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Jesus Will Save Billions of People

 
Armageddon Soon
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The gospel of Jesus Christ has now covered the earth since his resurrection over 2000 years ago. Billions of people are aware of this message while only about 1 Billion call themselves "Christian." China, for example, has had hundreds of thousands of conversions over the last decade while the church there continues to grow. The world is heading on a path towards Armageddon....a battle foretold in Holy Scripture thousands of years ago. The battle lines are now drawn between Iran/Russia/Syria and Israel/USA and perhaps Europe. When the battle begins how will the masses of people respond? Will they say in their hearts that this is the war to end all wars? Do they know that not only did the bible predict this war but that Jesus Himself will put an end to it when He returns to the earth? I believe that during this battle the vast majority of people will understand that this age is drawing to a close and that the only rational decision to be made is to place their faith in Jesus. Can you believe that God will spread his infinite mercy across the globe and forgive billions of people in the Name of Jesus to his everlasting glory? Can you believe that God is intelligent enough to make his plan plain and simple...easy enough for the most hardened sinner to understand?
God is in the process of saving billions of people through his only son, Jesus Christ. Believe that his incredible mercy will rescue everone who calls out to him in the great and terrible days to come. It is written: "All who call upon the Lord Jesus will be saved!"

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
hf
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Yeah when TSHTF alot of people are gonna say OMG! JESUS!
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..but I'm still right here, giving blood, keeping faith, and I'm still right here.

If at first you dont succeed...just keep suckin'

Even if you lock me up & throw away the key, my face can still breakout!
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Yeah when TSHTF alot of people are gonna say OMG! JESUS!
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Yes, that is the way I see it!!!

hiding
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Ah, yes. True to his mythical form, Jesus returns to kill 5 billion people to save the 1 billion that grovel at his feet!

Isn't Christianity fun?
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Ah, yes. True to his mythical form, Jesus returns to kill 5 billion people to save the 1 billion that grovel at his feet!

Isn't Christianity fun?
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Jesus always brings life. He has never hurt anyone....including YOU!
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Ah, yes. True to his mythical form, Jesus returns to kill 5 billion people to save the 1 billion that grovel at his feet!

Isn't Christianity fun?
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That is only true according to satans versions of Christianity (I.e. catholicism, mormon, pentacostal, etc..)

The book tells the story quite differently..
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Ah, yes. True to his mythical form, Jesus returns to kill 5 billion people to save the 1 billion that grovel at his feet!

Isn't Christianity fun?

Jesus always brings life. He has never hurt anyone....including YOU!
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Oh really? Who conducts the putative Armageddon and what is it’s purpose?
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Armageddon will be the result of the evil in man's heart. If people followed the Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you would want to be treated" then this planet would be like a Paradise. However, the greed and lust of man will place this whole planet in danger. God will use that error to show his loving intentions towards us and save us from ourselves!
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Armageddon will be the result of the evil in man's heart. If people followed the Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you would want to be treated" then this planet would be like a Paradise. However, the greed and lust of man will place this whole planet in danger. God will use that error to show his loving intentions towards us and save us from ourselves!
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So WHO lives, WHO dies, and for what reason?
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Oops. Oh well, I know it's funny :)
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See: Genesis through Revelation for answers.

Or, don't.


Simple enough huh?
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Armageddon will be the result of the evil in man's heart. If people followed the Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you would want to be treated" then this planet would be like a Paradise. However, the greed and lust of man will place this whole planet in danger. God will use that error to show his loving intentions towards us and save us from ourselves!


So WHO lives, WHO dies, and for what reason?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860

Who lives and who dies in an eternal sense? All who believe in Jesus will live. Those who will author Armageddon...the greedy, those who lust for power, those who love evil and hate God will die. The plan is for eternal life. The good hear God's voice and will follow. But those who pursue a selfish, self-centered existence will not.

The reason....to give us eternal life. Not just this temporary existence which can be very fulfulling but it is just the first stage.
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he wont save ayone hes a dead guy with a few good ideas a thousand and more years ago stop nfucking lieing to people with your bullshit saviour crap you cant prove shit so shut the fuck up
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See: Genesis through Revelation for answers.

Or, don't.


Simple enough huh?
 Quoting: We Are Dust

Christians hope and pray that as many people as possible will come to know the truth. Sin brings hardship and tears families apart. Jesus has brought healing and life to so many people!
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There will be repeated warnings come from the throne of heaven before Christ comes back to destroy the wicked.

Rev 9:20

20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:

21Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

You will have multiple chances to turn from your wickedness. If you don't, then you will be destroyed at the return of Christ. This is the last thing he wants for anyone but he must separate the sheep from the goats eventually. This world cannot continue down the path it's chosen for much longer without intervention.
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There will be repeated warnings come from the throne of heaven before Christ comes back to destroy the wicked.

Rev 9:20

20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:

21Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

You will have multiple chances to turn from your wickedness. If you don't, then you will be destroyed at the return of Christ. This is the last thing he wants for anyone but he must separate the sheep from the goats eventually. This world cannot continue down the path it's chosen for much longer without intervention.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 600820

Well said! It is the sin of man that will destroy this world and not God who always brings life. This is why He said, "I will create a new heaven and a new earth."

hf
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Here is just one of the many things that God said about those who would try to 'destroy' His name:


He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.

His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his
violent dealing shall come down upon his own crown.

Psa. 7:15-16


To put it more plainly, what a person reaps he/she will sow.


That's what God's Word says.

But, for those who do not believe in the Word of God, I guess the above verses are meaningless.

To each his own.
For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust. Psa 103:14

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bring the "throne of heaven" a lie upon a lie upon a lie bring it easy show me your lies and convince me its truth then ill care about the morons you are "saving" im more likely to care about the "sinners" are denouncing for having the capacity to question of which im one your jesus is a lie simple his entire existance is a myth based on a myth which is based on an even older myth dyionyses and zarothustra its all bullshit anyone who believes it without question is an idiot who deserves your lies of "hell"
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bring the "throne of heaven" a lie upon a lie upon a lie bring it easy show me your lies and convince me its truth then ill care about the morons you are "saving" im more likely to care about the "sinners" are denouncing for having the capacity to question of which im one your jesus is a lie simple his entire existance is a myth based on a myth which is based on an even older myth dyionyses and zarothustra its all bullshit anyone who believes it without question is an idiot who deserves your lies of "hell"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 592649

Jesus is not a "myth." He is an historical person! I find it interesting that so many people try to claim Jesus was a myth. It is the zenith of self delusion. Do you believe in George Washington? Why? The problem with you believing in Jesus is that you would have to reform your life in order to go to heaven...and you know it. But people like you, just like in the day of Jesus, prefer to believe your lie. However, the plan is so simple. I pray that one day you will understand.

hf
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Ah, yes. True to his mythical form, Jesus returns to kill 5 billion people to save the 1 billion that grovel at his feet!

Isn't Christianity fun?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 334860

GOD IS NOT MOCKED!!!!! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT NOW..
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ah yes true to christian idiocy i call him a myth and you automatically assume i am saying he didnt exist... where did i say he didnt exist??? are you seriously that defensive i said MYTH of jesus i didnt say he didnt exist learn to read oh sorry your a christian your taught not to question my mistake if you had learnt you might realise i was refering to the myth of his being the "mesiah" i never said he didnt exist so dont put lies in my mouth as your kind is want to do perhaps you should learn of what you are talking about before hand.
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Here is just one of the many things that God said about those who would try to 'destroy' His name:


He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.

His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his
violent dealing shall come down upon his own crown.

Psa. 7:15-16


To put it more plainly, what a person reaps he/she will sow.


That's what God's Word says.

But, for those who do not believe in the Word of God, I guess the above verses are meaningless.

To each his own.
 Quoting: We Are Dust

Thank you for your scripture. Wisdom is justified by those who have it. Even people with common sense know that if they keep using other people for their own selfish purposes....that it will eventually come back on them! Yes, Earl and Randy call it "karma" but it is how God created this world to operate. A person will reap what they sow! I call it "divine justice."
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See: Genesis through Revelation for answers.

Or, don't.


Simple enough huh?

Christians hope and pray that as many people as possible will come to know the truth. Sin brings hardship and tears families apart. Jesus has brought healing and life to so many people!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 551719


Yes, I agree that the result of sin is death.

Death of spirit, death of families, death of hope, death of joy, etc.


Just plain old bad news huh?


But the good news is that the cure and the remedy
for death is available 24-7 and 365 without fail!


At least that's the way I see it.

Think you might too.


But, not everyone does
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you morons really dont see how much of the "gospel" you're actually refering to ??? i cant believe people are that stupid to buy into such half cocked obvious lies humanity truely is doomed
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Thanks to all those who have participated...especially my stubborn brothers and sisters who do not want to believe.

hf

For the rest of you, "God fills the universe, in all of its parts." Picture in your mind the divine mercy of God flowing over this planet - like sunlight on the brightest of days. Believe - if you will - that the mercy of God [the Holy Spirit] will speak to EVERY HUMAN HEART on the face of this planet. The days are soon coming when EVERYONE will have to decide. Instead of arguing with them, let's pray they will make the choice that will give them eternal life. Our planet seen from outer space is but a tiny blue dot. Surely God can have mercy on all who call out to him!

I have to go now.....Spread the faith because I can clearly see that Jesus is in the process of saving billions of people. It will be done in love - not bickering back and forth!

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

hf
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i am really suprised that people on this forum of all places take any questioning of jesus as an attack. QUESTION people and see the reality of your delusion
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i am really suprised that people on this forum of all places take any questioning of jesus as an attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 592649


Some do.

Some don't.


It's like anything else in life.


Some humans interpret things by their own filters of perception first.

Some humans interpret things by God's filter of perception first.


So, it just depends who you ask.
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you morons really dont see how much of the "gospel" you're actually refering to ??? i cant believe people are that stupid to buy into such half cocked obvious lies humanity truely is doomed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 592649

You began your statement "you morons" Polite people don't speak like that. You can always question....that's a good thing. God bless!

Okay, I'm really late now. Wish I could talk more but really do have to go. Peace!
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Yeah when TSHTF alot of people are gonna say OMG! JESUS!

Yes, that is the way I see it!!!

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It's wonderful that Jesus is so forgiving and kind to rescue so many at the last moment. God Bless Him!!

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