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The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF

 
Crash the System
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02/25/2009 03:57 PM
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The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
Giving up your credit card isn't enough. Everytime you get paid, withdraw the money in cash. Do not ever make any electronic payments or use written cheques. Banks abhor cash, they loath it, they want to get away with fraud in the e-universe. Using only cash forces them to adhere to reserve requirements. They cannot sustain themselves if they have to maintain reserve requirements. That's their fault for being scammers.

And last but not least, when you withdraw cash, ALWAYS ask for the money in the lowest denominations, like 10s or 20s, I don't think they'll go as low as 5. It pisses them off and feels good in your hand. If you ask for 100 dollar bills or higher, that defeats the purpose. Let the system crash and reboot the sound way.
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02/25/2009 04:10 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
The banks are so reserve starved, last time I walked in, they threw a hissy fit when I asked for 2000 in cash, saying I should order it at least 48 hours in advance. If I was a millionaire, they'd easily comply, but I'm not. So usually when they tell me to order in advance, at the counter I'll be like "What?? I'm only asking for 2000, you guys should be able to conjure up the funds I'm sure? It's my money!" then they get all nervous and comply. Try it. Some banks are so cheap.
bill shitters

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02/25/2009 04:16 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
i had the same problem once asked for a 1000 they said same stuff i told them if you not comply with my wishes to remove my money i will just take it all out and join the bank over the road
after that it was oh we dont have to go that far and i left with what i asked for
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02/25/2009 04:33 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
i had the same problem once asked for a 1000 they said same stuff i told them if you not comply with my wishes to remove my money i will just take it all out and join the bank over the road
after that it was oh we dont have to go that far and i left with what i asked for
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I hope you asked for 20s. I'll bet if all customers walked in and cashed their cheques into 20s, it would flush out their in-branch reserves by the end of the week. They'd have to go crying to the central banks all the time.
bill shitters

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02/25/2009 05:12 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
when i had this happen there was a litle wall in berlin
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bill shitters

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02/25/2009 05:40 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
dont know of what laws get in the way of this but just refuse to buy insurance bring threm down and the rest of the sys goes tits up
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02/25/2009 06:13 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
misdoubt
Lemoning

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02/25/2009 06:37 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
I once got asked for ID to take £300 out of my bank.
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02/25/2009 11:09 PM
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Re: The easiest, most simplistic way for everybody to cause the STHTF
They ID me too if I want to withdraw a lumpsum of about a G. Guess that makes sense though.





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