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Just got a call from the CIA

 
Slick
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02/10/2009 10:47 AM
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Just got a call from the CIA
Holy shit!!!

SO I get to work this morning, check my e-mails and then start looking at the threads here.

While perusing the threads I get a call on my cell phone. No number is displayed. It just says 'unknown caller'.

It is my work cell so I identify myself when I answer.

The person on the other end of the call identifies herself and says, "I am with the CIA."

I almost shit myself.

Then she starts talking about the VWEA (Virginia Water Environment Association) and the committee that I chair for them and our upcoming seminar we host annually.

Holy fuck?!?! What the hell have I done?

Then she says, "your committee has given us an award and I wanted to see about attending the luncheon to recieve it."

The committee is Industrial Waste & Pretreatment. We recognize industries with perfect compliance records each year and I had totally forgotten that a CIA facility was on the list this year.

I started laughing and told her that I was looking at a conspiracy based website when she called. She got a chuckle out of that.

So I gave her the information she needed. Then, she jokingly(?) said, "you really should logout of that site and get back to work, you never know."

Then, she laughed.

Just thought you guys might find this amusing. I mean, how many of us here might expect to get phone calls from the CIA?
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02/10/2009 10:52 AM
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"CIA" Cock Ingesters Association
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02/10/2009 10:56 AM
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Interesting story.

In my line of work I deal with the US GVT as an enterprise end user, but I do not have any direct contact with them at all.

All I know is that they pay their bills on time and that gives me a paycheck.

Eating, of course is not overrated. ROFL....
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Buy one of those old timey cheapo Japanese small FM radios on eBay and when you meet her....immediately whip it out and "Scan" her with it....then grab your collar and talk into and say something like, "Lucy this is Ricky, all clear, code 17 out."
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02/10/2009 11:30 AM
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That'll go over really well, SHR. Maybe, I'll do that. I'll just take off my shoe and talk into that, instead.

Since I posted, this morning I haven't been able to get back onto GLP, until just now.

No problems with any other site. Just this one.

Weird.
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02/10/2009 11:35 AM
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"Then she starts talking about the VWEA (Virginia Water Environment Association) and the committee that I chair for them and our upcoming seminar we host annually."



And you think it's a good idea to be involved with regulating the environment? Are in favor of Agenda 21 controls?
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02/10/2009 11:35 AM
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NSA is on my computer real time all the time. NSA told me this.
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That'll go over really well, SHR. Maybe, I'll do that. I'll just take off my shoe and talk into that, instead.

Since I posted, this morning I haven't been able to get back onto GLP, until just now.

No problems with any other site. Just this one.

Weird.
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An antenna in the shoe is a must....lol....yeah the server got rebooted....was stuck for about 15 minutes....

....damned
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Now I'm WORRIED!!! :)
Why would the CIA be involved with Industrial Waste & Pretreatment lol
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I have been getting a ton of "unknown caller" calls within the past week. (I don't pick it up. And no message left. ) It's rather unusual. Hmm....
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02/10/2009 11:37 AM
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That'll go over really well, SHR. Maybe, I'll do that. I'll just take off my shoe and talk into that, instead.

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She'll have you crying in a full nelson if you try to set off your shoe-bomb.
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02/10/2009 11:44 AM
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I have been getting a ton of "unknown caller" calls within the past week. (I don't pick it up. And no message left. ) It's rather unusual. Hmm....
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yes me too about a month ago, it was the stupid fraternal order of police
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02/10/2009 11:59 AM
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I have been getting a ton of "unknown caller" calls within the past week. (I don't pick it up. And no message left. ) It's rather unusual. Hmm....
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I get them every day, several of them. Sometimes the caller id number says 000-000-0000 or 123-456-7890 or to some place in KC,Mo, which I called back and got no answer.

Thing is when i unplug the phone but leave the caller id, the calls stop. This leads me to believe 'they' ( nsa,et.al. ) are calling to listen and report, and that the phone itself is hotmic, on all the time.

It stays unplugged, but it is very hard to receive calls. When it is plugged in i get those calls that ring all the time, only to be nobody there.
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02/10/2009 12:02 PM
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Too bad there arent more rockin CIA sites like this one chuckle
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That'll go over really well, SHR. Maybe, I'll do that. I'll just take off my shoe and talk into that, instead.

Since I posted, this morning I haven't been able to get back onto GLP, until just now.

No problems with any other site. Just this one.

Weird.

An antenna in the shoe is a must....lol....yeah the server got rebooted....was stuck for about 15 minutes....

....damned
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As she tackles you because they think it's a shoe bomb, and you did mention you're a conspiracy nut...

...of course, if she's nice looking...

Just for fun, you've got to meet her with the tinfoil hat on. grinning
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I have been getting a ton of "unknown caller" calls within the past week. (I don't pick it up. And no message left. ) It's rather unusual. Hmm....


I get them every day, several of them. Sometimes the caller id number says 000-000-0000 or 123-456-7890 or to some place in KC,Mo, which I called back and got no answer.

Thing is when i unplug the phone but leave the caller id, the calls stop. This leads me to believe 'they' ( nsa,et.al. ) are calling to listen and report, and that the phone itself is hotmic, on all the time.

It stays unplugged, but it is very hard to receive calls. When it is plugged in i get those calls that ring all the time, only to be nobody there.
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Conceivable. I've seen how the backroom tech for the virtual majority of automated diallers work for 'legit' (PUKE) call centres and I know the general flow of how shit happens pre-dial to pickup... Subsequent calls to and from knowns by me, exhibit 'symptoms' long story short.

The calls I receive at my residence are likely 25% various intel agencies for who the fuck knows what, but hey, I should blame myself for living in a condo that publically prides itself in "lively intelligence", former l.e.o., and intel doublespeak. They publish a scummy newsletter that basically brags about intrusions into residents' personal time & space, and we lap it up with shit-eatin grins... probably because 25% of this buildings residents are public servants and ex something or other. It's like that building in Devil's Advocate. Bunch of pod people.
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