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DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?

 
Anonymous Coward
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DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Bible people, did Jesus smoke bud?
Any mention of it in the Bible?
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No you fucking idiot. Drop dead.
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03/17/2009 04:39 PM
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some say that anointing oil was actually hash oil.
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"to break bread with" is a hebrew metaphor for puff puff pass.
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Check this out, an Orthodox Jewish friend of mine says that Solomon's Temple was often filled with the fragrance
of the bud!
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03/17/2009 04:47 PM
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he smoked blunts and cock
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
John 20
22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them,
and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost.

afro
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nah he prefers meth..
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Probably not, Wine was the "weed" of His day. He did turn six; twenty gallon barrels of water into six; twenty gallon barrels of fine wine though at a wedding.
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Bible people, did Jesus smoke bud?
Any mention of it in the Bible?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 497757

Stealing Ralphie Mays' material? Shame on you.
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Possibly. He spent most of his adult life in India. The True Jesus Christ never touched alcohol. Ever.

He was also a vegetarian and very much in touch and worked hard to lessen the misery and suffering of women.

I reckon he may have been a bit of an opium freak.
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Of course he smoked weed.
He ate lots of space cakes to. afro
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probably. i know He does now.
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
John 20
22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them,
and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost.

afro
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The question has been answered!

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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Possibly. He spent most of his adult life in India. The True Jesus Christ never touched alcohol. Ever.

He was also a vegetarian and very much in touch and worked hard to lessen the misery and suffering of women.

I reckon he may have been a bit of an opium freak.
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Who else preaches turn the other cheek, and wanders to crucification without complaining?

"What, crucify me? Cool, man..." afro
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if you had to be the spiritual leader / babysitter for the original 13 conspiracy nuts , of course you would get high to deal with it. pick 13 random glpers to be your apostles and you'd be inhaling for glory before noon .
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I know without a doubt,he dose.But that just me.All good things come from God and for our pleasure.It most certainly is a gift from our Father.As far as did I couln't expound.
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04/08/2009 06:51 PM
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Bible people, did Jesus smoke bud?
Any mention of it in the Bible?
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Yeppers! Check out the following website - very enlightening.

[link to www.cannabisculture.com]
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Bible people, did Jesus smoke bud?
Any mention of it in the Bible?
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he coated himself in the oils, much better high that smoking it, but costly as hell by todays standards.
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
John 20
22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them,
and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost.

afro


The question has been answered!

seal
 Quoting: Krisclin


No wonder he's running late in his 2nd coming.. he's chillin around a bong out there somewhere.. He must've smoked weed..!
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No you fucking idiot. Drop dead.
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Who promotes peace and love?
The pot smoker.

Who promotes killing and death?
The people that dont smoke pot.

/hmmmmmm
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I wake up praisin
God everday
I wanna smoke some weed
and roll me a j
thank ya jesus
thank ya lord
for lettin me live another say

hell yes He did...er yes He did!
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Bible people, did Jesus smoke bud?
Any mention of it in the Bible?



Yeppers! Check out the following website - very enlightening.

[link to www.cannabisculture.com]
 Quoting: Rev. Stargazer

thanks i will read later
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04/08/2009 06:59 PM
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12 gay men around a table with somes buds yeah seem logical
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04/08/2009 06:59 PM
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I think he did.

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Be brave young warriors in truth.


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Maybe that's what happened when he floated away to heaven, and sat down on the most high
Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave
..but I'm still right here, giving blood, keeping faith, and I'm still right here.

If at first you dont succeed...just keep suckin'

Even if you lock me up & throw away the key, my face can still breakout!
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no he didn't smoke weed, anointing oil was olive oil get a brain people
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Yeah mon! afro Pick up your cross and bong and follow me mon! afro
I turn water into reefer mon! afro
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Spirit * Man !

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Weed makes a person feel more connected to God. Closer to God.

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---V---
Man's symbiotic connection with the cosmos will be known and there is nothing which can stop that knowing. Because everything we all do everyday helps confirm that truth. It is just that we haven't reached the pinnacle of where it leads. But we will soon enough. We will either live or die with that knowledge. Between Heaven and Earth is us.

Be brave young warriors in truth.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Only a miracle will save us now.


All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer
German philosopher (1788 - 1860)
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Re: DID JESUS SMOKE WEED?
Yes he did, where do you think the expression "Holy Smoke" came from.

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