that NASA should take an ostrich and a penguin into space and let them float around for awhile, to give them a taste of what their other bird buddies enjoy! penguin
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07/26/2009 11:08 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
dude, this thread's like the most epic bird thread I've ever seen. wow

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