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Hi I am a Freemason. Ask me a question!

 
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Hi I am a Freemason. Ask me a question!
Well I have been seeing all these "Hi I am a..." posts and I thought I would see if anyone would be interested in asking a few questions.

I am a member of Masonic Lodge #606 here in Riverside, CA. I have been a Freemason for the last 7 years and growing up I was a member of DeMolay. As you may know Freemasons don't proselytize, however, men of good character are always welcome in Freemasonry and any man who is at least 18 years old and believes in God may join our fraternity.

At any rate, I am sure there are other fellow freemason's visiting the site. I will try to answer any appropriate questions to the best of my ability.

Cheers!
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Are Masons the same as Illuminati?
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I have heard a lot about Freemasons but can't really think of any major conspiracy they are involved in. Weird - Totally know the buzz word but can't think of what they are involved in.

Until I can come up with a better question, answer me this.

Is there a secret handshake?
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Were you guys upset when Nicholas Cage found all of your treasure underneath that church?
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What's the point?
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How many magic rituals have you been involved in?

How many times have you worn your robes?

I bet you pennys to dollars it is the exact same number.
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02/18/2009 10:13 PM
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Were you guys upset when Nicholas Cage found all of your treasure underneath that church?
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That Resonates with what the birds told me to ask...
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rank?
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Are Masons the same as Illuminati?
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Thats a good question and one that I have read a little about.

Freemasonry existed during a period in the 1700s where "secret societies" came into fashion in Europe. There were quite a few different societies and fraternal orders of which the Illuminati was one. Other than having existed and been in fashion during the same time, they are not related.

Freemason's don't identify as being part of that group. I don't actually know if any group does, but if they do, they certainly are living up to the "secret" part of a "secret society"

Cheers!
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Is there a secret handshake?
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Yes
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Were you guys upset when Nicholas Cage found all of your treasure underneath that church?
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:)

No
Flaming Sword (Are we new OP?)
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Is there a secret handshake?



Yes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 614007

Objection!!!

The OP is being obtuse...


Correction: There are MANY secret handshakes...

Go try a few...


Amazing results.


No further Objections; at this time.
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The freemasons practise magic, that is why they where robes, robes are always used in magic, and when use in magic become magical themselves.

NEVER TRUST A FREEMASON, NEVER EVER. They do not represent themselves or free people, they are bound as slaves to the masonic movement.

A freemason is as free, as the Federal Reserve is Federal.
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How many magic rituals have you been involved in?

How many times have you worn your robes?

I bet you pennys to dollars it is the exact same number.
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Freemason's don't perform magic.

We do have rituals that are of symbolic importance and they draw on various historical periods. It can be very dramatic but there is no religious significance.

I don't know how many times I have worn a robe. Too many to count.
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Can you explain the symbolism in this Masonic art?

[link to www.psiwars.net]

and

[link to www.sinj.com]

and

Why is this ebay auction for the Freemason Encyclopedia listed under occult section?

[link to cgi.ebay.com]
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The Arcadian Cypher?OP?
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rank?
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I am a Master Mason.
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Also whats with this chapter on magic in the Freemason Encyclopedia? Is that a hexagram, pentagram, and magic square? They don't do magic? Why is this in the book? Let me guess it is a forgery.

[link to www.auctiva.com]
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Gwyllych nar fryt


Shnea cgrtii
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Freemason's don't perform magic.

We do have rituals that are of symbolic importance and they draw on various historical periods. It can be very dramatic but there is no religious significance.

I don't know how many times I have worn a robe. Too many to count.
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Then you are a diss info agent or a fool, you have no value or worth to anyone except those who use you in there magic.

The only reason to where robes is to perform magic, there is no other reason to wear special cloths, unless you are performing special activivites.

Tell the grand master of your lodge that a crazy person who claims that freemasons perform magic, ask him if it is true, and before you do, do not break eye contact with him, he will tell you the truth, or you will watch him lie.

I know this, because I practise magic, and I wear special robes, and I perform the same ceremonies that you do, only, I, never, took, an oath.
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Can you explain the symbolism in this Masonic art?

[link to www.psiwars.net]

and

[link to www.sinj.com]

and

Why is this ebay auction for the Freemason Encyclopedia listed under occult section?

[link to cgi.ebay.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81537



The artwork has multiple masonic symbols in them. The circle point, square, compass, level, eye, sun and moon, the pillars, and geometric black and white checkerboard floor all have meaning. I won't go into all the details as they are very allegorical in nature but would encourage anyone interested to look up the terms I gave above for some more info or go to your local lodge.

I don't know why the encyclopedia is listed in the occult section.. My guess is that it would give the item a little more gravitas than just "Masonic Encyclopedia".
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02/18/2009 10:34 PM
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Master Mason, with respect, may I suggest that, collectively, in some cases individually, we know more that you ever will.
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Master Mason, with respect, may I suggest that, collectively, in some cases individually, we know more that you ever will.
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And with even more respect Flaming Sword, I'm a Master Mason, 32 degree Scottish Rite Mason, a Knight Templar, and a member of several other Masonic affiliated groups, and I can assure you, I've read all the crazy trash that you claim to "know" about Freemasonry, and it's all very bad misrepresentatons and lies. You have no hidden knowledge of Masonry that you can gleen off of crazy conspiracy sites, and trust me, I hit them all, and I'm a fan of a good conspiracy myself.
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If your so enlightened and spiritual then why dont you allow WOMEN into your special little group? Dont you know the two archetypes create a much needed balance?!
People don't look for allies when they love,
but they do when they hate or become obsessed with a cause.

God/the universe/It NEVER takes us down a dark road to leave us
stranded.
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Master Mason, with respect, may I suggest that, collectively, in some cases individually, we know more that you ever will.



And with even more respect Flaming Sword, I'm a Master Mason, 32 degree Scottish Rite Mason, a Knight Templar, and a member of several other Masonic affiliated groups, and I can assure you, I've read all the crazy trash that you claim to "know" about Freemasonry, and it's all very bad misrepresentatons and lies. You have no hidden knowledge of Masonry that you can gleen off of crazy conspiracy sites, and trust me, I hit them all, and I'm a fan of a good conspiracy myself.
 Quoting: Hiram Abiff

A wee lashing I feel.

Is that anger?

Tut Tut.

My 'misrepresentations', may well fall to your feet as dross.

However, good sir, you are indeed on notice, as it is not I alone, who would count your misdeeds.


Read very carefully my wyrd, good sir.

It could be we are on the same side...as it were...differing by degree.


Avast.

A vast degree.


Thankyou for your input.
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Powerful dark forces are unleashed when unbalanced abominations and perversion of cosmic law are conducted.
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Also whats with this chapter on magic in the Freemason Encyclopedia? Is that a hexagram, pentagram, and magic square? They don't do magic? Why is this in the book? Let me guess it is a forgery.

[link to www.auctiva.com]
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Master Mason, with respect, may I suggest that, collectively, in some cases individually, we know more that you ever will.



And with even more respect Flaming Sword, I'm a Master Mason, 32 degree Scottish Rite Mason, a Knight Templar, and a member of several other Masonic affiliated groups, and I can assure you, I've read all the crazy trash that you claim to "know" about Freemasonry, and it's all very bad misrepresentatons and lies. You have no hidden knowledge of Masonry that you can gleen off of crazy conspiracy sites, and trust me, I hit them all, and I'm a fan of a good conspiracy myself.
 Quoting: Hiram Abiff


not high enough...

[link to www.youtube.com]
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If it is free, then why do you have to pay?
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Re: Hi I am a Freemason. Ask me a question!
Master Mason, with respect, may I suggest that, collectively, in some cases individually, we know more that you ever will.



And with even more respect Flaming Sword, I'm a Master Mason, 32 degree Scottish Rite Mason, a Knight Templar, and a member of several other Masonic affiliated groups, and I can assure you, I've read all the crazy trash that you claim to "know" about Freemasonry, and it's all very bad misrepresentatons and lies. You have no hidden knowledge of Masonry that you can gleen off of crazy conspiracy sites, and trust me, I hit them all, and I'm a fan of a good conspiracy myself.

A wee lashing I feel.

Is that anger?

Tut Tut.

My 'misrepresentations', may well fall to your feet as dross.

However, good sir, you are indeed on notice, as it is not I alone, who would count your misdeeds.


Read very carefully my wyrd, good sir.

It could be we are on the same side...as it were...differing by degree.


Avast.

A vast degree.


Thankyou for your input.
 Quoting: Flaming Sword 615470


LOL!

Not anger at all my confused cryptic friend. Your Olde English is poor, and your definatly not anyone who would or could count anyones misdeeds.

And as far as notice, I notice your attempt to sound knowledgable on the subject, and it doesn't work with me.

Sorry
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