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WineGod

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Confucius:

"Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger"

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Let me say to you, gentle stranger, in case you ever block it out, you are loved, and very much so by me.
Leo
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Let it be Fun and Exciting is in fact our command to let this good and right thing be so.
It is done.
Amen!
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.


The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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-If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - M.H. Alderson

...and for all those aspiring dieters:

-Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. - AUTH UNKNOWN

-If you always do what you always did, You'll always get what you always got. - AUTH UNKNOWN
Bob Saget

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"And so it begins..."
union

The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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03/02/2009 05:24 AM
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“Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.”

~ Cleopatra
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03/02/2009 05:36 AM
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And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin The Eagles
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03/02/2009 05:40 AM
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Do not kill the piano player. He was only trying his best. Oscar Wild

I have nothing to declare but my own genius. Oscar Wild at customs

Lady you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober. Winston Churchill after a lady stated he was drunk
Bob Saget

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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."


Winston Churchill
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."


Winston Churchill
 Quoting: Bob Saget



At least I got his name right.
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We're so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value that we forget the inner value, the rapture that is associated with being alive, is what it is all about.
Joseph Campbell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
Joseph Campbell

Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls.
Joseph Campbell


I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
Joseph Campbell

I don't have to have faith, I have experience.
Joseph Campbell

It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
Joseph Campbell

Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it. The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be. Being alive is the meaning.
Joseph Campbell

Love is a friendship set to music.
Joseph Campbell

Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.
Joseph Campbell

One way or another, we all have to find what best fosters the flowering of our humanity in this contemporary life, and dedicate ourselves to that.
Joseph Campbell

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.
Joseph Campbell

Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world. We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to live in joy.
Joseph Campbell

The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.
Joseph Campbell

The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
Joseph Campbell

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Joseph Campbell
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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“True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.”

~ Akhenaton
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03/02/2009 06:49 AM
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The truth is a lie.
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The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.

"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon

The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.

Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.

Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.

Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them.

The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.

To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.

Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.

Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you
was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, You are the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.

No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be
fair.

Don't be afraid of fear, let it be afraid of you...
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
MysticSky

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The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. ~ Kahlil Gibran
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Chuckles the Clown
"A little song, and little dance, a little seltzer down the pants."

Buckeroo Banzaii
"No matter where you go, there you are."
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03/02/2009 09:06 AM
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Peace is Patriotic
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"Fuck the Drama Roll a Bomba"
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"Only new joy will overcome old pain." ~ Sufi tradition

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Cayce: “… The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea. …. then we may know it has begun …”. www.near-death.com/experiences/cayce11.html
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"Be kind, for everyone you know is fighting a hard battle" - Plato
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"Those who are at peace in their hearts already are in the Great Shelter of life." ~ Hopi Prophecy
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"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."- Clarence Darrow
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading
it." -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
Joqui (OP)

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Here's more qoutable insults that I thought were worthy of mention:

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
Joqui (OP)

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Exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," which he replied, "Maddam, If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

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"He heared ya pa". The Kentuckian.
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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Joqui (OP)

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What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler
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What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley
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If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it.

Dalai Lama
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"The World id full of Kings and Queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams..."

Ronnie James Dio
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A liberal is anyone who really believes they can pick up a turd by the "clean end".
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God is dead --Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead --God

Makes me laugh out loud everytime!

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