What does it mean when you wake up naked when you clearly remember going to bed with clothes on??

Does your butt hurt?

Amnesia.

Ambrosia

Any sticky substance leaking from your butt?

no, no rape symptoms at all. just clothes off and me thinking ´wtf?"

IT means you need to lay off the sauce and hit an A.A meeting.

Organ hijackers drugged you and removed one of your kidneys. Harvested organs bring big bucks on the black market.

You were abducted and had sex with Xtraterrestrials Or:
You were abducted and abused for gen xperiments.
Or you´re just kidding.
Or drunk?
Or denying you have slept with someone because you were educated by puritans.

I woke up naked a few times.

Why dont you experiment? You could get one of those all in one boiler suits and put your jamas on underneath to see what happens.
Or you could celetape one eye open to keep an eye on things LOL

1. where did you find your clothes?
2. was it hot in your bedroom? (as in temperature)
3. where had u been prior to going to sleep?
(hottie put roofies in your drink?)
4. any ...liquid substance...in your sheets?


IN SHORT, NEED MORE INFO.!!

sleepwalking behavior

Does your butthole loose its dryness on the bead sheets over night?
When you squeeze your cheeks together does your butthole not feel tight?
If you dream your goin potty, well you know that just aint right.
Does your bummy get a work out on the bed sheets overnight.

I´ve woken up naked in my roommates bed before.
Really made me wonder.
At least she wasn´t there

they removed his kidneys FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW?

At least you did not wake up in Vegas.

no, not in a row, actually spread out over a month or so. If it was too hot I would have just turned the AC a little bit cooler. No liquid, or anything. Clothes actually thrown across the room. I don´t have a history of sleepwalking , and those nights I didn´t remember any dreams.

odd. well there isn´t anymore information I can give you. I live alone, (well not alone, but I slept alone those nites, with no one else home). There´s nothing you can say, there are many possibilities so I guess it ends here then..

Stop drinking so much.

I dont drink. I do remmeber once before going to bed thinking to myself "ok I better not wake up naked" and in the next morning I did.

Smell your fingers next time.

What were you thinking before going to bed those nights?

I dunno. Im done!!

C´ya!

LMAO AC1153 and Phoam. I woke up naked once after I drank half a bottle of tequila and half a bottle of jack the night before though the only other times there was also a naked woman in my bed.

Phoam do you live in a dorm? Hope you dont wake up naked too often. If you are in a frat, that is understandable though. Frat boys like to see their "brothers" naked.

Do you live with someone or are you all alone?

alone with, father, but he doesn´t stay about 5 times a week to go off with his g/f. which is why I was alone those nites.

I still think it may have something to do with what you were thinking and feeling before going to bed.

Someone said sleepwalking or somnambula. That´s it. People will also go to bed nude and wake up with something like their blue jeans on backwards.