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Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!

 
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Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
Hello everyone, Jupiter was found by an amateur astronomer from Australia and filmed. It turns out it did NOT ignite into a Sun. Urantian did not address this and we think he left GLP in a state of severe embarrassment.

Should we be worried about his Well-Being? Imagine you get all excited and keep posting that Jupiter has ignited, then end up being wrong again. If a person reads channeling and keeps getting excited and sure of things, then they turn out to be wrong, that person could have a mental nervous break down. Show your support for Urantian to get well.

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Yes indeed, correct
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Like a new born baby its gobbeling up energy ....remember growth is from the inside out.

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Should Jupiter be brighter than Mars, if it was Mars on the screen?
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Some may recall this discovery as well...

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C'mon Urantian. Mistakes are part of the process of learning. We are all in the same boat with you.
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
It would have been nice to live in a binar Solar System with 2 suns...hope Saturn will ignite then...it had some strange marks on its surface! :-)
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
If you are referring to its polar regions then maybe you should look over the Sun's polar regions for the last 6 months. Notice the resemblence?
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
Urantian - its ok - See a psychologist and a neurological doctor - find a good one. Its ok, Urantian, Its ok, we do know for sure there is an ET presence and everyone is working hard for disclosure and first contact, we may not have needed jupiter ignition - its ok urantian, you are going to be ok.
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
Urantian - its ok - See a psychologist and a neurological doctor - find a good one. Its ok, Urantian, Its ok, we do know for sure there is an ET presence and everyone is working hard for disclosure and first contact, we may not have needed jupiter ignition - its ok urantian, you are going to be ok.
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uhh I would recommed a psychiatrist. Needs lots of crazy pills
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*yawn*


Venus could only be seen in the daytime because its before the sun, in front of EARTH, and you could never see VENUS when the earth has her back turn away from the sun because earth would have her back turned away from the 1st & 2nd planet too!

As for Jupiter, well, you'd would have a better chance of seeing an asteroid from that THICK asteroid belt before Jupiter or ANY other PLANET can be seen, lol, asteroids, "really, who invented this word?"


- The sun shines on the Moon doesn't it?

- Those HUGE asteroids would all be lit-up!!!!!


Between Mars and Jupiter are hundreds of MILLIONS of miles, that's how thick the Asteroid Belt is.

[link to www.beautyinscience.com]
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Asteroids don't EXIST, or the "sunshine" would reflect off them like the "sunshine" reflects off the Moon, lol, the sunshine would light up the Asteroid Belt, but the "sunshine" doesn't reflect the obvious, the obvious, the obvious. rolleyes


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Should Jupiter be brighter than Mars, if it was Mars on the screen?
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Have you considered that Mars maybe receiving a blast of energy from (the further away) Jupiter. Myself I will wait to see what the solar charts do come the end of the month, once Jupiter is out from behind Mars and Mercury.
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
Its possible some message board posters could be suffering from a form of mania. If someone has a rush of dopamine and endorphins in their brain, they could read something and believe it, and the dopamine and endorphin feeling will support and reinforce the belief. They will mistake this mania as "feeling the truth in their heart and gut". Then what happens is they post, and later it turns out they were wrong

this mania driven cycle repeats over and over, and we must brain-storm away to great rid of this horrible condition these posters suffer from.
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Should Jupiter be brighter than Mars, if it was Mars on the screen?


Have you considered that Mars maybe receiving a blast of energy from (the further away) Jupiter. Myself I will wait to see what the solar charts do come the end of the month, once Jupiter is out from behind Mars and Mercury.
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yes, Jupiter should be brighter, its the brightness its supposed to be

Jupiter comes right after venus in brightness. Mars is small, very small
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Urantian - its ok - See a psychologist and a neurological doctor - find a good one. Its ok, Urantian, Its ok, we do know for sure there is an ET presence and everyone is working hard for disclosure and first contact, we may not have needed jupiter ignition - its ok urantian, you are going to be ok.

uhh I would recommed a psychiatrist. Needs lots of crazy pills
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I'm thinking shock therapy myself.

Damn that reminds me I gotta put new batteries in the cattle prod ;-)
If we don't help each other who will

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UP take a valium (take several) and wait til March...LOL
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No, shock therapy just causes side effects.

the message board posters who keep posting thigns that end up being false because they suffer from mania and brain chemical imbalances should maybe try the drug Trileptal and see a psychologist and work on not getting delusional. If the trileptal causes side effects they dont like, they should stop it and just continue to work on themselves without meds


they need to learn and realize the endorphin and dopamine overflow in the brain causes they to act all batshit and post false shit over and over that turns out being wrong. they mistake this for "feeling the truth in my intuition" , then the posts are always wrong anyway

they need to learn to slow down and think more critically.
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No, shock therapy just causes side effects.

the message board posters who keep posting thigns that end up being false because they suffer from mania and brain chemical imbalances should maybe try the drug Trileptal and see a psychologist and work on not getting delusional. If the trileptal causes side effects they dont like, they should stop it and just continue to work on themselves without meds


they need to learn and realize the endorphin and dopamine overflow in the brain causes they to act all batshit and post false shit over and over that turns out being wrong. they mistake this for "feeling the truth in my intuition" , then the posts are always wrong anyway

they need to learn to slow down and think more critically.
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OP this applies to 80% + of people in GLP. They all "know" they are right about their favourite conspiracy; yet they are all just as deluded.
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No, shock therapy just causes side effects.

the message board posters who keep posting thigns that end up being false because they suffer from mania and brain chemical imbalances should maybe try the drug Trileptal and see a psychologist and work on not getting delusional. If the trileptal causes side effects they dont like, they should stop it and just continue to work on themselves without meds


they need to learn and realize the endorphin and dopamine overflow in the brain causes they to act all batshit and post false shit over and over that turns out being wrong. they mistake this for "feeling the truth in my intuition" , then the posts are always wrong anyway

they need to learn to slow down and think more critically.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 618283

OP this applies to 80% + of people in GLP. They all "know" they are right about their favourite conspiracy; yet they are all just as deluded.
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I believe that Video was actually posted by one of GLP own AC's who goes by the name UP or Unplugged.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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yes, Jupiter should be brighter, its the brightness its supposed to be

Jupiter comes right after venus in brightness. Mars is small, very small
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Should Jupiter be brighter than Mars, if it was Mars on the screen?
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I like where this thread is going -- calling the Inverse Square law a FRAUD.

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I mean, what do you expect. this is what happens. This is what happens when you mix a low IQ, lack of knowledge with neurochemical based mania and Asperger's Syndrome.

You mix all those things together, and you are undoubtedly going to get message board posters posting wrong things over and over and over, in a cyclic fashion that keeps going on and on and on.

We need for this to end and for everyone to be well. Physically well, emotionally well and MENTALLY/COGNITIVELY well. Otherwise this kind of behavior and posting will just keep continuing and act as unintentional disinformation.
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And the OP proves once again that he doesn't understand the inverse square law. Here's a hint again OP. As the distance INCREASES, the brightness DECREASES. You seem to be having trouble with that concept. Of course that is the classic tell of a troll.

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That's not Jupiter. It would not be that far from Mars. See this site to see where Jupiter and Mars are supposed to according to official charts:

[link to www.skyandtelescope.com]

Jupiter is supposed to be right next to Mars and not so far above it.

Once again that is NOT Jupiter.
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
And the OP proves once again that he doesn't understand the inverse square law. Here's a hint again OP. As the distance INCREASES, the brightness DECREASES. You seem to be having trouble with that concept. Of course that is the classic tell of a troll.

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Jupiter was at its maximum distance and is now getting slightly closer and closer

go look press the orbits tab on skyviewcafe.com

what you are posting has nothing to do with anything and you may also need a doctor.

Jupiter was seen through telescope, spotted from Australia, has not ignited into a sun, and is now gradually getting closer, not farther from the earth.

why you are posting unrelated things then saying "this supports me, you are a troll" i dont understand. thats very bizarre.
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That's not Jupiter. It would not be that far from Mars. See this site to see where Jupiter and Mars are supposed to according to official charts:

[link to www.skyandtelescope.com]

Jupiter is supposed to be right next to Mars and not so far above it.

Once again that is NOT Jupiter.
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No, that Was Jupiter and two of its moons.

as more time passes, it will rise earlier and earlier before then sun does, and everyone will get to see if it has ignited into a sun or not

after this occurs, will you shut up and consider what i said about mania-driven message board posts?
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That's not Jupiter. It would not be that far from Mars. See this site to see where Jupiter and Mars are supposed to according to official charts:

[link to www.skyandtelescope.com]

Jupiter is supposed to be right next to Mars and not so far above it.

Once again that is NOT Jupiter.
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The moon would also not be where it is in the video. Sorry, that isn't Jupiter.
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There is a reason Astronomy USED to be a required HighSchool course, so people at least were smart enough to go out an know how to LOOK FOR THEMSELVES.
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Re: Jupiter was found on Telescope and put on youtube, it did not ignite. WORRIED about GLP MEMBER Urantian. Get Well Soon !!
That's not Jupiter. It would not be that far from Mars. See this site to see where Jupiter and Mars are supposed to according to official charts:

[link to www.skyandtelescope.com]

Jupiter is supposed to be right next to Mars and not so far above it.

Once again that is NOT Jupiter.


The moon would also not be where it is in the video. Sorry, that isn't Jupiter.
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how are you making these determinations?...

even your own link you provided shows the data in the video to be accurate...are you just making this stuff up to stir the pot?
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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That is Punisher.

No logic or knowledge works on him.
He knows only what he believes, nothing more.

He is convinced we live on a flat planet and that there are no other planets.

He thinks God made this record shaped planet for us, and nothing more.

He is beyond any professional help.




And I am not being kooky, he really believes it.
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618224 is punisher.

Just to end any confusion.

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