HELP! How to Get Dog Urine Smell Out of Couch!!

Urinate and/or defecate on the couch yourself. Dog urine smell gone!

Get rid of the dog.

Burn the couch.

Get divorced.

Move to a new town.

Write a country song about it.



I like it.

Then get a new wife.

And a new couch.

Then develop a drug addiction.

And a dog.

Repeat as necessary.

Get rid of the dog.

Burn the couch.

Get divorced.

Move to a new town.

Write a country song about it.


Then get a new wife.

And a new couch.

Then develop a drug addiction.

And a dog.

Repeat as necessary.

Shoot dog. Burn couch.