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Farting is now a turn on!

 
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Farting is now a turn on!
Scientist have just discovered this. Men are turned on by the smell.

[link to www.newscientist.com]
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That smell make me sooooo hooooorny ! 99W mc-oma
Just passing thru.
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03/09/2009 12:31 AM
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i dont want men i want women!
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03/09/2009 01:00 AM
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Wimmen like it to. I always fart in my GFs face. Yeah you like smelling that fart, you fucking whore slut
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03/09/2009 01:31 AM
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Wimmen like it to. I always fart in my GFs face. Yeah you like smelling that fart, you fucking whore slut
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ROFL!!! Just woke up my roommate from laughing, LMFAO!!
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Wimmen like it to. I always fart in my GFs face. Yeah you like smelling that fart, you fucking whore slut
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5a
lol
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03/09/2009 01:46 AM
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...I must not be human then...
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bsflag If true,there would be some kind of homo fsd-fetish thing going on at the clubs.Hoses run thru glory holes-stuff like that.Or special butt sniffing apparel.
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bsflag If true,there would be some kind of homo fsd-fetish thing going on at the clubs.Hoses run thru glory holes-stuff like that.Or special butt sniffing apparel.
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1rof1
so VERY true
They'd be making a killing in porn videos about it too.
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03/09/2009 01:55 AM
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...wasn't it always?
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03/09/2009 02:01 AM
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This thread is...

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bsflag
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Wimmen like it to. I always fart in my GFs face. Yeah you like smelling that fart, you fucking whore slut
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You sick bastard. I hope she shits on your balls
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03/09/2009 10:59 PM
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No Thank You
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03/10/2009 12:13 AM
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Been brewing some up all day! Tonight should be interesting!!
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I'm glad there is enough money to pay scientists to stand around and study farts.

Y'know?
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03/10/2009 12:20 AM
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my bro had his fiancé's (now wife) head under the sheets to smell his fart. that is called a dutch oven.
"God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization
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Whew! It's getting Hot in here!
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All righty then....

I'll look for eau de ass at the perfume shop this holiday.....
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I just dumped my boyfriend because he farted with GLEE I might add, all the time. Didn't care when, didn't care infront of who, just let em rip...

I was so grossed out...I viewed him as filthy for being such a pig.
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I just dumped my boyfriend because he farted with GLEE I might add, all the time. Didn't care when, didn't care infront of who, just let em rip...

I was so grossed out...I viewed him as filthy for being such a pig.
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None the less you spend your time on farting threads. I believe we have just uncovered subliminal desires!
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03/10/2009 01:43 AM
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I just dumped my boyfriend because he farted with GLEE I might add, all the time. Didn't care when, didn't care infront of who, just let em rip...

I was so grossed out...I viewed him as filthy for being such a pig.

 Quoting: Shewolfe


I would be, too. It would start to turn you off COMPLETELY very soon.

Too turned off for sex and affection. "Grossness" will quickly kill a relationship.
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03/10/2009 01:56 AM
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It did turn me off, very much. I tried and tried to ignore it, or even to laugh it off to myself...but nothing worked. When he let them rip under my covers, I heard his butthole opening and closing. I tell ya, I was mortified!

That's not the only reason I left him, I am not that shallow. Maybe I am old school, but it's just so impolite, almost an insult if they do it like that.
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03/10/2009 01:59 AM
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maybe this explains morning wood. Morning farts and morning wood go hand in hand practically


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Scientist have just discovered this. Men are turned on by the smell.

[link to www.newscientist.com]
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so this explains the attraction men feel when fudge packing...
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It did turn me off, very much. I tried and tried to ignore it, or even to laugh it off to myself...but nothing worked. When he let them rip under my covers, I heard his butthole opening and closing. I tell ya, I was mortified!

That's not the only reason I left him, I am not that shallow. Maybe I am old school, but it's just so impolite, almost an insult if they do it like that.
 Quoting: Shewolfe


I don't find that shallow, only because it turns you (and me!) off SO MUCH that I literally would be turned off of sex and affection. Those two are so important in a balanced relationship, and if I'm not turned on and he's not changing his behavior, the relationship would suffer and die anyway.

And it is downright rude; within reason is fine. We all fart, but we can still be respectful of others.
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It did turn me off, very much. I tried and tried to ignore it, or even to laugh it off to myself...but nothing worked. When he let them rip under my covers, I heard his butthole opening and closing. I tell ya, I was mortified!

That's not the only reason I left him, I am not that shallow. Maybe I am old school, but it's just so impolite, almost an insult if they do it like that.


I don't find that shallow, only because it turns you (and me!) off SO MUCH that I literally would be turned off of sex and affection. Those two are so important in a balanced relationship, and if I'm not turned on and he's not changing his behavior, the relationship would suffer and die anyway.

And it is downright rude; within reason is fine. We all fart, but we can still be respectful of others.
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I couldn't agree with you more!

I will never forget those sounds. I felt like he must disrespect me and others to do that, in the way he did it.

He would fart, then laugh his head off. Nothing made him laugh, except the sounds of his own farts. Then he would laugh so hard from his belly.
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03/10/2009 11:24 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHH! SNORT THAT ANAL VAPOR YOU FUCKING HOAR!!!
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03/10/2009 11:32 PM
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if farting is a turn on, then a pap smear must be foreplay
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03/10/2009 11:35 PM
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Yeah baby! Farting ki
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my favorite recipe baked beans with a load of fresh garlic try it and BREATHE DEEP

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