MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID

You speakin Dutch??

Lawf iz lahwk a bawks uv choklits..

Did mama have a shoe fetish?

Take the penis out of your hand before you type.

Interpretation...
There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.... where they are going, where they have been.... I've worn a lot of shoes. I bet if I think real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. My mama said they take me any where . They were my magic shoes.

Th-in sum yeeuhz layda thatt mayan whoo they kawd the "Keeng", he musta sung too meny sawngs...hadd himsewf uh hodd-uhtak oa' sum-thee-ng. It muss be hodd beeing uh keeng...