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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
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07/26/2009 11:20 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
i love birds. Big Bird could fly to the moon if he lost a little weight.

I think that NASA should take an ostrich and a penguin into space and let them float around for awhile, to give them a taste of what their other bird buddies enjoy! penguin
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The Ostrich maybe...penguins already know how to fly!

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07/27/2009 08:11 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool
 Quoting: Neesie

answered on the very 1st page...

also... space is kinda cold. Freeze you in place cold. Kill living things immediately cold.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Q: Why don't NASA fly to the moon?

A: The technology is not quite there yet.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
WTF - They are there you just can't see them, they are on the other side.


gezz people learn something.
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WTF - They are there you just can't see them, they are on the other side.


gezz people learn something.
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clappa
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I and I alone KNOW the reason, and its so simple.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool
 Quoting: Neesie


Errr..there would be like no air at all, it´s space you know.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool


Errr..there would be like no air at all, it´s space you know.
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Thats like Bumblebees...just dont tell em' LOL
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
birds cannot attain a high enough altitude to fly to the moon. when birds fly they need warm air currents that come from the surface of the sun heated earth. they use these warm currents to keep them aloft. there is no way they can go high enough to get to the moon as the air would be too cool


Errr..there would be like no air at all, it´s space you know.
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damned
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They can hold their breath a really, really long time chuckle
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They can hold their breath a really, really long time chuckle
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What is that supose to mean?
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They can hold their breath a really, really long time chuckle



What is that supose to mean?
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Looked pretty clear to me? Guys?
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The birds know better than to get caught in the chemtrails, plus the death ray at the hidden moon base that is hiding the alien artifacts would incinerate the birds, they know have a collective memory from the previous attempts.

:5:
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The birds know better than to get caught in the chemtrails, plus the death ray at the hidden moon base that is hiding the alien artifacts would incinerate the birds, they know have a collective memory from the previous attempts.

:5:
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So thats where all the feathers is space came from chuckle
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The birds know better than to get caught in the chemtrails, plus the death ray at the hidden moon base that is hiding the alien artifacts would incinerate the birds, they know have a collective memory from the previous attempts.

:5:

So thats where all the feathers is space came from chuckle
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Shhh! That is not supposed to be publicly discussed!
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The birds know better than to get caught in the chemtrails, plus the death ray at the hidden moon base that is hiding the alien artifacts would incinerate the birds, they know have a collective memory from the previous attempts.

:5:

So thats where all the feathers is space came from chuckle



Shhh! That is not supposed to be publicly discussed!
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Why not?
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The birds know better than to get caught in the chemtrails, plus the death ray at the hidden moon base that is hiding the alien artifacts would incinerate the birds, they know have a collective memory from the previous attempts.

:5:

So thats where all the feathers is space came from chuckle



Shhh! That is not supposed to be publicly discussed!



Why not?
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Well for starters, there is the whole problem of PETA and what they would say.

5a
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:clownbomb: peta has no durisjiction in space!LOL
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:clownbomb: peta has no durisjiction in space!LOL
 Quoting: RememberThis


Tell that to PETA. I am sure they will tell you they have a right to go wherever any animal is in danger of being treated unethically.
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itt: nobody knows what trolling is
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
"why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?"

They know they'll get probed by aliens if they do.

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"why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?"

They know they'll get probed by aliens if they do.

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 Quoting: Celtic (Pictavian)


laugh
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itt: nobody knows what trolling is
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Birds came from the moon. It was a bad experience. They don't like to talk about it much. Never ask a bird why he doesn't go back there. Just don't. It's a loaded question.
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Pack your bikini guess that's the toll.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
a Haiku about birds.


Birds live in my yard.
Do birds wonder when I sleep?
Wings are thy dreidel.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
a Haiku about birds.


Birds live in my yard.
Do birds wonder when I sleep?
Wings are thy dreidel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 629784


clappa
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
a Haiku about birds.


Birds live in my yard.
Do birds wonder when I sleep?
Wings are thy dreidel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 629784



There once was a bird named Lotta,
Who traveled the jungles of Tonga,
Then spying the moon,
It migrated soon,
And fired up and away with NASA.

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