Nope. This stuff is too low I.Q. for Asperger Syndrome.
The joke itself is too low I.Q. to be a really good Asperger joke, for anyone who knows.
It's kind of like some ignorant joke about black people eating chicken in the White House, without there being any other insight. Not a shred of wit in it.
I'm sure most guys here can do better than that.
If you come up with some good ones, I'll collect them.
AsperGirl User ID: 637830 4/1/2009 8:00 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
I'm a trumpet player and we are generally friendly people. We also are aware of the volume issue. (Real trumpet players use practice rooms or portable enclosures or micked mutes w/ headphones.) Seriously, knock on his door and tell him that hearing that one song over and over is driving you crazy, and could he please learn some other TV show themes...? There are a million of em.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 537103 4/1/2009 9:15 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 775166 9/20/2009 12:11 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774852
How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.
That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 774852 9/20/2009 12:20 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.
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How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.
That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 775166
That would do too. Just as confusing. There are a couple of pieces that would drive him round the twist. The cannon section of Tchaikovsky's 1812 might work, but it would have to be recorded with real cannons and that might bring the police, or break the windows.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 775166 9/20/2009 12:40 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.
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How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.
That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.
That would do too. Just as confusing. There are a couple of pieces that would drive him round the twist. The cannon section of Tchaikovsky's 1812 might work, but it would have to be recorded with real cannons and that might bring the police, or break the windows.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774852
The real cannon fire would be the real trick.
Perhaps some homemade black powder 'fireworks' exploded on his doorstep would be enough to make him snap and have him carted off?
I'm a trumpet player and we are generally friendly people. We also are aware of the volume issue. (Real trumpet players use practice rooms or portable enclosures or micked mutes w/ headphones.) Seriously, knock on his door and tell him that hearing that one song over and over is driving you crazy, and could he please learn some other TV show themes...? There are a million of em.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 553712
Absolutely, be nice to the poor guy. If he has Aspergers he'll be very friendly, but will probably lack many many social skills. Having AS is very difficult to deal with. It alienates the afflicted from the rest of the world.
Of course, I wonder if he does have AS. Most afflicted with AS do not like loud noises. It is very bothersome. The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 775166 9/20/2009 1:21 AM
Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?
I'm a trumpet player and we are generally friendly people. We also are aware of the volume issue. (Real trumpet players use practice rooms or portable enclosures or micked mutes w/ headphones.) Seriously, knock on his door and tell him that hearing that one song over and over is driving you crazy, and could he please learn some other TV show themes...? There are a million of em.
Absolutely, be nice to the poor guy. If he has Aspergers he'll be very friendly, but will probably lack many many social skills. Having AS is very difficult to deal with. It alienates the afflicted from the rest of the world.
Of course, I wonder if he does have AS. Most afflicted with AS do not like loud noises. It is very bothersome.
Quoting: Aleilius
I just wonder if the whole "price is right theme" thing is more of an OCD idiot problem, and not a true medical condition.
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That's hilarious. Where can I get that "chocolate rain" track?
