When Jesus appears in the sky amid loud booms and swirling lights, a bright cloud will come down to Earth and gather up you true believers. Then, the cloud will lift up and fly away, leaving the rest of us pagans all to ourselves on the Earth. I, for one, encourage you to look for Jesus in the sky and to get yourself onto that cloud no matter what. I have already decided that I definitely do not want to go where you're going. Leave us an Earth absent of all true believers. That sounds like heaven to me.