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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
birdy
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01/02/2010 01:46 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?
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01/31/2010 11:19 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?
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fish what about fish?
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01/31/2010 01:29 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
bump
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01/31/2010 01:41 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?

fish what about fish?
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Fish don't fly.
shark
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?

fish what about fish?

Fish don't fly.
shark
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 878930


Not all fish fly, but some do!

"Exocoetidae, aptly known as flying fish, are a marine fish family comprising about 64 species grouped in seven to nine genera. Flying fish are found in all of the major oceans, particularly in the warm tropical and subtropical waters of the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian oceans. "

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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01/31/2010 02:06 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?
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even though others are escaping along the railroad tracks
i must remain silent
because this is what i expected
certainly, blood and money will be worth looking for
here in happy valley
the delivery woman is a lot of fun
in the glaring spotlight
she is as subtle as an elephant in heat before the altar of passion
and leaves me satisfied
she is rotten to the core to preserve your good name
though you can walk as marked on this map
things are better now
and i demand an explanation
all the facts will pop out at you from behind the furniture
as long as the sky is blue
my rabbi is moving out
and it's driving me crazy
he speaks only of money
and doesn't have a clue
and is rotten to the core
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01/31/2010 02:09 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?


even though others are escaping along the railroad tracks
i must remain silent
because this is what i expected
certainly, blood and money will be worth looking for
here in happy valley
the delivery woman is a lot of fun
in the glaring spotlight
she is as subtle as an elephant in heat before the altar of passion
and leaves me satisfied
she is rotten to the core to preserve your good name
though you can walk as marked on this map
things are better now
and i demand an explanation
all the facts will pop out at you from behind the furniture
as long as the sky is blue
my rabbi is moving out
and it's driving me crazy
he speaks only of money
and doesn't have a clue
and is rotten to the core
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 877067


wtf
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02/14/2010 04:43 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
Mnemosyne

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02/15/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
this thread still amuses and puzzles me.
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02/26/2010 01:28 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Just wait till they find DINOSAUR BONES on the moon.

Then the truth will be known.
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06/30/2010 01:27 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Just wait till they find DINOSAUR BONES on the moon.

Then the truth will be known.
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clappa
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06/30/2010 01:36 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Just wait till they find DINOSAUR BONES on the moon.

Then the truth will be known.
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BP's the reason why birds don't fly to the moon....
yeahsure
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06/30/2010 01:39 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Just wait till they find DINOSAUR BONES on the moon.

Then the truth will be known.



BP's the reason why birds don't fly to the moon....
yeahsure
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sbus

tard
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10/26/2010 01:33 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
this thread still amuses and puzzles me.
 Quoting: Mnemosyne





i dont think anyone has figured it out??
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10/26/2010 01:45 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Why do birds, suddenly appear-everytime, you are near?
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12/19/2010 03:26 PM
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why
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speedbanan
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01/12/2011 02:36 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
have we yet determined exactly why birds don't fly to the moon?
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01/12/2011 02:41 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
because the smart ones know if they do, they'll come back to earth and fall dead out of the sky.

uhoh
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01/12/2011 02:43 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
because the smart ones know if they do, they'll come back to earth and fall dead out of the sky.

uhoh
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So the falling birds are those that went to the moon?
Obvious Soup

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01/12/2011 02:45 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Because they're asleep?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
but we do fly to the moon all the time. we just don't tell you humans we do.

any more questions?
 Quoting: birdy 851838


Caught ya!

astrobanner2
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07/14/2011 12:30 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I had a thought, maybe the birds can't see the moon like we do? I hear a blackbird is actualy dozens of colours, if you are a bird that is.
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07/14/2011 12:34 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Would u fucktards stop responding to questions from bots???
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07/14/2011 12:40 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
they freeze in space
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Would u fucktards stop responding to questions from bots???
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A bot asked this important question?
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07/26/2011 03:38 AM
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Would u fucktards stop responding to questions from bots???
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But it's the most important question in the world. The answer is 42. I just haven't figured out yet how to apply this to the birds....
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03/16/2012 05:50 AM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
any update on why birds dont fly to the moon?
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10/10/2012 09:04 PM
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???
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