Yes, it is looking at me right now!!! and it's HUGE!!! smells like sweat and chocolate.

It's keeps telling me that I am a lazy bum and to get a job.. take out the garbage... mow the lawn... and if I don't it's getting a lawyer.

It's eyes look eeeevil and spits when it screams at me. I am scared beyond all belief.

Ohhh, it just threw a pan at my head but I ducked just in time.... thank God!!!

For some reason it goes away when Oprah and Dr Phil come one the TV. Wierd.

Does anybody else have this problem too?

This seems to happen every month.

I gotta go get some ice cream before it comes back. Say a prayer for me.