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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
Fred
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10/10/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
A complete lack of worms, grubs and seeds. Despite birds magical ability to fly in a vacuum, its the lack of interesting lunar food that keeps them earth bound.
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11/28/2012 08:13 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
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I'm sure some tried. But Darwin had this theory about dumbfucks of all species being weeded out.
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11/28/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
because moon is just a projection on the sky ?

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11/28/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
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putin
Tell me what this tastes like...
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
You have the internet in the palm of your hands & yet you come to glp for answers on such a subject? Do the research on your own. We're not here to do it for you.
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11/28/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
When I was a bird I tried it but my wings got covered in ice and I fell back to earth.
Fred
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11/28/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
1) Birds wings don't work in a vacuum.
2) Birds couldn't breath in a vacuum.
3) They'd fry on one side and freeze on the other.
4) They'd explode.
5) There are no items on the moon they wouldn't want to eat
anyway.
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11/28/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Ever heard of oxygen?
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11/28/2012 08:38 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
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lol, gets my vote,
where ever you go, there you are.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I LOVE THESE THREADS
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11/28/2012 09:00 PM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
A pinned thread from 2009 ! Come on !

Mind you, it would be bloody awesome to be a bird and fly to the moon, heck fly anywhere ! laugh
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11/28/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I am a bird. I just got back from the moon, ask me a question!
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11/28/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I am a bird. I just got back from the moon, ask me a question!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21207174


This deserves its own thread rockon
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Quite elementary dear watson. The moon is but only a hologram and its visible much more clearer at night when the birds are sound asleep. Now a bat strapped with a critter-cam could potentialy get a nice close-up of that fake ass moon.
Jestr

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I don't understand why there aren't more of these threads pinned.
ET*Dude

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11/28/2012 09:22 PM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
We should design little birdy space suits for them.
They Come...Destination>Earth...Arrival>>Imminent
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11/28/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Cause the moon is made of cheese, and birds don't eat cheese they eat worms.
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11/28/2012 09:39 PM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Yep, you must be the prime example of Canadian education at its finest.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian."

~Henry Ford
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11/28/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

SmileyWink
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Cause the moon is made of cheese, and birds don't eat cheese they eat worms.
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I have a boner
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11/28/2012 10:07 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
???
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Can humanity truly be this retarded? Natural selection has failed us.

putin
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11/28/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
What makes you think they don't?
 Quoting: G. House



LOL
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hf
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11/28/2012 11:04 PM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
We should design little birdy space suits for them.
 Quoting: ET*Dude


lol with little round see through helmets.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
The Matrix would break if birds flew to the moon, there is no moon, there is no spoon, there is no spork. banana2
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sbus
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Don't be jealous peace
Korats01

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11/28/2012 11:10 PM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Birds can't fly...
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That's the best one!
zenobiaphobia
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11/29/2012 12:50 AM

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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why don't squirrels have wings?
One way to time travel:
[link to www.gutenberg.org]
From a universe without The Walker Brothers Thread: What the Hell am I Talking About?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
old skool psyops brought back lol It's all out tonight ;)
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Birds do infact fly to the moon
there is a giant bird colony there

All birds go there on a mass religious pilgramage .

it takes between 1 and 2 years to fly there
and many do not complete the journey due to the dangers
of bird space flight

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