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why do animal like to eat marijuana?

 
Anonymous Coward
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why do animal like to eat marijuana?
my dogs always come to me looking for a handout when I get my weed out.

I've tried growing weed in the woods but on several occasions I have caught squirrels and birds ravaging my plants.

why do they eat weed?

for nutritional purposes? or do they just like to get high like the rest of us?
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02/27/2009 11:38 AM
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Maybe both. Cats like catnip and we know that makes them happy.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
chimps like zanax 1dunno1
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
They also like to sniff each others 'toilet parts'.


....go figure...
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
they like to get high and they can sense when humans are high.

If a dog finds your weed make sure u give him a little or he might hump the shit out of you. i found out the hard way. fucking pitbull.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
My wifes' dog (Shih Tzu) once ate almost an ounce, then passed out for almost twelve hours. She was going to take it to the emergency vet until we figured out what he'd done.

He recovered with no apparent long term effect.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
They also like to sniff each others 'toilet parts'.


....go figure...
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So do humans...lol
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02/27/2009 12:17 PM
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
I think they just want to get high.
I have 2 cats, and they are in love with MJ.
They used to eat it fresh from the bush, but then I inserted a lock on my growing cab :D
And everytime I leave my stash on table or some other location that is easily accessed, weed gets lost in a blink of an eye.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
I think they just want to get high.
I have 2 cats, and they are in love with MJ.
They used to eat it fresh from the bush, but then I inserted a lock on my growing cab :D
And everytime I leave my stash on table or some other location that is easily accessed, weed gets lost in a blink of an eye.
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Without weed they would not be able to recognize the existence of Chocolate chip cookies, oreos or Cheetos...lol
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
chimps like zanax 1dunno1
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cow ouch!
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
The THC. Duh. ;)
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512476



You're fucking retared, broseph.

Vertibrate Animals are very similar to humans.. including their digestive system.

Im sure they would rather me make butter for them and feed them biscuits though.

And usually alot of animals will know if its toxic before they sniff it out.
Animals have been eating mary jane since before you or whoever wrote that little piece of crap.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
On that rare occassion, the dog loves it. Sniffs it, tries to bite the smoke. Then she does the dog laugh, and rolls on her back kicking her legs, skoots around laughing. then she curls her tail , the happy thing and runs off to bother the cat. Funny.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Bears in the wild will eat berries that are partialy rotten in preference to those which are not - the slightly bad ones have naturally occuring alchohol in them and the bears will often eat enough to get falling asleep drunk!

Natural intoxicants - even nature wants us to enjoy life every so often. People making sytheitc and processed shit - recipe for disaster.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
birds specially the hummingbirds came around me every time I smoke pot at the window. It is obvious they like the smoke...
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
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it doesnt say marijuannaon your refference page mate where u gettin ur info from
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512476



putin
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
They also like to sniff each others 'toilet parts'.


....go figure...
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What's a "toilet part" you fucking queer?
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Total bullshit, I had a dog that would eat any weed she could get her pot stealing paws on.

Would get blasted every chance she could, would even come sit next to you when you smoked.

she would get so messed up she couldn't walk and it never had any Ill effects on her. ever !

she lived to be 15 and died because someone left the door open and she got hit by a car.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Animals showed us the way wich plants were medicinal.
Thats how modrn medicine evolved.

I think your pet has stomack acke
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
I had this mongrel pup that got into my weed stash when she was about two months old; ate a lot of it, got high, passed out. From then on you had to watch the weed because she would eat it if you left it out, she loved the stuff. She also knew she would get in trouble from me if she ate my stash.

I used to carry joints in between the paper and foil lining of cigarette packs; one day I left a pack with a joint in it out in the back yard. When I went to get it I found she had neatly slit the cellophane and paper open with a tooth and had eaten the joint. She didn't get yelled at that time, I just had to laugh.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
hemp has many health benefits. Very nutritious. Buddha lived off 1 hemp seed a day
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Reindeer and Magic Mushrooms

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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512476

I know 4 people died from that "good shit"
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Modrn medicine is based on knowledge obtained by observing animals eat medicinal plants when they are ill.
Animals have a good instinct for finding plants that can cure them.
And nobody ever died from marihuana, it must have been "dirty" weed
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
My friend had a cat who loved to get high with em, they would blow smoke in its face. Whenever you cracked a bag of weed open it would come running from across the house and start begging for it. After it got its fix it would fall asleep on top of this CRT monitor he had.
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
i once had a dog sniffed out my primo stash in a film can and ate up the weed chewed up can while i napped
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512476

Nature is the animals supermarket.
Do you think god would allow them to walk,fly etc around poisioning themselves willy nilly.
They are very versed in toxic & non-toxic-just a little gift from above!
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
cos the gods must be crazy:)
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Re: why do animal like to eat marijuana?
Marijuana is TOXIC to animals!!

It WILL cause long term harm,,,even if they do

initially survive consuming it!!


From: [link to www.sniksnak.com]


Marijuana: Because I've received numerous emails in the past inquiring if marijuana is toxic to animals, I will make a separate notation of the plant here. All parts of the marijuana plant are toxic to animals. Your pet may suffer from digestive upset, depression, and respiratory depression. If your pet is alert, induce vomiting. Call your veterinarian immediately and observe for symptoms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512476
What if the animal inhales the smoke. not saying your right becasue my dog has been eatin the shit since before you were born but im just wondering if you have an answer to that.



You're fucking retared, broseph.

Vertibrate Animals are very similar to humans.. including their digestive system.

Im sure they would rather me make butter for them and feed them biscuits though.

And usually alot of animals will know if its toxic before they sniff it out.
Animals have been eating mary jane since before you or whoever wrote that little piece of crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 619253

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