Chuck Norris is a Member of a Secret Organization Called 'the Order of The Triangle'

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CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE'
TRI-CHUCK-ANGLE User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Apparently this fraternal group - whom Chuck has been a lifelong member of - are obseessed with the equilateral triangle and view it as their God whom they call TRI-AK-TON. As I understand it, TRI-AK-TON hails from the trinary star Alpha Centauri, he is described as being really tall in appearance and having a triangular shaped head, three tripod like legs and three eyes, and he once came to Earth in triangular shaped space-craft. The 'TRIAKTIONS', as the call themselves, live their life by the triangle, and everything they do must be of a tripartite nature. During their meetings every summer solstice in Triangle Temple, Texas, they must bow down before a 40ft equilateral triangle and ritually chant to it. This highly secretive Order are also known as Sigma Delta Kappa -- it's affiliates must engage in threesomes and do everything in threes, as they believe that this creates a state of energetic balance within their lives and thus brings forth prosperity.

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Columbia TRISTAR have produced many of Chuck's movies, aswell as Walker Texas Ranger, because The Order of the Triangle own Tristar pictures.
JohnnyCarcinogen User ID: 622113 United States 03/12/2009 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Link? There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Link? There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle.
JohnnyCarcinogen User ID: 622113 United States 03/12/2009 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Link? There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX. A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633430 Your 'reliable' contact is telling you a story about an imaginary town. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Link? There's a Triangle, Texas and a Temple, TX, but no Triangle Temple, TX. A very reliable contact of mine is a practising scientologist, he let me into the secrets of this Order, and he even shown me pictures of Chuck kneeling before the giant triangle. Your 'reliable' contact is telling you a story about an imaginary town. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen No, Triangle Temple is a very secretive place. You won't find it on a map.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 509737 United States 03/12/2009 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' [link to homepage.mac.com]

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL Some folks believe any old shit lol.
JohnnyCarcinogen User ID: 622113 United States 03/12/2009 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL Some folks believe any old shit lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633430 You sure had everyone fooled. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Jackinthebox User ID: 602033 United States 03/12/2009 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL Some folks believe any old shit lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633430 Well, he might very well be down with the TRIADS. When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" -Revelation 6:5, 6:6
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633430 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Well, infact, you won't find Triangle Temple anywhere, becuse I made the entire thing up LOL Some folks believe any old shit lol. You sure had everyone fooled. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen LOL I managed to rack up over a hunred hits within the first ten minutes of posting.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 592518 United States 03/12/2009 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' I don't know about this Triangle, but Chuck Norris IS a christian religious right-wing zealot.
Jackinthebox User ID: 602033 United States 03/12/2009 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Go to Google, type in "find Chuck Norris" and click "feeling lucky" instead of the regular search. When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" -Revelation 6:5, 6:6

Anonymous Coward User ID: 633483 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano read more » Chuck Norris Jokes 427 comments 167136 reads Chuck Norris One Liner Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris You dont find chuck norris, Chuck Norris finds you! Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informed Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris. read more » Chuck Norris Jokes One Liner Jokes 36 comments 11541 reads Chuck Norris One Liners Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. read more » Chuck Norris Jokes One Liner Jokes 27 comments 11917 reads More Chuck Norris Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical. Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, "I don't trust doctors." He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room. Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com
Anonymous Coward User ID: 633269 Germany 03/12/2009 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' LOL I managed to rack up over a hunred hits within the first ten minutes of posting. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633430 And now take care of your boner.
Gaius Germaincus User ID: 603416 United States 03/12/2009 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Do you mean like Delta Force? Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 633483 United Kingdom 03/12/2009 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Do you mean like Delta Force? Quoting: Gaius Germaincus TRI DELTA KAPPA
Anonymous Coward User ID: 633508 United States 03/12/2009 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS A MEMBER OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED 'THE ORDER OF THE TRIANGLE' Norris belongs to the group, "will suck ass for a buck."
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