CERN was shut down 9 days after it started - not because of a malfuntion, as it was reported - but because it created a black hole!! Now they are telling us the "black hole" is under quarantine (because you can't distroy it, folks).

Don't worry though, only about 95% of the scientists said this could be the end of the world - 5% said it was absolutely safe.

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