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Dihydrogen Monoxide Coverup IN ALL WATER SUPPLIES WTF!!! PLEASE PIN!!!!

 
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Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO:


Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

Research conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide. Although his results are preliminary, Zohner believes people need to pay closer attention to the information presented to them regarding Dihydrogen Monoxide. He adds that if more people knew the truth about DHMO then studies like the one he conducted would not be necessary.

A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers Patrick K. McCluskey and Matthew Kulick also found that nearly 90 percent of the citizens participating in their study were willing to sign a petition to support an outright ban on the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the United States.
Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?
Good question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.

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This joke was old years ago.
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chuckle
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This joke was old years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 201927

You can debunk and shill all you want but the truth will get out, I will not stand for your TPTB shilling.
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chuckle
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Laughing will not stop the truth from being known.
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Debunk WATER? SHILL WATER? MMMMMKKKKKK!
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Come on man.....its just about water. I mean really...

Its a joke that was old a while ago.
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Thread title is redundant=fail

you wouldn't say coca cola coverup IN ALL COCA COLA SUPPLIES.

That would just be gay.

One is to assume the first item is NOT the same as the second because only a retard would make a redundant sentence like that.

Oh...and it's just plain old.
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Thread title is redundant=fail

you wouldn't say coca cola coverup IN ALL COCA COLA SUPPLIES.

That would just be gay.

One is to assume the first item is NOT the same as the second because only a retard would make a redundant sentence like that.

Oh...and it's just plain old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 364900

LOL! didnt even think of it that way. "water coverup in all water supplies." LOL!
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Thread title is redundant=fail

you wouldn't say coca cola coverup IN ALL COCA COLA SUPPLIES.

That would just be gay.

One is to assume the first item is NOT the same as the second because only a retard would make a redundant sentence like that.

Oh...and it's just plain old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 364900

some of us know the truth that there are shills for TPTB
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hiding
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So many wanted to ban this
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Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
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HELP!!! I"M BREATHING IN DINITROGEN MiXED WITH DIOXYGEN!!!! IS THIS SAFE!!!!!??!??!?
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Take a long walk off a short pier and fall into the Dihydrogen monoxide, please.
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laughDihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)otherwise known as H2O!
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This joke was old years ago.

You can debunk and shill all you want but the truth will get out, I will not stand for your TPTB shilling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598


Exactly. Sodium Chloride is even more dangerous. Ban it!
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HELP!!! I"M BREATHING IN DINITROGEN MiXED WITH DIOXYGEN!!!! IS THIS SAFE!!!!!??!??!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107390


Stop immediately or you'll die!!!
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide Coverup IN ALL WATER SUPPLIES WTF!!! PLEASE PIN!!!!

You basically tossed a baby covered with barbeque sauce in front of a pack of starving jackals.
What sort of posts were you expecting?

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