When TSHF will women have sex with me for rotten potatoes?

they won't even have sex with you for fresh potatoes

They wont ever have sex with you. Period.

stock up on

girl makeup
victoria secret panties & bras
nail polish/fake nails

and anything hip and trendy that girls use

and you will be a mad max pimp...

for trannies

You hang around the wrong kind of girls....

Will there be panic sex nymphos just laying in a ditch on the side of the road banging every one?

Potatoes or wemen ?

Go fuck a potato , I stay with the wemen ...

Stock on cows wile you can !

OP,

I'l bet that your so ugly that you have to sneak up on a mirror.

Except you, yes.

lol@thread

the_traveler first time i see you post...

:wtf3333:

stick the rotton popato in your ass and you will think it's your boyfriend's wangchung

Haven't been around here in quite a while...

Or you could just fall on a potato while hanging the curtains naked.

nope

OP, tampax and chocolate would give you much much better odds with the ladies of the apocalypse.

No, but a full roll of toilet paper might score you a BJ

No I'm not ugly. I look like James Dean. Probably his reincarnation. So back to the subject at hand. I'm going to be the apocalytpo pimpin pedro and have a shack set up on the side of the road where you can trade your goods for some leg action.

Stick the potato down your pants... I hear that impresses the ladies.

Make sure it's in the front though.

Women having sex with anybody who gives them a rock of crack or money to buy same, indicates there will always be women willing to have sex with anyone who meets their price.

Dinner and a movie, rock of crack, line of coke

same same

male friend going through a divorce once said:
"If women didn't have p*, there'd be a price on their heads."
I replied:
"The price is on the right part already."

Point in fact however and all jokes aside.

Yes.

Well, fresh potatoes anyway. Or dried beans, canned food and so on.

Huh? No no. Should anyone even start suggesting sex get seriously swapped for food I hope knives come out to hunt down bitches spouting that shit.

Not you of course "Dancer (unchained)" or November Underground since I know how naive you are sometimes.
:naiveZeltr:


Last Edited by ALeopardSanctuary on 03/24/2009 06:04 AM

For a happy life with your new woman - stock up on good food, alcohol, have a warm bed, and a swimming hole, lol.

We like swimming holes.

I suppose if the shit is really hitting the fan you won't even have to give them potatoes. If you have a gun with bullets in it, that's probably all you'll need.

We do!






total body immersion has been my requirement since I first discoverd tshtf
;)