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Vlad "Tepes"

 
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Vlad "Tepes"
Statue of Vlad Tepes
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The Burning of the Sick and Poor

Dracula was very concerned that all his subjects work and contribute to the common welfare. He once noticed that the poor, vagrants, beggars and cripples had become very numerous in his land (in the Romanian variant they are the thieves and fake beggars). Consequently, he issued an invitation to all the poor and sick in Wallachia to come to Târgoviste for a great feast, claiming that no one should go hungry in his land. As the poor and crippled arrived in the city they were ushered into a great hall where a fabulous feast was prepared for them. The prince's guests ate and drank late into the night, when Dracula himself made an appearance. "What else do you desire? Do you want to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?" asked the prince. When they answered that such was indeed their wish, Dracula ordered the hall boarded up and set on fire. None escaped the flames. Dracula explained his action to the boyars by claiming that he did this, "in order that they represent no further burden to other men so that no one will be poor in my realm." This deed is also attributed to the bishop Hatto of Mainz.
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Report: 'Bush the Decider' related to 'Vlad the Impaler'

Following the revelation that Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are distant relations, the New York Post decided to report on some of Bush's other relatives.
[link to rawstory.com]


Common bond

And finally, this nugget on Bush and Kerry being blood brothers (also a Springsteen song title. Sorry, we just can't help ourselves). Bush and Kerry are ninth cousins twice removed, and according to Ancestry.com, they share a famous common ancestor: none other than Vlad III Dracul, the macabre Transylvanian warlord from the 15th century who is more commonly known as Dracula, later immortalized in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel, "Dracula." They're also apparently related to the late Princess Diana.

Bush has closer ties to Dracula, going back 32 generations to the former ruler of Transylvania and what is now southern Romania. Kerry has to go back 34 generations in the family tree. As for the Diana connection, Kerry and Bush are both related to her and the House of Windsor. They are distant cousins of the famous princess: Kerry is a 12th cousin once removed; Bush is her 11th cousin twice removed.
[link to www.cnn.com]

The Romanian newspaper Libertatea reports that several Florida and California businessmen plan to clone Dracula by disinterring the body of Vlad the Impaler, who inspired Bram Stoker's novel.

[link to southflorida.bizjournals.com]

Vlad usually had a horse attached to each of the victim’s legs and a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp, else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the buttocks and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth. However, there were many instances where victims were impaled through other body orifices or through the abdomen or chest. Infants were sometimes impaled on the stake forced through their mother’s chests. The records indicate that victims were sometimes impaled so that they hung upside down on the stake.
[link to www.donlinke.com]

disinterring

1: to take out of the grave or tomb2: to bring back into awareness or prominence ; also : to bring to light : unearth


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I believe that Ivan the Terrible fried people alive in huge frying-pans.

damned

What the fuck is it about Eastern Europe?

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Lucian Ilea

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02/02/2009 10:33 AM
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Vlad is a nice guy now
His name is Andrei,he lives at Paris and is my best friend
Sometimes he talks about the enlightened age of the dark ages and the need to cleanse this world by impaling all sexual whores
In Arvena Neo et in Arcadia Ego
I am an Atlantean living in Atlantis when it flew again :)
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According to some stories he also impaled sloppy housewives.

Yet, he is still considered ahero because he was able to stop the muslim conquest of Europe.

His favorite form of punishment was quite popular with the Ancient Egyptians.

I hope they do DNA testing on his bones. He spent many years in the Sultans court. I have wondered if he was fraud settling a grudge against middleasterners or if he was demonically possesed. Strange how humanity can benefit from the actions of someone so Hellish.
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Vlad is a nice guy now
His name is Andrei,he lives at Paris and is my best friend
Sometimes he talks about the enlightened age of the dark ages and the need to cleanse this world by impaling all sexual whores
 Quoting: Lucian Ilea


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