Is this the dirtiest thing ever said on television?

Find something more dirty. I dare you. I double dare.

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night"

Leave it to beaver

lady with a cat: "would you like to pet my pussy?"

Johnny Carson: "Sure, move the cat"

the tonight show, mid 80's I think. cost johnny a goodish chunk of change.

It was Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Kevin Rudd said, "Political Shitstorm." I think that's dirty.

It was Rachel Welch. I saw it live when I was like 12. That would have been in about 1970. Johhney gotta away with alot for his time.
BTW, it was the funniest thing i ever saw to this day.

Rachel is sitting there being intervered by Johnney and you can tell he is distracted by the cat in her lap.
Rachel asks "Would you like to pet my pussy"
Johnney " Sure if you move that damn cat off your lap."

I think art deco is right, that it was Zsa Zsa G.

Nope. Snopes says it never happened. I also know it never happened. And it was supposed to have been Zsa Zsa in the early 70's. I watched Carson all the time in the 70's and 80's. Never happened. Not Zsa Zsa. Not Raquel. Not Dyan. Nada.

[link to www.snopes.com]

Nah uh!! REALLY?

Yes, he did say this. Not exactly a slew of filth. But okay.

This is an old one that too never happened. But I researched and found that in the episode "More Blessed to Give" from 1/24/63 that June said to Ward, "I hope you weren't too hard on the Beaver."

Hardly indicative of sexual escapades. But very suggestive nonetheless.

I tried to confirm this, but TVLand has suspended its streams of "Leave It To Beaver".

Gilligan had a boner on his island in a scene with Ginger.

thats downright filthy lol

Boneriffic!

Yes it was raquel. And also asked arnold palmer's wife if she did anything special before arnold played. She said yes, i kiss his balls. Jonny said wow bet that made his putter stand up. He was sued for both.

Haha. But if Snopes said it never happened, it never happened.

good one, remember the one with Mrs Arnold Palmer ?

also cost Johnny a bundle.

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snopes ? I saw it live !

...Yeah, SNOPES said 911 was not an inside job...

Pretty much anything on family guy beats all this shit.