why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

its spelled jEEbis thank you very much.

your talk of Puddy Tat, make sea kittens cry

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do one thing, grow some wings and try flying to the moon, may be you would escape earths gravitational pull without rocket propellants stuck to ur ass.

Drat. You inspired me for a moment. Then I saw it couldn't work. Orbital velocity is several times higher than the speed of sound in atmosphere. Propellers (and by extension wings) can not develop thrust when the object propelled by them has exceeded the speed of sound in the local medium (see "cavitation" for similar problem in submarines). So no mechanical method can generate sufficient velocities to achieve orbit.

Doesn't mean you can't use air-breathers. But I suspect that in a ramjet, the energy expended to accelerate the incoming air eventually exceeds the thrust advantage of using that air as a propellant.

So, no birds.

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dumbest thread ever.

can anyone proves birds don't fly to moon? maybe they do. maybe Flying South is code for something else.... ya wonder?? :X

they fly up your ass!

why don't birds fly to the moon? return of a glp classic

fly fly little sea kittens fly, fly to the moon.

the moon is a great place, but no atmosphere....
besides, florida is warmer.

Big bird dances every weekend at the clubs on the moon, how can you say that lacks atmosphere?

A more accurate statement might read, "Birds need air to live." When not alive, the task of achieving flight is problematic for most birds.

yeah, pin this! best freakin random thread ever....

Because big bird dances theyre?

Yes, Big Bird is dancing rather than doing palates.

fly on, earthfish

With his bulbous but, he could use palaties

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takes a bot to know a bot.

why can nobody anwser my question? i want to know.

Cuz its frigin dumb, tahts why.

Excellent musings.

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