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CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'

 
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CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
Apparently this fraternal group - whom Chuck has been a lifelong member of - are obseessed with the equilateral triangle and view it as their God whom they call TRI-AK-TON. As I understand it, TRI-AK-TON hails from the trinary star Alpha Centauri, he is described as being really tall in appearance and having a triangular shaped head, three tripod like legs and three eyes, and he once came to Earth in triangular shaped space-craft.

The 'TRIAKTIONS', as the call themselves, live their life by the triangle, and everything they do must be of a tripartite nature.

During their meetings every summer solstice in Triangle Temple, Texas, they must bow down before a 40ft equilateral triangle and ritually chant to it.

This highly secretive Order are also known as Sigma Delta Kappa -- it's affiliates must engage in threesomes and do everything in threes, as they believe that this creates a state of energetic balance within their lives and thus brings forth prosperity.
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Columbia TRISTAR have produced many of Chuck's movies, aswell as Walker Texas Ranger, because The Order of the Triangle own Tristar pictures.
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There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX.
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There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX.
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A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle.
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There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX.


A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle.
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Your 'reliable' contact is telling you a story about an imaginary town.
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There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX.


A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle.


Your 'reliable' contact is telling you a story about an imaginary town.
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No, Triangle Temple is a very secretive place. You won't find it on a map.
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Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL

Some folks believe any old shit lol.
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Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL

Some folks believe any old shit lol.
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You sure had everyone fooled.
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Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL

Some folks believe any old shit lol.
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Well, he might very well be down with the TRIADS.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL

Some folks believe any old shit lol.


You sure had everyone fooled.
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LOL I managed to rack up over a hunred hits within the first ten minutes of posting.
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I don't know about this Triangle, but Chuck Norris IS a christian religious right-wing zealot.
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Go to Google, type in "find Chuck Norris" and click "feeling lucky" instead of the regular search.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
LOL I managed to rack up over a hunred hits within the first ten minutes of posting.
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And now take care of your boner.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
Do you mean like Delta Force?
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Do you mean like Delta Force?
 Quoting: Gaius Germaincus

TRI DELTA KAPPA
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
Norris belongs to the group, "will suck ass for a buck."

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