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How to Pass a Psychiatric Evaluation

 
Dr. Razrin MD
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How to Pass a Psychiatric Evaluation
When they ask: "Do you feel like hurting other people" say "No".

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Razrin
See ya.
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Who doesn't want to hurt other people? Seriously. What a stupid question.
See ya.
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02/06/2009 10:19 PM
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You have to deny any desire to harm either yourself or others.
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I'm-a-peace-loving-man!



ohappy
Karma's my biatch'
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When they ask: "Do you feel like hurting other people" say "No".

Regards,

Razrin
 Quoting: Dr. Razrin MD


If I ever wanted to beat a spoiled, urban punk, I do know..
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When they ask: "Do you feel like hurting other people" say "No".

Regards,

Razrin
 Quoting: Dr. Razrin MD

we dont get along, but that is funny... lmao
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When they ask: "Do you feel like hurting other people" say "No".

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Razrin
 Quoting: Dr. Razrin MD


Thanks for the advice. If you want to fail, tell them that you think the phrase "there is more than one way to skin a cat" is literal and that you would like to test the hypothesis.
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sometimes in psychological tests they put questions like that and mark you for lying because it's typical for people to lie, they change the wording and stuff and ask the same question several times. so if they ask you that and you say no but they look at other questions they know you are lying.
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02/06/2009 10:51 PM
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You walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant,
and walk out.
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why did you get an evaluation?
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02/06/2009 10:56 PM
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Who doesn't want to hurt other people? Seriously. What a stupid question.
 Quoting: Dr. Razrin MD


I know I do.
More fun than you really wanted.
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02/06/2009 10:59 PM
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why did you get an evaluation?
 Quoting: WIZ


probably the drug bust from 2 weeks ago.
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You walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant,
and walk out.
 Quoting: Ikaika


Told the shrink:
"I want to kill.
I want to see blood and gore and guts,
Heaped dead burnt bodies
veins hanging out my teeth. "

Started jumping up and down screaming "Kill!"
and he started jumping up and down with me screaming "Kill!" "Kill!" "Kill!"

Then he shook my hand. Said "You're our man"
 Quoting: Alice's Restaurant


1969 enlisted in the Army,
Volunteered for Nam.

CO sent me to the pshrink next day with a note.
Note said:
"This guy is crazy"


I take veterans to the VA and tell them they won't be locked up:
"Just say you don't have any desire to harm yourself or anybody else."
It's OK to say you have felt that way in the past. Just not right now.
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02/06/2009 11:33 PM
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If you are "gravely disabled" that will get you locked up to.
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02/06/2009 11:35 PM
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You walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant,
and walk out.
 Quoting: Ikaika

I almost went to a shrink once.

The nurse had these bumper stickers at the sign-in desk that said,

Support mental health, or I'll kill you.

Thought it might be a good idea to go somewhere else.
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02/06/2009 11:44 PM
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The fact that you need instructions on passing a psyche eval. speaks volumes.
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So you did your test go Raz?

Pass or fail?

Just asking.

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Don't tell them about the voices.
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You walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant,
and walk out.
 Quoting: Ikaika

that's the funniest thing i've heard in years......
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02/15/2010 04:18 AM
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walk in and say 'I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!'
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02/15/2010 04:19 AM
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Nah Dr Razrin that wont always work sometimes they wont necessarily believe your NO answer.
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Works most of the time. But, if some bad people pay for this eval, it doesn't matter what you say. They ask five questions and recommend lockup.
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Re: How to Pass a Psychiatric Evaluation
wear only your underwear and take a shopping trolley full of junk from under the house, ask them to be quick because you have to "do stuff"
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Are you serious? Do most people truly want to hurt others?
Do you understand the Karma involved?
How bizarre.
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Are you serious? Do most people truly want to hurt others?
Do you understand the Karma involved?
How bizarre.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891356

Is this irony or are you really that hypocrit?
We learn from our feelings, and thanks to our thoughts you mentioned, we do not actually hurt others fysically.
When people get very angry, they can have those feelings of wanting to hurt somebody.
Thank God we do not follow our feelings all the time, or the earth would be quite empty haha.
Goethe knew this and said:
Nichts Menschliches ist mir fremd.
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Thanks loads...just what we need...more nuts running around loose.
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I walked in singing They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!

They kindly asked me to walk out again...
Curiosity killed the coward
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If you fail...how long can they lock you up for??
JimmyK
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02/15/2010 01:53 PM
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Actually the best answer is,

"Ask me this after you give me your bill."


Hey it may cut the cost down?

Regards

JimmyK
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No you are wrong in order to pass a psychiatric test, you must say you want to hurt people, those who say they want to hurt themselves end up failing. Hurting others over yourself is pretty normal.
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help me pass my psych test please

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