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Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2009 07:26 AM
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Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
With all the alternative cures flooding the internet and at Hospitals,i would like to see if they really work .I have a microscope, some dishes and ingredients such as Lemon grass,Baking soda etc.I just need Cancer cells so I can start.Do hospitals give them out?sorry if sounds dafT.
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02/08/2009 07:38 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Tough Question, i think you may have to induce cancer in rats, mice etc.

Isonizing Radiation would be a start, but certain chemicals are known to be cancerous.

I dont even know what to look for when looking for cancer, but as far as i am aware, it is a problem with cell mitosis.

And the replication of cells with damaged genes/dna, they either replicate too fast, or too slow, or are damaged, and it becomes a chain.

A tumor is just a bunch of cells that are faulty and mutated, it grows so fast because the cells that are undergoing mitosis are damaged and dividing too fast.

You might be able to take tissue samples from yourself and bombard them with ultraviolet light, that should damage the genes enough.

This type of field is not my strong point, if you already have a microscope and an interest in biology you will probably already have some basic knowledge of microbiology, cell components, mitosis, biochemistry, genetics etc.
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02/08/2009 08:27 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
i think OP's field is outside his back door. Full of BULLSHIT!

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02/08/2009 08:56 AM
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Vaccines you can buy them for livestock at a farm supply store
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02/08/2009 10:10 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
I find that it's best to work in a hospital morgue-all the samples you could ever want.
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02/08/2009 10:22 AM
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You guys are insane! Don't you realize that cancer cells are immortal and very pervasive. Look at HELA? One woman's extremely fast-growing uterine cancer and now, it's cells can be harvested in most labs across the world-off the lab floor. They have difficulty keeping those cells out of other experiments that didn't even come in contact with the samples. You don't want that in your house. Who knows what the long-term effects of constantly being in environment with such cells might be? Instead of finding the cure to cancer, you might find that cancer finds a cure to you.
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02/08/2009 10:25 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Do you really want to bring those things into your house?
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02/08/2009 10:30 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
legally you can't bc they dont want you to inject someone with it...The same goes for rabies.....







however if you know someone with cancer, you could ask them to donate their blood so you can work on a cure, if that's what you are doing.....
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02/08/2009 10:33 AM
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simple ...

Check the obituaries and when a death is announced due to cancer just go dig up the body.

damned
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02/08/2009 10:37 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
OP,

Er... You wouldn't know anything about these plague infected mice that are missing from a New Jersey lab would you?

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02/08/2009 10:38 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
simple ...

Check the obituaries and when a death is announced due to cancer just go dig up the body.

damned
 Quoting: Dill Weed 429261

also illegal


anyways it depends on what type of cancer too..

look here under blood tests...

[link to www.uihealthcare.com]



and also here but for research or laboratory use only

Conversant - Biospecimens for Research
www.conversanthcs.com
Conversant provides human cancer cells to research and discovery scientists worldwide. To order, visit www.conversanthcs.com or call 256-705-6001.
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02/08/2009 10:52 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
You guys are insane! Don't you realize that cancer cells are immortal and very pervasive. Look at HELA? One woman's extremely fast-growing uterine cancer and now, it's cells can be harvested in most labs across the world-off the lab floor. They have difficulty keeping those cells out of other experiments that didn't even come in contact with the samples. You don't want that in your house. Who knows what the long-term effects of constantly being in environment with such cells might be? Instead of finding the cure to cancer, you might find that cancer finds a cure to you.
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Hemp oil would destroy them all.
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02/08/2009 11:10 AM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
isn't that shit viral?


wear a mask

and spraypaint "NOT A BIO TERRORIST" on your front door
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02/08/2009 12:06 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
simple ...

Check the obituaries and when a death is announced due to cancer just go dig up the body.

damned

also illegal


anyways it depends on what type of cancer too..

look here under blood tests...

[link to www.uihealthcare.com]



and also here but for research or laboratory use only

Conversant - Biospecimens for Research
www.conversanthcs.com
Conversant provides human cancer cells to research and discovery scientists worldwide. To order, visit www.conversanthcs.com or call 256-705-6001.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590052

OP here.If illegal I will stop right now.I am no Biologist ,I was only asking as im curious if all the claims of a cure are real or b/s.Fiqured best way was try it myself .Thanks for the input from everyone .
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02/08/2009 12:27 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
isn't that shit viral?


wear a mask

and spraypaint "NOT A BIO TERRORIST" on your front door
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Other body's cancer cells aren't at all, your immune system would destroy them very quickly.
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
So why not cure the world of shit instead? There's plenty of that lying around to monkey with.
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02/08/2009 12:37 PM
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So why not cure the world of shit instead? There's plenty of that lying around to monkey with.
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02/08/2009 04:58 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Cancer isnt contagious you idiots.

its dammage to cells which results in abnormal or rapid cell mitosis, tumors are rapidly devoloping bunches of cells because the dna/genes that control mitosis are all fucked up, and they spread like wildfire.

The reason you get cancer from radiation or chemicals is because the radiation or chemicals dammage the parts of the cells that repair dna, and your dna suffers mutation.

mutated dna coupled with mitosis means faulty dna is copied as your bodily cells undergo normal cell turnover and you get sick as it starts to spread around your body and develops in the important life systems.
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02/08/2009 05:05 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Why not just cut some hair off and stick it in the microwave for 5 minutes?

You'd deffo have cancerous cells then to work with.
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Why not just cut some hair off and stick it in the microwave for 5 minutes?

You'd deffo have cancerous cells then to work with.
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Hair is already dead dude, its just keratin i think.

Thats why when hair is left at a crime scene they cannot get DNA unless it has the root on it, the root contains living skin cells.

Hair is just dead keritinized cells.

Not to mention cooking something just kills it, it needs to be alive and completing mitosis, but mutated and dammaged, so its living, but mutated.
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02/08/2009 05:11 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Scrape them off that mole on the back of your that's been worrying you for the past few weeks.
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02/08/2009 05:14 PM
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Re: Where can i buy Cancer cells for home experiments?
Why not just cut some hair off and stick it in the microwave for 5 minutes?

You'd deffo have cancerous cells then to work with.


Hair is already dead dude, its just keratin i think.

Thats why when hair is left at a crime scene they cannot get DNA unless it has the root on it, the root contains living skin cells.

Hair is just dead keritinized cells.

Not to mention cooking something just kills it, it needs to be alive and completing mitosis, but mutated and dammaged, so its living, but mutated.
 Quoting: HannibalTheCannibal


Hair isn't dead! Otherwise it wouldn't grow!

Only living things grow.

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