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UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
what are they preparing us for?

new docu on Yellowstone on Sunday too!

eek!
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03/10/2009 05:06 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
'when I check into a hotel, I always ask for a room below the 6th floor'

'I'm always looking for a way out'

he carries a fucking smoke hood around with him FFS

and he counts the doors to the fire exit.

this man's a fucking nutter!

1rof1
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03/10/2009 05:08 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
hahaha i know, what a dick!
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
'when I first took the smoke hood home, and told her she needs to practice putting it on, she told me I was crazy!'

hahahahhahahahahaha

lols
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
seriously, wtf is the point of showcasing this man's chronic paranoia?

he needs help ffs.

lol
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
Ed spends FAR too much time around the whole fire scenario!!!
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
FFS
friendly fire syndrome!!
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
'he's even given it a name, FRIENDLY FIRE SYNDROME!'

1rof1
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
o shit 911 lol
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
friendly fire syndrome, are these guys for real?
Take your time folks, eat your fish and chips first.
WTF
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
duck and cover
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03/10/2009 05:12 PM
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they were shitting themselves Ed, what do you expect?

chuckle
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
oh noes - they were under attack from their gov and they wanted to go to the toilet!! yeh i think they probably shit themselves!!
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
can't see past the goatee myself.

what does Eds face look like?
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03/10/2009 05:14 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
ok my apologies everyone, i stupidly thought this program MAY have some real information - my mistake!
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03/10/2009 05:15 PM
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can't see past the goatee myself.

what does Eds face look like?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 631929


bit crispy?
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
looks like it might be close now though, getting serious for a second.

'always be on your guard'

'you never know when 'it' might happen'

it's OK BBC, message received and understood!

ohyeah
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03/10/2009 05:16 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
we may never know? we may never know!!

oh pullleeeeaze
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03/10/2009 05:17 PM
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ok my apologies everyone, i stupidly thought this program MAY have some real information - my mistake!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 631741

It is important OP, they are telling us to be afraid, don't make friends with the fire, run, don't walk, and you're not even safe eating your fish and chips!
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03/10/2009 05:19 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
ok my apologies everyone, i stupidly thought this program MAY have some real information - my mistake!

It is important OP, they are telling us to be afraid, don't make friends with the fire, run, don't walk, and you're not even safe eating your fish and chips!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574063


oh great here come health and safety nazis.....
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03/10/2009 05:20 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
oh fire friendly syndrome - its the killer shoes we have to be scared of!!
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03/10/2009 05:21 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
they are taking the fucking piss! all manner of explosions, drinking bleach, and even slipping! TOTAL DISASTER!
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03/10/2009 05:22 PM
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3 fell from trees!

moral of the story?
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03/10/2009 05:24 PM
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Hey OP you feckin twonk, the BBC has to be one of the most reliable sites that will broadcast self defense measures, why don't you post a link dickhead......
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03/10/2009 05:25 PM
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they are taking the fucking piss! all manner of explosions, drinking bleach, and even slipping! TOTAL DISASTER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574063


[link to www.darwinawards.com]
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
Hey OP you feckin twonk, the BBC has to be one of the most reliable sites that will broadcast self defense measures, why don't you post a link dickhead......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 632048


why dont you go find one...
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
Hey OP you feckin twonk, the BBC has to be one of the most reliable sites that will broadcast self defense measures, why don't you post a link dickhead......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 632048

this programme was made for you
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2009 05:26 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
link or stink noobs
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03/10/2009 05:27 PM
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

you couldve just asked nicely
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
Hey OP you feckin twonk, the BBC has to be one of the most reliable sites that will broadcast self defense measures, why don't you post a link dickhead......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 632048


haha, here's that TWONK Ed wearing his smoke hood!

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

1rof1
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Re: UK on BBC2 Horizon docu - HOW TO SURVIVE A DISASTER!!!
link or stink noobs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 632048



haha ........ noobs