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Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?

 
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03/17/2009 10:41 PM
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Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
So it was about 1995. I was really into all them new ager books back then. I couldn't put them down. I would read 4 books at a time. Spamron McSpiel Aivanhov, ruth montgomery, edgar cayce, ashtar and the galactic command type stuff. Anyways, i read that if you ask the ET's for a meeting they would do it.

For about 9 days straight in '95 I was having astral projections. OBE's. Fun stuff. Oh ya I was reading Carlos castanadnda at the time. The art of dreaming.

Anyways in one... dream... I woke up floating in my tree in the front yard. I could feel the calm cool breeze on me and the smell of pine. I felt fully awake, yet I could not move. I closed my eyes because I was scared and when I reopened them I was at the edge of the river that goes through my town. There were around 12 others with me. We all looked at eachother like... wtf? And then I thought. This would be a perfect time for a UFO to appear. And low and behold. It did.

It was around the size of the bus. Smaller though. I could not see what it was made of because it was illuminated. I remember there was a building up on the bank a small distance away. If I ever see that building I would recognize it in a sec. We all looked at this and one guy said to me. Are we in a dream? I said, I don't think so.

Then the door of the craft opened from the side. Right at the center. It looked like an escaped pod. Or morks egg craft from the inside. It looked cramped. Then all of a sudden I noticed I was carrying a bottle. Wine bottle size. There was something in it.

We all carried our bottles and each put them in his ship.

I thought I would ask this guy what was in the bottle. So I did. And then WHAM!! I fell straight to the ground. I couldn't move at all. My eyes were open and I could see my breath disturbing the sand and tiny rocks in front of my face after each breath. And he was talking to me. In my mind. And then the disturbing visions entered my mind. He showed me a memory of what just happened before he arrived.

I was laying on a table when these 3 hot robed women came out. Instant hard on. Then they started removing their robes. I could see boobs. I was aroused. And feeling I was about to get lucky. Until they dropped their robes to the floor and revealed their crotch.

Well I tell you. That was no crotch. That was a machine. It looked like octogons arm in spiderman 2 now that I come to think of it. And it was heading straight for me. Then... It attached itself and... did its thing. Then I realized I was still on the ground at the river. And he was showing me this. He told me a lot of stuff I cant recall. He also told me I would father many. Freaky.

But the weirdest part, That I just figured out about a week ago, was his name. It was a really long name. So I gave him a nickname.

I nicknamed him Farlam. He looked like this. [link to www.the-equinox.org]
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03/17/2009 10:42 PM

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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Not really.
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03/17/2009 11:08 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Clearly a one star porn fantasy.
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03/17/2009 11:09 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Sounds like you were abducted by Octopussy.

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03/17/2009 11:09 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Read some decent books for a change and your dreams might improve.
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03/17/2009 11:10 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Sounds like you were abducted by Octopussy.

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03/17/2009 11:18 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Yup Three years ago there was a being in my bedroom I woke up couldn't not see the being but I knew what was going on, didn't remember after that and then on return to my bedroom I came floating across the kitchen towards the bedroom when I saw a mouse in the trap stopped for a moment and then thought nah I'll look when I wake up also an indicator making sure this wasn't a sleep dream

Woke up in the morn thought go look at the trap and I did and was a mouse.trapped..I just smiled <;
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03/17/2009 11:39 PM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
Soooo did they tell you which planet you were helping to repopulate then?
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03/18/2009 01:33 AM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
nope
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03/18/2009 01:54 AM
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Re: Anyone wanna here my Alien Abduction story?
No so you could notice.
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