Why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

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Fred User ID: 24737670 United States 10/10/2012 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? A complete lack of worms, grubs and seeds. Despite birds magical ability to fly in a vacuum, its the lack of interesting lunar food that keeps them earth bound.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28625829 Canada 11/28/2012 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781 I'm sure some tried. But Darwin had this theory about dumbfucks of all species being weeded out.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1065356 United States 11/28/2012 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? because moon is just a projection on the sky ?
Carshy McCarsh User ID: 1482307 Germany 11/28/2012 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781 Tell me what this tastes like...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28459140 United States 11/28/2012 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? You have the internet in the palm of your hands & yet you come to glp for answers on such a subject? Do the research on your own. We're not here to do it for you.
Parabola User ID: 27572861 Canada 11/28/2012 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 15740069 United States 11/28/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? When I was a bird I tried it but my wings got covered in ice and I fell back to earth.
Fred User ID: 21515285 United States 11/28/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? 1) Birds wings don't work in a vacuum. 2) Birds couldn't breath in a vacuum. 3) They'd fry on one side and freeze on the other. 4) They'd explode. 5) There are no items on the moon they wouldn't want to eat anyway.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5359980 United States 11/28/2012 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Ever heard of oxygen?
zephyr58 User ID: 28674188 United Kingdom 11/28/2012 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? What makes you think they don't? Quoting: G. House lol, gets my vote, where ever you go, there you are.
Jestr User ID: 28624591 Australia 11/28/2012 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? I LOVE THESE THREADS

Parkerkenpo User ID: 26684355 United States 11/28/2012 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? [youtube] [link to youtu.be] Parkerkenpo
NuckingFutZ User ID: 28497353 Australia 11/28/2012 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? A pinned thread from 2009 ! Come on ! Mind you, it would be bloody awesome to be a bird and fly to the moon, heck fly anywhere ! Coulda.... Shoulda.... Woulda.... The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21207174 United States 11/28/2012 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? I am a bird. I just got back from the moon, ask me a question!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28570442 United States 11/28/2012 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? I am a bird. I just got back from the moon, ask me a question! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21207174 This deserves its own thread
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28570442 United States 11/28/2012 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Quite elementary dear watson. The moon is but only a hologram and its visible much more clearer at night when the birds are sound asleep. Now a bat strapped with a critter-cam could potentialy get a nice close-up of that fake ass moon.
Jestr User ID: 28624591 Australia 11/28/2012 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? I don't understand why there aren't more of these threads pinned.
*ETDude** User ID: 25793339 Australia 11/28/2012 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? We should design little birdy space suits for them. They Come...Destination>Earth...Arrival>>Imminent
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25648538 United States 11/28/2012 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Cause the moon is made of cheese, and birds don't eat cheese they eat worms.
train User ID: 3582303 United States 11/28/2012 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Yep, you must be the prime example of Canadian education at its finest. "Any man, who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the U. S. Government take care of him, should take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12877760 United States 11/28/2012 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On a, Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me

Anonymous Coward User ID: 21207174 United States 11/28/2012 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Cause the moon is made of cheese, and birds don't eat cheese they eat worms. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25648538 I have a boner
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1129812 United States 11/28/2012 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604781 Can humanity truly be this retarded? Natural selection has failed us.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19866620 United States 11/28/2012 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? What makes you think they don't? Quoting: G. House LOL Quoting: Neesie
*~SpazeMan~** User ID: 28666455 United States 11/28/2012 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? We should design little birdy space suits for them. Quoting: *ETDude** lol with little round see through helmets.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19866620 United States 11/28/2012 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? The Matrix would break if birds flew to the moon, there is no moon, there is no spoon, there is no spork. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 405189 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 605014 Don't be jealous
Korats01 User ID: 28111028 Canada 11/28/2012 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Birds can't fly... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565666 That's the best one!
zenobiaphobia Dancing to the beat of a skinless drum User ID: 28690470 United States 11/29/2012 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? why don't squirrels have wings? Books relevant to our current situation will appear here at random: [link to archive.org]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28638827 United States 11/29/2012 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? old skool psyops brought back lol It's all out tonight ;)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28485923 Canada 11/29/2012 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird? Birds do infact fly to the moon there is a giant bird colony there All birds go there on a mass religious pilgramage . it takes between 1 and 2 years to fly there and many do not complete the journey due to the dangers of bird space flight
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