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68 gooses killed in flight by "lightning"!

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Anonymous Coward
1/20/2005 9:41 AM
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68 gooses killed in flight by "lightning"!
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This just came in on the ticker:
[link to www.wams.de]
[link to de.news.yahoo.com]

68 Barnacle Gooses (Nonnengänse) had been found dead hanging around in trees and bushes near Veenhusen in Germany today. All of them had a burned mark on their back and only some charred feathers and all points to the fact that they had been killed by lightning in flight!

That is kind of bizzare, as a lighning strike in flight would not burn all of them at one point on the back. The first URL whichs shows the dead birds, which donīt even show any burn marks at all.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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I suppose sheet lightning could have this effect couldnīt it? Big peculiar granted.
Interdimensional warrior
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Looks like to me someone is trying to hoodwink you all with this lightning bullshit. In the first place, geese instinctively avoid flying in lightning storms. A more likely scenario is that the geese were at a very high altitude when the Xclass solar flare/proton event/geomagnetic storm occured. I believe these birds were killed by ionizing radiation fron the Sun. This is exactly what one would expect during these circumstances
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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I believe you meant GEESE.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"the geese were at a very high altitude when the Xclass solar flare/proton event/geomagnetic storm occured."

They probably also bumped into some space debris while up there..

damned
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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AH, donīt you have to be GROUNDED for lightning to kill you? If the birds were in flight then WTF?
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Some dumb shit was playing with new technology.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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ufo zap them???

not to be flippant, but something weird about this
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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microwave?
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Interdimensional warrior: That was my thought, too. Geese are known to fly up to 10000 ft altitude.
just asking
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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How do you know somebody on the ground didnt kill them and then arrange the corpses in the trees and bushes for some kind of wierd occult ritual?

How do you know they were killed in flight?

Couldnt some kind of laser have caused those injuries?
Mr spock
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Were they Cooked? No, then get em back up there!!!
cheers
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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microwave sounds plausible
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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meteor explosion in mid-air.
Horatio Negersky
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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HAARP affects the ionosphere, so the geese couldnīt have been hit even at max altitude. A head-on flare burst seems more likely.

Maybe it was Dick Cheneyīs inflammatory rhetoric.
Maybe the Star Wars weapons system runs on Windows XP Pro and some 5 year old kid hacked into it.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"sign of the times"
Horatio Negersky
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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FIRE AND BRIMSTONE. THOSE GEESE WERE SINNERS THROUGH AND THROUGH.

Gol Dernit.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Adds meaning to "your goose is cooked" donīt it?cool2
Horatio Negersky
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Or alternately:

When I said "Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!" They didnīt take it literally.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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You fools. You foolish fools. Donīt you see? Donīt you see? Damn you.
Faraday
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"AH, donīt you have to be GROUNDED for lightning to kill you? If the birds were in flight then WTF?"

Lightning hits planes all the time. Also, lightning will go thru you even if youīre suspended in midair because it will take the shortest path to the ground.
Horatio Negersky
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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But how do you explain an arc jumping through 68 seperate targets?

Tesla better own up, itīs obviously his fault.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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spock
Tough Guy
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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All I know is itīs time to KICK SOME ASS and take some...ARGGHHH!
doomsol
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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on the ticker?

Here hold this up to your ear and see if it is a ticker.dynamite

Gooses, what a dumshit.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my, it must be starting! what is the date now tardo?
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Their ducks were in the noose.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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Itīs happened a few times before with birds when they would test the microwave weapons around the world. Such a shame.
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"Their ducks were in the noose."

but their geese were in a row!
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"Their ducks were in the noose."

but their geese were in a row!
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:12 AM
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"Their ducks were in the noose."

but their geese were in a row!
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